Thread: Manchester Utd

Hire Keano as Director of Rollickings.

^ yeah he can wave his little girlie hands at them

Ole Sacked.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer sacked by Manchester United after Watford defeat | Football News | Sky Sports

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Ole Sacked.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer sacked by Manchester United after Watford defeat | Football News | Sky Sports

Thank you for everything and the great job you have done, legend.

Manchester United confirm Solskjaer exit and target interim for rest of season | Manchester United | The Guardian

United said: “Ole will always be a legend at Manchester Unitedand it is with regret that we have reached this difficult decision. While the past few weeks have been disappointing, they should not obscure all the work he has done over the past three years to rebuild the foundations for long-term success.

”Ole leaves with our sincerest thanks for his tireless efforts as Manager and our very best wishes for the future. His place in the club’s history will always be secure, not just for his story as a player, but as a great man and a Manager who gave us many great moments. He will forever be welcome back at Old Trafford as part of the Manchester United family.

”Michael Carrick will now take charge of the team for forthcoming games, while the club looks to appoint an interim manager to the end of the season.”

They're so grateful they wouldn't let him resign. Not even the dreaded "mutual consent".

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

They're so grateful they wouldn't let him resign. Not even the dreaded "mutual consent".

Yeah, at least he wasn't hounded out and/or afraid for the safety of himself and his family, you jellied-eel-eating cockney prick.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Yeah, at least he wasn't hounded out and/or afraid for the safety of of himself and his family, you jellied-eel-eating cockney prick.

I'm getting news that Fat Sam is waiting by the phone.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I'm getting news that Fat Sam is waiting by the phone.

Patiently, with a pint of wine and a chip butty.

if correct £7.5 million pay off, not bad for winning nothing

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Thank you for everything

That's 5 months old so some numbers need updating, unfortunately nowt in the right column.

Adios Uniteds worst ever manager

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

They're so grateful they wouldn't let him resign. Not even the dreaded "mutual consent".

Just shows what a mercenary the Goblin faced kunt really was.

Anyone who loved the club and had any dignity would have resigned.

His last interview was embarrassing. He still felt he could turn it round after the game last yesterday

Fuck him and his fucking cliches

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

That's 5 months old so some numbers need updating, unfortunately nowt in the right column.

Adios Uniteds worst ever manager

Just think, if the new man coming in can go just one better than our most successful Premiership manager post-Fergie (consecutive 3rd and 2nd place finishes and CL qualification), it'll be just about perfect.

And what a squad he will have been * bequeathed with now that OLEgend has done the hard work.

*word of the day

^ none of this alters what was on the pitch yesterday - nearly 11 players that should be ashamed of themselves - Bruno was saying that to the crowd. Just goes to show players have nothing to lose, they get paid for performances wearing the shirt no matter that they still haven't got out of bed. They'll all now up their game because their excuse has left the room.

Gary Neville's on the telly - and he's at the Manchester Dhabi ground

^+^^ Admit it!!

You two are fukking gutted at todays news

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^+^^ Admit it!!

You two are fukking gutted at todays news

Have you given any thought to the heady heights they can hit with Carrick in charge?

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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You two are fukking gutted at todays news

Nope - the team is still stuffed full of lazy wankers. I especially loved Degayers display yesterday, Bruno needs his eyes tested coz he seemed to think the goal was in row T and Maguire, well he couldn't read a motorway sign.

Apparently Chelsea have appealed Maguire's Red Card.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Have you given any thought to the heady heights they can hit with Carrick in charge?

They've got rid of the donkey and installed the ass

I've heard Zidane is learning English so he can reject Utds offer.

^ That would make my week, Zidane is just what Utd deserve, looks like spock without the personality. Just watching Arse ladies run rings around Utd.

Did Ole Gunnar have a team of "build up egos", who were too much primadonnas to put in 90 mins of work ?

Or just dumb as in Maguire's case ?

You betcha !

(just my opinion; there is ofcourse the possibility that the other top teams are better, eh )

Rumour has it that club legend Wayne Rooney is being prised away from Derby with the offer of a harem of grannies to save Utd!

Last seen speeding up the A6.