Manchester Utd

**malmomike77** · 21-11-2021, 12:27 AM

^ did you go through with that Ole tatt?

**Edmond** · 21-11-2021, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This must be the end for Ole now.

Not the best of runs.

**david44** · 21-11-2021, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This must be the end for Ole now.

In the meantime, I'm gonna have a chip butty and a flounce.

Please don't go , if aall the kindly and sensible pister leave and its just me Harry Ant and Chico it'll put off normal people who just want to "rent a smoochi coochi"

Fear not in 2 or 3 decades when Utd play Chelsea n the 4th tier visiting Vicarage Rd may be a forgotton as you first kiss"

**Reg Dingle** · 21-11-2021, 12:43 AM

**hallelujah** · 21-11-2021, 01:45 AM

This is it.

Manchester United board call emergency meeting to discuss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s future as manager | Sport | The Sunday Times

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OLE OLE OLE OLE, OLE OLE!

**Edmond** · 21-11-2021, 01:53 AM

We want Zizou-Zou! we want Zizou-Zou!

Will probably get Bruce.

Will probably get Bruce.

**hallelujah** · 21-11-2021, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

We want Zizou-Zou! we want Zizou-Zou!

Will probably get Bruce.

Will probably get Bruce.

Well, we thank OLEgend for the great job he has done at Old Trafford, but now it's time for someone else to take the reins.

The Manchester Evening News nailed it yesterday:

So Manchester United have finally admitted to themselves what most others have known for quite a while: It's a time for a change in management.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has done a great job in taking United as far as he has — especially with his limited experience and qualifications. He was the ray of sunshine that dispelled the dark clouds of Jose Mourinho and reinstated the ethos of the club's DNA.
The side is younger, better and much more exciting than the shambles he found and the success he's had shouldn't be written out of history. But he has taken the club as far as he can, given his lack of tactical nous. With the amount of money he has had spent on his squad they should be performing much better, but he hasn't been able to fix the same problems in his team that have been there from the start.
A more capable tactician is required to get the best out of such a talented squad and the MEN understands that the club has privately decided that a change of manager is needed.

You'll always be a legend at Old Trafford, Ole, but it's time to end it now before it gets rather unedifying.

We love you Ole! Sob, sob...

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**david44** · 21-11-2021, 02:04 AM

Matt Busby via sceance couldna do worse

A decent all round player, with some startling moves in prime years an appalling manager of men as I often describe my mrs.
She reired to a faang ATM machine and Neverna looked back, amutually satisfactory arrangement saves having to remeber new names as Alzheimers Pogbas

**Reg Dingle** · 21-11-2021, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Well, we thank OLEgend for the great job he has done at Old Trafford

Who wrote that load of bollix?
Tuchel, Klopp and Pep?

I could hear Ole's at the wheel being chanted this afternoon, then realised it was Watfords fans singing it

Fuck that Goblin faced kunt and burn that fukkin banner of his.

Legend my arsehOLE

**Joe 90** · 21-11-2021, 03:23 AM

Bum squirts
The wheel fell off Oles bus
I finished on top of him in the TD fantasy football league.

A little tune to ease the frazzled nerves mate...

Watford fans singing Ole's at the wheel - YouTube

**Joe 90** · 21-11-2021, 04:15 AM

**Reg Dingle** · 21-11-2021, 04:28 AM

^ Does Hal look, as well as sound like Gary Neville?

FRIENDS | Manchester United edition feat. Gary Neville, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Roy Keane and Scholesy - YouTube

**cyrille** · 21-11-2021, 08:04 AM

Immediately after the international break

Even when making the right decision they manage to fuck it it up.

VIillareal on Tuesday.

**Chico** · 21-11-2021, 10:34 AM

Gonna be a couple of decades before Man utd get back to being winners, oh how it feels so good to see there demise.

**aging one** · 21-11-2021, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Chico

there

*their*

**david44** · 21-11-2021, 12:26 PM

This is the End?

As sick as parrot is Polly
It's Norwegian Blue for Ole
Manchester will still look as Pritti
Reg Office Dilly weds Chitty
Let's break open the Bolly !

In a decisive move to glazed stares from pissers by the board have appointed disgraced Homme Secretary Pritti Patela as acting manager
A spokesliar who asked not to be shamed said she's unsackable, she knows how to deal with foreigners and deceptive feints at the highest level, rumours that pocket rocket man Elton Johnny the renowned home furnishing expert from Watford could be persauded were just a Candle in the wind.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I finished on top of him in the TD fantasy

Too much info mate

Originally Posted by aging one

*their*

There there glad to see you are on top of you game

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Fuck that Goblin

I defer to your expertise but do expect a visit from ELF n Safety

**david44** · 21-11-2021, 12:55 PM

When firing Duds a few ditties come to mind
Of course the Dagenham dialogues valediction comes to mind

EVEN THE BLIND CAN SEE IT even predicted that Pritti woman real insight it's like channelling hal

I'll invite others to contribute while I crack open a refreshing Belgian Breakfast in a can! Cunning kvnts them phlegs fizzy alcoholic weetabiix called Hoesgaraden which I believe means Tart Park in Der Niederrlandisches spraeche , Our resident Teutonic lingual hygenius Planner man hat will correct me if wong.

Flippa-Reggae styleee revealsl why Cebu sinking into the waves

Just the way it is as Ole joins the jobseeker queue

To proud to flip buggas in an Esan hut or endire teh hell tat is RINGway airport

A chico wouldn't but a Norwegian WOOD

**Reg Dingle** · 21-11-2021, 01:00 PM

The gremlin has gone!!!

Just awaiting the official announcement in a couple of hours

Darren Fletcher stepping in as interim manager with Carrick
Surely those 2 tossers should have been kicked out too along with that director of football

Watch Fletcher go on a winning streak now and United give him a 3 year contract.

Those 2 tossers weren't fit to tie Ronaldo's boots as players..Now they're giving him technical advice.

**david44** · 21-11-2021, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

The gremlin has gone!!!

Just awaiting the official announcement in a couple of hours

Darren Fletcher stepping in as interim manager with Carrick
Surely those 2 tossers should have been kicked out too along with that director of football

Watch Fletcher go on a winning streak now and United give him a 3 year contract.

Those 2 tossers weren't fit to tie Ronaldo's boots as players..Now they're giving him technical advice.

You are in our thoughts and beers during this tragic century for the glazed, time to convert to Chityism it's neverna too laid to turn over a new bloke?

**david44** · 21-11-2021, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This must be the end for Ole now.

In the meantime, I'm gonna have a chip butty and a flounce.

There are other religions teh home nations rugga buggas one in union, Salford's a fine league outfit one of my family was on the cttee.

Or if you just like winning Celtic won again and set for a twentieth championship.

For sensation seekers have a snort and take a walk on the wild side, after a night at Canal street many view ball games from a hole new perspective? Ask for Joe90 tell em Wubba Johnny scent yer

**Chico** · 21-11-2021, 01:44 PM

Perhaps they will appoint the Man u messiah Ronaldo

**hallelujah** · 21-11-2021, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

The gremlin has gone!!!

Just awaiting the official announcement in a couple of hours

Darren Fletcher stepping in as interim manager with Carrick
Surely those 2 tossers should have been kicked out too along with that director of football

Watch Fletcher go on a winning streak now and United give him a 3 year contract.

Those 2 tossers weren't fit to tie Ronaldo's boots as players..Now they're giving him technical advice.

And Jurgen Klopp wasn't in the same league as a player as Lothar Matthaus, you Ginsters-gulping bad Brummie nob.

Anyway, more on the departure of the United great, OLEgend, from the Daily Hate which seems to have gone into overdrive today and is also publishing the fan's view, which appears to be spot on:

MANCHESTER UNITED FAN VIEW: You'll struggle to find a single Red who thinks Solskjaer should stay | Daily Mail Online

The most galling moment of it all though was Solskjaer's hand slap with the disgraced captain as he exited the pitch.

Maguire let the team and the fans down dreadfully, yet again, and the result on Saturday will likely cost the manager his job, yet Mr Nice Guy still couldn't bring himself to deliver the shun Maguire deserved.

That moment perfectly encapsulates what Solskjaer's United has become, with him offering far too many chances and excuses for his failing players, too afraid to make brave decisions for the sake of the team. Maguire, Wan-Bissaka, Luke Shaw, Fred and Scott McTominay have been appalling for the majority of this season but have remained in the starting line-up.

In the long run, Maguire likely did Solskjaer a favour though, as picking up any points on Saturday would have prolonged the manager's time in charge, when it has been clear for some time that it's time for him to go.

After leading his squad to being runners up in the league last season, denied a trophy in a sudden death penalty shoot-out, it would have been less humiliating for the manager, and less destructive for the club, if Solskjaer had moved on in the summer.

He did a good job, he steadied a dysfunctional ship post-Mourinho and made some good signings. A genuine title challenge was beyond his capabilities but he transformed the depressing culture at the club for a time.

+6

Yet it is time for Solskjaer to go, there is no-one in the fan-base that wants to see him stay

But enough is enough.
As the players and manager applauded the travelling fans at full-time, Fernandes, who had a stinker, indicated it was the players who should face the brunt of the criticism. And he's right, the players do have to accept responsibility for being incapable of finding a team-mate a few yards away, not marking opposition players in the box, firing the ball miles over the bar when shooting, but it is Solskjaer who picks the team and gives instructions on how to play.

While you would expect any professional footballer to do the things United players so regularly seem to be unable to do, the manager has to take ultimate responsibility for the lack of direction on the pitch.

The vitriol aimed at Ole on social media is a stain on the club's support, with his legendary status deserving of more respect, but you'll struggle to find a single red who believes Solskjaer should remain in post now.

It's a sad ending to a period which has provided United fans with so much joy, a genuine hero at the club leading the team to so many meaningful victories, but Solskjaer, the players and the fans all need putting out of their misery now and he should be relieved of his duties.

And that's why OLE will always be...

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We love you Ole, we do!

**malmomike77** · 21-11-2021, 02:26 PM

Who was that bloke who played for them last year. Portuguese chap, not Ronaldo, midfielder?

**malmomike77** · 21-11-2021, 02:32 PM

just watching the re-run on MOTD - its hilarious

**Reg Dingle** · 21-11-2021, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Yet it is time for Solskjaer to go, there is no-one in the fan-base that wants to see him stay

There is this one Northern pleb we know

United's worst manager since Fergie left

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