Manchester Utd

**Edmond** · 24-10-2021, 11:23 PM

Two enraged to spell correctly.

**cyrille** · 24-10-2021, 11:23 PM

G. Neville: "Oh...Dear"

**Joe 90** · 24-10-2021, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Unlucky Joe, you plonker.

I reckon 1-7

That's what I was going to predict but didn't want to because of the Chitty curse..

**malmomike77** · 24-10-2021, 11:25 PM

salah as vice capt and vardy as capt, i didn't think utd could be this shite

**Reg Dingle** · 24-10-2021, 11:30 PM

Hallotosis will be loving the entertainment value somewhere

**david44** · 24-10-2021, 11:32 PM

iT'LL BE A 3 HANKIE ENDING ONE FOR THE TEARS, ONE FOR THE NOSE AND ONE DOWN BELOW.

Reg you'll be welcome down the Shed or Saint James' Mosque in due course

Allez lulah Salah ah Akbar

**Edmond** · 24-10-2021, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

G. Neville

He's not available is he.

Did okay at Valencia.

**david44** · 24-10-2021, 11:36 PM

Rumoured Black Armbands and cockrings are being handed out with the Bovril.

Counselling and directions to the Etihad flyers discretly passed as if almost ashamed of how they were duped.

Some "fans" already leaving with a

GLAZED LOOK

In the distance the cobbled clatter of a horse drawn hearse heads down Deansgate Clippety Klopp

**malmomike77** · 24-10-2021, 11:49 PM

5 booked will they finish with 11?

**Reg Dingle** · 24-10-2021, 11:50 PM

Where's Hally?

Streaming out at Half time

They're gonna miss the plane

**david44** · 24-10-2021, 11:52 PM

It's official from Dublin

'Man Utd's players look clueless'

Man Utd 0-5 Liverpool

Dion Dublin
Former Manchester United striker on BBC Radio 5 Live

Maybe we were seeing the wrong pictures?
This is incredible. I haven't seen Manchester United players looking so forlorn and clueless.

**harrybarracuda** · 24-10-2021, 11:54 PM

In fairness I know how it feels to be humiliated by your team's feeble performance at the Theatre of Dweebs.

Arf.

**harrybarracuda** · 24-10-2021, 11:56 PM

Mind you this lot make Stepanovs look good

**malmomike77** · 25-10-2021, 12:08 AM

distinct lack of passion from merchandise fans on here

**david44** · 25-10-2021, 12:11 AM

Salford Samiritans helpline crashed, Greater Manchester Police are advising call EXIT in Switzerand or teh shit canal for those who can't afford a hi-so farewell.

Meanwhile back at the Theatre of Nightmares

John Murray
BBC 5 Live Football Correspondent

The Liverpool players are just knocking it around the Manchester United players. This is gross embarrassment for them.

**malmomike77** · 25-10-2021, 12:45 AM

False dawns and all that, i had a false dawn, she didn't have tackle but she didn't bring light to my world either.

**david44** · 25-10-2021, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i had a false dawn

More like teh Twilight of the Sods as Ole retires to the suite at the TOP OAF HOTEL and ponder his gaping future , the ole 9 yards.

Despond not Man Ure fans there is always the ladies team or join Chitty's mob up at Runnerupville Weds

**Joe 90** · 25-10-2021, 12:50 AM

**malmomike77** · 25-10-2021, 12:51 AM

Its nothing a Nigerian scam lord couldn't fix with threats and money, the FA would welcome it also.

**malmomike77** · 25-10-2021, 01:18 AM

Pogba and Fred, if Fergie was around i reckon he'd take a baseball bat to them not a hair dryer. These over rated twats sum up everything that is wrong with the Premier League, players paid ridiculous sums to just turn up. The whole league, owners and FA need a spring clean.

**Loy Toy** · 25-10-2021, 01:23 AM

Manu won the yellow card score 6 nil.

**malmomike77** · 25-10-2021, 01:33 AM

Speaking of Manure Scum

David Beckham signs £150m deal to be face of 2022 Fifa Qatar World Cup

David Beckham signed a £150 million deal to become the face of the 2022 Fifa Qatar World Cup.

The ten-year deal will reportedly be unveiled next month.

According to the Sun on Sunday, the former England captain, 46, flew to Doha this month to meet with dignitaries.

Beckham was reassured fans would be allowed to display rainbow flags during the next year's World Cup despite the country's widely criticised human rights record.

Same-sex relationships are deemed illegal in the country.

https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/sport/david-beckham-qatar-world-cup-ve3ab217c

**david44** · 25-10-2021, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Manu won the yellow card score 6 nil.

but post match Ole said
"“The coaching staff are very, very good, brilliant. "

Farke just imagine teh score if they'd been shite

**malmomike77** · 25-10-2021, 01:39 AM

^^ just imagine the sums those FIFA scum from Africa, S America and Asia got for their votes if a tatted wanker like Beckham get £150M

**Edmond** · 25-10-2021, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

the face of the 2022 Fifa Qatar World Cup.

The ten-year deal

Ten years?

The players are gonna be free to leave after they're knocked out... right.

I mean... they're not gonna be held there for ten years in some sort of Netflix tracksuit-machinegun gameshow?

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