Manchester Utd

**Reg Dingle** · 21-10-2021, 02:20 AM

Fuck a duck.

Give Steve Bruce the job

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 02:23 AM

Atlanta ffs

Oles at the wheel..

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 02:25 AM

Atalanta ffs

The dirty swamp rats had been setting the fire alarms off at the away teams hotel 6 times last night. .

Oles at the wheel..

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 02:34 AM

Atalanta team woken by six fire alarms in hotel before Man Utd clash in Champions League | Football News | Sky Sports

Atalanta's players reportedly woke up six times to the noise of fire alarms in their team hotel on the night before their Champions League tie at Manchester United.

One hotel guest on Twitter claimed the alarms could be heard in the early hours of Wednesday at 04:51, 05:00, 05:36, 06:11, 06:31 and 07:13 AM at The Edwardian Manchester hotel, where Gian Piero Gasperini's staff and players were staying.

Roksana Malinovskiy, the wife of Atalanta midfielder Ruslan Malinovskiy, took to social media to accuse locals in Manchester of deliberately setting off the alarms as a prank to impact the players' preparations for the match, and even hinted that Atalanta fans could return the gesture before the reverse fixture next month.

She wrote on Instagram: "Hellish night in Manchester. Throughout the night in the hotel the fire alarm was turned on at full power 5 times.

**Reg Dingle** · 21-10-2021, 02:43 AM

Where are those olesexuals Hal and Edmong? Fuckin benders

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 02:46 AM

Asleep in their piss stained armchairs!

You wanna sub Ole on for the second half...

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Where are those olesexuals Hal and Edmong? Fuckin benders

Internet has gone down again

CITY WIN, UTD LOSE, OH CITY, WE'RE SINGING THE BLUES

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 02:59 AM

If anyones wondering where the best player from Portugal is tonight?

Bernardo Silva is at home resting

**Reg Dingle** · 21-10-2021, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

You wanna sub Ole on for the second half...

That useless Norwegian Nobheaad was worse than Mark Robins if truth be known
, who also is remembered for one lucky fucking toe poke.
Robins is a better manager too than that fucking PE teacher who relegated Cardiff from the prem then nearly from the Championship before he was sacked with those Welsh twats in 17th spot before going on to win a Viking fucking cup.
I heard that Norwegian team won their league and that cup twice as soon as the bellend left too

**Reg Dingle** · 21-10-2021, 03:05 AM

He looks like a fuckin rentboy too

**david44** · 21-10-2021, 03:06 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

THE BLUES

From vibrant youth to pensioner there''s only one choice for winners

Whether the swingers of King's Rd , naming a Clinton or a Hotel, thrashing Danes at Stamford Bridge, Mancunians anywhere.

The illuminati eschew the washed out faded hues of the Etibad Launderette, for the cream of the Royal Borough

Come on you know you want to in this era where turning to old Trafford is no solace, it's what the baby Jesus wold want

**Reg Dingle** · 21-10-2021, 03:10 AM

Get in there..... Rashford!!!!

**Reg Dingle** · 21-10-2021, 03:18 AM

Listen to that noise Chitty.

You've never heard fuck all like that on a Wednesday night before

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Listen to that noise Chitty.

You've never heard fuck all like that on a Wednesday night before

You didn't meet my ex

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 03:30 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You've never heard fuck all like that on a Wednesday night before

The away support is pretty vocal tonight and they don't need their manager to rev them up

**david44** · 21-10-2021, 03:40 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

to rev them up

Cross Fred harrassment

**david44** · 21-10-2021, 03:58 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

If anyones wondering where the best player from Portugal is tonight?

Yoou might wanna stick to picking birds, get that Brut out and yer best trackie

**Reg Dingle** · 21-10-2021, 03:59 AM

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine!!!!

UNITED!!!

OLEGEND!!!!

Ole's at the wheel....

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 04:01 AM

Oles not going in the morning..

**david44** · 21-10-2021, 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Ole's at the wheel....

Poor Ole Chitty all alone without a dream

While we celebrate up teh Dilly , I guess its all fart together down Curry Mile again.

Anyway a Lullabbly for lonelyhearts everywhere

**hallelujah** · 21-10-2021, 04:07 AM

And that, ladies, is why we are the greatest club in the world.

Every football fan gripped to the telly from start to finish hoping for the worst for Uhited but knowing what was coming.

We never get beat, we just run out of time.

OLEGEND

**hallelujah** · 21-10-2021, 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Where are those olesexuals Hal and Edmong? Fuckin benders

What a fucking nob.

United top of the league.

**hallelujah** · 21-10-2021, 04:25 AM

The corner of the ground staying behind to sing Ole's name after the game while he's doing the post-match interview.

Just pure love. Absolute adoration for the man no matter what.

You're loved by the only proper club in Manchester and always will be, Ole.

100% OLEGEND who gets it.

**Joe 90** · 21-10-2021, 04:39 AM

Cockwombles

**hallelujah** · 21-10-2021, 04:57 AM

Still no closer to solving the puzzle though. As Scholesy said on BT, if we play like the first half against Liverpool on Sunday, it will be embarrassing. Fred and Mctominay aren't the fucking problem when Fernandes is as high up as Ronaldo, for fucks sake! Give em some support (and Fred played very well actually).

Second half much better, but Atalanta had 6 players out and had been rocking since about the 35th minute. We can attack any day of the week, but....

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