Manchester Utd

**malmomike77** · 25-09-2021, 11:55 PM

Optimism, staying happy and not sweating the small stuff. Lets hope Dingle doesn't come along with an anti-Ole rant once he's picked his phone up from lost property.

**Joe 90** · 26-09-2021, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

he's picked his phone up from lost property.

I should imagine it will take some time

Today has probably cost him £200 and a full day to watch that shower of shite.

Birmingham v Preston would have been more entertaining.

**malmomike77** · 26-09-2021, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Today has probably cost him £200

Nah, he probably took the number 46 for a detour and is making out like a taxi on the way back, probably coining it in.

**Joe 90** · 26-09-2021, 01:16 AM

Hopefully he's got a full tank of fuel coz there ain't much left oop here apart from queues.

**Edmond** · 26-09-2021, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by armstrong

Fred is gonna get Ole the sack

Is it possible to send both out on loan, or has the loan window closed?

**david44** · 26-09-2021, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Is it possible to send both out on loan, or has the loan window closed?

BIKE said FRED

I really shouldn't gloat Chelski my team thru thick and thin really deserved to lose by more , a pathetic show against MAnchester Etihaders, but for magnificent Mendy would have been 0-3 or 4.

Any team with serious hopes of the EPL must be able to get points of City at home.

Chelsea have some easy fixtures until Christmas, but bashing Brentford or buggrn Burnley won't suffice.

I hear Ole spotted doing the HGV driver course for a sure job future

Gotta dash very busy night at the Thaigeeza/Samaritans support line for suicidal Manchester United fans

Non judgemental counselling , you could be Cyrille or a Malmo fan is not cutting the mustard, it's dire starights in Fredfanville.

Some of them are seeking an Exit or applying to Chitty for honorary City docs APP

(which is a Web=Bleacher removes all pix tagged with Utd scarves etc) lessons in how to makes noises as aMancunian etc plus Engrish as a turd lanwich foursome.

**helge** · 26-09-2021, 02:53 AM

Originally Posted by david44

MAnchester Etihaders

Originally Posted by david44

Malmo

Malmø FFS

**david44** · 26-09-2021, 03:01 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Malmø FFS

I told you the theta eater on my phone is asleep.Enuff already.

I am now issuing a fist pubic warming

If you do not desist forthwith with this Danish O O O complex , I may delete you from my "to red list"

I shall post the aherm " Wedding pix " of you and that wallby Isa we buggered in Technicolor.She still sends mea Christmas Card smelling of mint sauce.

I am sure once you have sobered up you'll see the merit in my suggestion, no kned fyr et public apologogogo just slip e a couple of Frikadlle cut with ketamine as usual.

**Joe 90** · 26-09-2021, 04:17 AM

Originally Posted by david44

I hear Ole spotted doing the HGV driver course for a sure job future

He's good at parking a bus so driving a HGV should pose no significant problem.

**Joe 90** · 26-09-2021, 09:04 AM

She sure does look nice..

**cyrille** · 26-09-2021, 10:56 AM

Should have gone a bit easier with the eyebrow pencil.

**david44** · 26-09-2021, 03:12 PM

UTD throw in the towel, Glazers shattered

In surprise reality check team disbands

Ole heads of the pick a Dilly HGV school

Majority of the team have applied to pay real football at City but unsuitable so to treansition to eth ladies team if they are of sufficient standard?tackle removal status.

Fred to run a whekl sstall.

De ghea to Dover to see if he can catch larger inflatables

Bruno Fernandes to be recycled

Marcus Rashford to become PM

Thong, Hannibal join Cavani's barber shop choir.

Fans in the city said, Manchester Who?

A Ms CityCitybangbang said bring it on.

**harrybarracuda** · 26-09-2021, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Should have gone a bit easier with the eyebrow pencil.

He wouldn't look out of place on that Soi off Bangla Road.

**Reg Dingle** · 26-09-2021, 04:26 PM

Bring back Moyes!!!

**Joe 90** · 29-09-2021, 01:04 AM

Ole getting his excuses in already....

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer accepts Manchester United's Champions League group stage game against Villarreal on Wednesday is "very important".

Victory though, is by no means certain.

Solskjaer's side opened this season's competition with a shock 2-1 defeat by Swiss side Young Boys two weeks ago. The result was a disappointment - and for the manager, there is a worrying statistic to go with it.

Solskjaer has now been in charge for seven of United's 54 Champions League defeats - or 13% of them. That's despite the fact that he has only managed the club through 11 games in the competition.

As he prepares for the Old Trafford visit of Villarreal - who beat United in last May's Europa League final - Solskjaer is under pressure to engineer a drastic improvement.

The manager does not just need a win on Wednesday to reset his side's European campaign. After defeats by West Ham and Aston Villa over the past week, he also has to stop the negative chatter that accompanies any sequence of disappointing results becoming something far more serious....

**cyrille** · 29-09-2021, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Ole getting his excuses in already....

Umm...there are no excuses there, shit for brains.

**Joe 90** · 30-09-2021, 12:20 AM

Luckily for DeGea he won't have to take a penalty tonight!

**Joe 90** · 30-09-2021, 12:52 AM

Shaw and Maguire injured, that's Uniteds defence even more fooked...

**Edmond** · 30-09-2021, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Shaw and Maguire injured

Hopefully Ronno's kid is free to play.

**Joe 90** · 30-09-2021, 02:22 AM

The bore draw specialists are making Manure United look flaky at the back...

Surely this is a must win for Utd at home??

**Edmond** · 30-09-2021, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

#DDG is back.

**Joe 90** · 30-09-2021, 02:36 AM

Ole looks really confident with that outstanding defence repelling attack after attack, what a legend and tactical genius he is.

**Joe 90** · 30-09-2021, 03:15 AM

First blood to the draw specialists

**Joe 90** · 30-09-2021, 03:50 AM

Scraping a draw against the draw specialists, well done Ole

**Joe 90** · 30-09-2021, 03:55 AM

Ffs the Chitty curse...

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