Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by Edmond

*googling*

Originally Posted by Joe 90

One of my favourite directors when I was a young lad.

He doesn't appear to have been a director.


Your favourite director... in the same way that Man City were your favourite football team?

Mark Noble Heat Map.

^ And that's actually genuine.




Phear not, Phil Jones is in tonight's squad.

#4

Wots up?

Doesn't Manure Utd want to be in the City Cup anymore?

I'm forever blowing bubbles...

60,000 tourists are a bit quite tonight

Fernandes goal in the last minute was class, doesn't he understand the drop ball rules

All is not lost, United were runners-up. The cynic would say they were lucky to score nil.

Largest League Cup attendance in 5 years and Ronaldo, Pogba, Varane etc weren't even in the stadium.

It's all on the Premier League this year, which should be a 3 horse race when City lose their next 2 games.

United, (joint) top of the league!

It's certainly crunch time coming up in the league for United.

I still believe their soft centre will let them down and they'll concede too many goals.

Originally Posted by cyrille

It's certainly crunch time coming up in the league for United.

I still believe their soft centre will let them down and they'll concede too many goals.

Me too, to be honest. Dicey game he's playing here - the League Cup being the easiest trophy to win - but we've had 2 semi finals in the last 2 years and all it has caused is more fixture problems, so I can see the thinking, but he's leaving his options fairly limited on the silverware front because the world and its dog knows he has to deliver something.

Nearly bought a ticket and made the 5 hour round trip to Old Trafford last night, then I luckily thought Olegend and scrolled down past the fantasy football teams of those two bellends Hal and Ed and clicked the cancel button

Gotta feel for those 72,000 who travelled up there to watch United and West Ham's b teams spearheaded by Hal's first name on this year's fantasy team, that idle cock Tony Martian

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It's all on the Premier League this year, which should be a 3 horse race

How deluded is this guy? What part of no depth in the squad and an inept manager with no defined playing style doesn't he understand?

Fuck all Hal, we're gonna win fuck all

73mill Sancho, 40mill VDB, 35mill Martial and 30mill center-backs shouldn't be losing to West Ham reserves at home (while trying to get into the first team).


Regardless of how utterly useless and unimportant the cup is.


FFS, it's on par with Dill losing to Katie in a lard eating competition.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Nearly bought a ticket and made the 5 hour round trip to Old Trafford last night, then I luckily thought Olegend and scrolled down past the fantasy football teams of those two bellends Hal and Ed and clicked the cancel button

Gotta feel for those 72,000 who travelled up there to watch United and West Ham's b teams spearheaded by Hal's first name on this year's fantasy team, that idle cock Tony Martian




How deluded is this guy? What part of no depth in the squad and an inept manager with no defined playing style doesn't he understand?

Fuck all Hal, we're gonna win fuck all

My God, this fella has all the fun of a weekend eating fusion tapas with Chitty in his mancave.

Sit back, look at the league table and enjoy the winning and the view from the top. It's almost as nice as the longest away unbeaten record ever.

Originally Posted by Edmond

73mill Sancho, 40mill VDB, 35mill Martial and 30mill center-backs shouldn't be losing to West Ham reserves at home (while trying to get into the first team).


Regardless of how utterly useless and unimportant the cup is.


FFS, it's on par with Dill losing to Katie in a lard eating competition.

27 shots last night. Dil would have put at least half of those away if there was a cake at the end of it.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What part of no depth in the squad and an inept manager with no defined playing style doesn't he understand?

Have you been sniffing the petrol fumes from your bus again?

You utter fucking cock.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

who travelled up there

Yeah, South London was a tad quieter last night.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Yeah, South London was a tad quieter last night.

Yeah, 72,000 cockneys.

What was your attendance, about 7,200?

No Cockneys at the Etihad, a local club for local people.

Fact : 99% of Man Utd fans have never been to Old Trafford.
And you call us plastics

Originally Posted by Joe 90

99% of Man City fans started supporting them in the last 10 years.

Sounds about right.

City always had an average gate of 40k even in the old league 2 back in the 90's.

Absolute Cockwomblism!
City even tried to increase capacity next to the North stand at Maine Road with a dodgy scaffolding stand.

Such was the demand of local fans to support their local club.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Absolute Cockwomblism!
City even tried to increase capacity next to the North stand at Maine Road with a dodgy scaffolding stand.

Such was the demand of local fans to support their local club.

The statistics are there in front of your eyes, you lying blue bellend!

Are you already on the gutrot and Moretti?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Fair play to Utd though, they serve the cheapest pint in the premier league at £3, £5 everywhere else.

Apparently the club are liasoning with the fans now and this was their number one request , number two was Ronaldo to play every game, one out of two ain't bad.

I wonder if it's still fucking Carling...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I wonder if it's still fucking Carling...

Heineken apparently.

A colleague says fans are going in earlier for the cheap beer and having 6 pints before kick off.

I suppose it softens the blow of watching that shower of shite