Manchester Utd

**cyrille** · 01-09-2021, 10:04 PM

Cristiano Ronaldo Jr and Kai Rooney are set to play together this season for Manchester United U12s.

https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/...rc=twsrc%5Etfw

**armstrong** · 01-09-2021, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

The brighter chap of the trio got it.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

I'm going to get it tattooed on my ribs.

**Edmond** · 01-09-2021, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

meaning that "club legends" children get preferential and special treatment when the U11 team selection starts.

Yeah, that's not Utd getting preferential treatment though.

Utd nicked Kai from the Man City setup btw.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Manchester United U12s.

80+ goals and assists in 35 games last season, tiz little wonder.

His old fella, going off memory, is the only player in Primeira Liga history to play for the U16s, U18s, U19s, U21s and the first team in the same season.

**cyrille** · 01-09-2021, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

The son of Wayne Rooney, Kai Rooney (11) and the son of Cristiano Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo Jr (11) will now play together for Manchester United U11 team.

Picture him typing this out and the penny not dropping.

^

**Edmond** · 01-09-2021, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Picture him typing this out

Imagine thinking that was typed out and not copy and pasted.

It even has their ages in brackets.

**cyrille** · 01-09-2021, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

It even has their ages in brackets.

**Edmond** · 01-09-2021, 10:34 PM

Jaysus, he doesn't half get excited when he's wrong.

**Edmond** · 03-09-2021, 04:26 PM

Cronno's handy booking for removing his shirt in celebration means he's free to hook up with Utd and prep for the Newcastle game.

PL granted special dispensation for Cronno to take Cavani's #7, and Cavani to take James' #21, despite both Cavani and James already playing in this season's PL wearing those numbers.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Utd get special treatment

Now there's Utd getting special treatment Syb.

**cyrille** · 03-09-2021, 05:37 PM

Did you work it out in the end?

**Edmond** · 03-09-2021, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Did you work it out in the end?

That you were wrong, and there's nothing about Utd getting special treatment.

Yes. :-)

**Joe 90** · 04-09-2021, 03:53 AM

**Edmond** · 11-09-2021, 08:50 PM

#won.over

These labels are a bit odd.

1. It's not even close to an official shirt colour/pattern.

2. It cost 100 baht.

**Edmond** · 11-09-2021, 08:51 PM

^^ Nerd fact.

Anyone that bought Cavani's shirt can send it to MUFC and get a brand new one with a new number of their choice.

I've sent back one of those gray ones but am yet to get a reply.

**Edmond** · 11-09-2021, 11:12 PM

What a team that's gonna be when the 3 brand new players settle in fully.

When Sancho really gets comfortable and up to his natural best, him Bruno and Ronaldo are gonna be frightening. Not to mention Rashford and Greenwood battling it out for a place.

The gaping hole is obviously Matic (Fred, and to a lesser extent Tommy, when they take that position)

Here's hoping Tommy can get back, make that position his own, and start to dominate the MF this season.

(Please sign Bellingham next summer if Pogba ef's off)

Sign me up MOTD.

**cyrille** · 12-09-2021, 06:14 PM

That 'Pogba Matic' part is a real let down.

I hear they've been linked with Tielemans.

They need someone more consistent and more dynamic than Pogba.

**Edmond** · 12-09-2021, 07:14 PM

That position is definitely their ackilleaze heel.

That and a keeper that might just let in a 50 yard own goal at anytime.

**hallelujah** · 13-09-2021, 03:31 PM

MEN reporting that Pogba is set to sign a new contract.

Manchester United fans ecstatic as Paul Pogba 'leaning towards signing new deal' - Manchester Evening News

Great news. On his day he's up there with the very best. Genuinely world class. On a bad day though...

Get Mctomimay back and you've got a proper player in alongside him. Rice or Bissouma (from Brighton) in and Fred and Matic on their way next summer please.

**hallelujah** · 13-09-2021, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

That position is definitely their ackilleaze heel.

That and a keeper that might just let in a 50 yard own goal at anytime.

Fred will never be quite good enough at the highest level and Matic won't see those days again.

I often wonder how it is that we manage to sign one of the few Brazilians in the world that can not control and pass a ball...

**harrybarracuda** · 13-09-2021, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

That position is definitely their ackilleaze heel.

Their fucking what?

**Edmond** · 13-09-2021, 04:23 PM

Oh yeah, I misspelled it.

their ackilleaze heal.

**cyrille** · 13-09-2021, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I often wonder how it is that we manage to sign one of the few Brazilians in the world that can not control and pass a ball...

Maybe it was the way player recruitment was headed by someone whose strength was finding official noodle suppliers?

And Fred was a far less dumb addition than Sanchez. Citeh really suckered your lot into that one.

**hallelujah** · 13-09-2021, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

And Fred was a far less dumb addition than Sanchez.

Not to worry.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Maybe it was the way player recruitment was headed by someone whose strength was finding official noodle suppliers?

We can afford it.

**cyrille** · 13-09-2021, 05:29 PM

^

World’s most schizophrenic football fan.

**harrybarracuda** · 13-09-2021, 06:12 PM

**Edmond** · 14-09-2021, 08:41 AM

Earlier than usual KO for tonight's CL game, 17:45 GMT, 23:45 Thailand.

Sweet. The new KO time for 2 group games per game week.

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