Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by Edmond

Though Utd have to send Monaco a big wad of cash when he wins the Ballon d'Or.

If he plays like that then fair enough.

He's not a number 9 though. Proper strikers like Ole/Ruud etc would have buried that one on one in the 2nd half.

Yeah, always fancied him cutting in off the left as opposed to the #9 position.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Yeah, always fancied him cutting in off the left as opposed to the #9 position.

Totally mate.

Scholesy was pilloried for saying that he deceived us into thinking he was a number 9, but he was right. Despite his performance today and last season, he's not a reliable centre forward.

The conundrum is to get the best out of an extremly talented footballer and I'm like you: out on the left, cutting in.

PS: Hi Dil!

OLEgend

Hal knows

Cavani’s father suggested a move to Argentinian outfit Boca Juniors could be on the cards in the future. “I would like him to go to play for a team that has a chance of winning something”, he added.

'Proud to wear this shirt': Cavani dispels father's talk of Manchester United exit | Manchester United | The Guardian

“I would like him to go to play for a team that has a chance of winning something”, he added.

Eh? we won the Southampton 9 man cup

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Eh? we won the Southampton 9 man cup

United 6-2 Leeds

"Just look at Leeds. They never give up. You've gotta give em credit."

United 3-2 Liverpool

"Liverpool are badly out of form."

United 9-0 Southampton

"It definitely shouldn't have been a penalty and sending off for the 7th goal in the 87th minute."

City 0-2 United

Bore off Dil.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Bore off Dil.

I've been nodding off all season thanks to your idol 0-0Leg end.

Love the way you forget the record six 0-0 bore draws, embarassing defeats to Sheffield United, Istanbul Bollockstir(sp) and fuckin Arsenal

You'd do well to get some sleep yourself, instead of caning that crackpipe enabling you to sit through Ole the one trick pony's counter attacking boreathons.

Put your rose tinted glasses down you daft Northern Monkey.
One lucky swallow does not a summer make




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All that possession, and we were still by far the better team on the day. Goals win games, not passes.

You utter fucking plum.

I pity you though: "nodding off" to 22 games unbeaten away from home (a full calendar year and almost 2 months), top scorers in the league until last week (and now still only 1 behind), 3 goals or more scored 16 times this season, Premiership record goals scored in one game, 9 points better off than we were at the same stage last season etc etc.




I think you need to get on the pipe to bring a bit of fucking happiness to your life, you miserable cnut.

Meanwhile...

Manchester United appoint John Murtough as football director; Darren Fletcher promoted to technical director | Football News | Sky Sports

Originally Posted by hallelujah

22 games unbeaten away from home (a full calendar year and almost 2 months), top scorers in the league until last week (and now still only 1 behind), 3 goals or more scored 16 times this season, Premiership record goals scored in one game, 9 points better off than we were at the same stage last season etc etc.

And what do they have to show for all that glory?

Oh Yeah... that thing Ole is lofting in the air in your pic above.....


Sweet fuckall, you daft, deluded fuck.

It's March, you buffoon. You have a habit of making posts like these at strange points of the season, don't you?

Like the league table you posted in fucking September.



Care to post it again?

^^ do i sense a return to school? come on Dill, lets have some of the comments the little shits have given you this week.

Originally Posted by strigils

^^ do i sense a return to school? come on Dill, lets have some of the comments the little shits have given you this week.

I reckon he's getting bullied and has his butties taken off him by the kids every day. Thank fuck it's just the 14 year old girls who are picking on him though.

^ mmm don't know. Dill may have bigger tits than them, perhaps its the other half shouting "Tits Ooot for the lads".

Ole the leg end threw it away in Fergie time against an Iti Sunday League outfit

Can Hal get Channel 5 in Colombia?

What a load of shit...again.

Olegend bringing on 3 defensive players to hold on to a 1-0 at Old Trafford.
Tactical genius

Ole ain't no tactical genius Hal he's flying on a wing and a prayer.

He's got Darren Fletcher backing him up now though, and he has pedigree.

And this newly promoted director of football, who joined United shortly after they won their last league trophy nearly a decade ago.

^ Dill are you sure Utd are the right team for you?

Originally Posted by strigils

Dill are you sure Utd are the right team for you?

As Fergie said, no one is bigger than the team.

What has Ole ever done? He won relegation with your home town, Cardiff.

Fuck him. He is out of his depth.

We finished that Milan game with 5 defenders and 3 defensive midfielders,at Old Trafford.

He doesn't have a clue.

Has the new director of football already started?

Looks likes he's directing a 0-0 or 0-1 due to defensive howler already.

He never changes his fuckin formation.
Well, for a more attacking one.
Stick 2 or 4 up front and fuckin go for it at home, gormless Norwegian twat.