Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by Edmond

The Donkey.

7 PL Goals.
1798 PL minutes.


256 minutes per goal.


Landing on his arse. 56 minutes per landing.

Still reeling after yesterday's knock out blow?



You bad fucking Football 365 mong.

Originally Posted by Switch

Man Utd injury problem is no better or worse than any other EPL side.

What planet do you live on Switch?

Even now there is a link available showing a "league table of injuries".

Just a moment...

e.g. Arsenal currently have 1 player out and United have 9.

Which immediately makes yet another point of yours look absolute nonsense.

Are the clouds made of marshmallow in your world with little fluffy men walking around who you can suck off whenever you want?

And Brexit is a good thing, no doubt.

Looks like he drank straight through.

Originally Posted by Switch

Your link proves my point. Plenty of clubs worse off than you.


You excuse ETH failings, and point to Man utd injury problems all the time. Stick to music and holidays. Much less painful. Well it is if you like that ind of thing

Never mind Hal, it will all be over soon.

I have no beef with you in general, Switch, but it's like arguing with a chocolate fireplace with a sieve underneath.



In what mathematics world does me posting a link displaying that one team has 9 injuries while another has 1 agree with your original post that

Man Utd injury problem is no better or worse than any other EPL side.



I left school with a GCSE grade B in maths.

Did you get a badge for turning up?

Methy's Meltdown When Wrong crown is in serious, serious danger.

Originally Posted by cyrille

This link has a table showing how much prem team have had injury problems.

United are sixth.

Which really doesn't justify the endless shyte you have posted on the topic.


http://https://onefootball.com/de/news/every-premier-league-team-ranked-by-how-much-they-have-suffered-from-injuries-in-2324-38857417

From January 11th.



FFS Cy, even Lu offered a bit of opposition before getting wasted yesterday.

Oh, and this is the final table last season after Liverpool "struggled with injuries."



They were 12th at one point.


Next.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Oh, and this is...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I have no beef with you in general, Switch, but it's like arguing with a chocolate fireplace with a sieve underneath.



In what mathematics world does me posting a link displaying that one team has 9 injuries while another has 1 agree with your original post that

Man Utd injury problem is no better or worse than any other EPL side.



I left school with a GCSE grade B in maths.

Did you get a badge for turning up?

I once scored 3/100 in a maths test. I got 2 marks for putting my name on top of the paper.

You can laugh but eldest son is about to qualify as an accountant. He obviously gets his numeracy skills from his mother.

Originally Posted by Switch

I once scored 3/100 in a maths test. I got 2 marks for putting my name on top of the paper.

You can laugh but eldest son is about to qualify as an accountant. He obviously gets his numeracy skills from his mother.

MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE WON 20 LEAGUE TITLES.

MANCHESTER UNITED are England's most successful league club.

Am I right or am I right?



I'm always right!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE WON 20 LEAGUE TITLES.

Don't forget the Bangkok Century Cup 22, when you massacred Liverpool.

Under command of the Great Ten Hag

Another bit of silver for the shelf



You're welcome

1 league title in 35 years

The best manager ever



This fella is the best manager ever

Am I right or am I right?

9 of the players that started vs Bournemouth would have started if every player was fit.

Those are Gary Neville's words, not mine.

So hal switches to his second favourite riposte...the ancient history response.

And 9 of the players would have been able to rest if the others were fit.

Once his link from January has been exposed, Cy turns to Gary Neville once again doing his best to convince the public he isn't a United fan.

You might as well have quoted Carragher or Agbonlahor for impartiality.

Four centre backs injured and not 1 single left back available for most of the season.

Liverpool - it's a problem

Newcastle - it's a problem

Spurs - it's a problem

United - No ExCuSe! SaCk TeN hAg!

Added to which, Cy, and most pertinently, the three players missing on Saturday- not two - were 75% of our first choice back 4: Shaw, Martinez and Varane.

And these have been missing for most of the season.

I was gonna say imagine what would happen if Liverpool were hit like that, but you don't need to imagine.

You saw what happened last season when they were missing Van Dijk and a couple of midfielders.

Ten Hag has worked miracles to salvage something - anything- from this train wreck of a season.

Can you drink and talk this beauty down to 60 kilos ?



Bet you'll give it a try