Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I can't believe they didn't ask Chitty to whip something up for them

On the bright side it would be an original excuse in his book

Originally Posted by Edmond

That's a good squad you've got there. When you've got players who can walk on water, tracking back and protecting the back four aren't even gonna be a concern.

Good options from the bench too.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

That's a good squad you've got there. When you've got players who can walk on water, tracking back and protecting the back four aren't even gonna be a concern.

Hmm
With Judas as goalie ?

Bring on the derby

There are only two derbies Arse v Tot and Leepool v Eve, the Manc one is just a made up plastic event for the TV.

I reckon Liverpool V West Ham is the interesting game of this round.

I hope the Hammers win.

'We're the No 1 club in Manchester - and probably the world' - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

It's positive to keep a sense of humour in such troubling times.

He needs to give all that bollocks a rest and concentrate on keeping his job.

How much will his Brucey be?

It was only 2 it should have been 10!

Now fvck off back to London, this City is ours

Originally Posted by Joe 90

It was only 2 it should have been 10!

Pep wants to keep the bellend employed.

What a fukkin joke of a club.
Spurs have Conte, we are left with Cunty

Every manager has a wittle blip now and then.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Pep wants to keep the bellend employed

There's an element of truth to that!

If Peps half time talk had been different, OGS could well be sacked tonight.

Tactical genius is Guardiola.

Fear not...

Where's Hal?

When is Fergie going to sack him?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

When is Fergie going to sack him?

and Cantona to give him the boot...

I long for the days of optimism in the Utd thread, of Hal knocking one out every Saturday chonged up on white with Utd winning, of Dill being his morose "its never enough" self and Lulu chipping in with his rudimentary understanding of football rules and field positions. Ah those were the days in early 21'

I count one Pikey, an Indian, a Syrian Illegal and a Yardy..any there from Manchester?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I long for the days of optimism in the Utd thread, of Hal knocking one out every Saturday chonged up on white with Utd winning, of Dill being his morose "its never enough" self and Lulu chipping in with his rudimentary understanding of football rules and field positions. Ah those were the days in early 21'

We must have some compassion in second degree shock and awe, they had knitted black armbands for when Ole is dumped, but now wearing black cock rings may approve to much, of course people in Manchester follow City..

esppecialy for Mao MciLululess , soldier

"We're on the Main Road maybe the wrong road'

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I count one Pikey, an Indian, a Syrian Illegal and a Yardy..any there from Manchester?

What's up with the white guy's voice? Chemical castration or do they breed them like that up there?