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**malmomike77** · 18-10-2021, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ are you sure that orange beer wasn't a harvey wallbanger

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Um, why?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fred

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**hallelujah** · 18-10-2021, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

....

Yeah, needs must, unfortunately.

**Joe 90** · 19-10-2021, 12:44 AM

**Reg Dingle** · 19-10-2021, 12:46 AM

Word on the street is another huge protest against the Glazers is planned for Sunday's Liverpool clash.

The Ronaldo and Sancho honeymoon is over...I'm off up there with my pitchfork looking for Olesexuals like Hal and Eddy.

Let's Ave it

**hallelujah** · 19-10-2021, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Word on the street is another huge protest against the Glazers is planned for Sunday's Liverpool clash.

The Ronaldo and Sancho honeymoon is over...I'm off up there with my pitchfork looking for Olesexuals like Hal and Eddy.

Let's Ave it

I think Sancho's "honeymoon" hotel is next to a building site while his wife has already buggered off and is having it away with the waiter from the restaurant next to the beach.

**Reg Dingle** · 19-10-2021, 01:00 AM

^ Sounds like Joe's predicament

**malmomike77** · 19-10-2021, 01:04 AM

I feel for you lot, Stephen Hawking had more spine

**Reg Dingle** · 19-10-2021, 01:06 AM

^ You not out dogging tonight?

**hallelujah** · 19-10-2021, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ Sounds like Joe's predicament

Maybe he can win her back with a romantic night in his mancave on the White Lightning?

**malmomike77** · 19-10-2021, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ You not out dogging tonight?

If you are taking a character steer from some of the help i have been providing Chitty in his "gagging for a bagging" thread, the answer is sadly not since my affliction manifested 2 years ago.

**Joe 90** · 19-10-2021, 01:19 AM

I'm not winning any cvnt back, I've changed the locks.

I'm gonna play the field like Ole trys to and grow old disgracefully

**Joe 90** · 19-10-2021, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ You not out dogging tonight?

That's Hals area of expertise, he's walking like an Egyptian

**Joe 90** · 19-10-2021, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

sadly not since my affliction manifested 2 years ago

Sharing is caring, we're here for you

**malmomike77** · 19-10-2021, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Sharing is caring, we're here for you

All i can say is be very careful what you use for an improvised penis ring and if it gets stuck make sure someone medically trained has a go at removing it.

**Joe 90** · 19-10-2021, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

medically trained has a go at removing it.

That nurses uniform could make things worse.

**Reg Dingle** · 19-10-2021, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I've changed the locks.

And made her leave the key?

Have you been blasting out Gloria Gaynor?

...And now your back from outer space
You walked in with TD's female version of Jan Molby sat on my face...

**malmomike77** · 19-10-2021, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Have you been blasting out Gloria Gaynor?

Chitty, i'm not sensing a great deal of empathy from Dill, notice what a morose nasty fuker he's become... whisper it but i think its lack of sunlight and 100thb knee tremblers.

**Joe 90** · 19-10-2021, 01:46 AM

Indeed, it must be difficult not being a hansum man anymore.

Over a decade of all that nefarious female attention and now the female attention is "Oi driver, can ya lower the bus so I can get my buggy and Poundland shopping bags on the bus".

He lived the dream for over a decade, so fair play to him.

**malmomike77** · 19-10-2021, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

can ya lower the bus so I can get my buggy and Poundland shopping bags on the bus".

That took me back, a time when i tried pulling a bird with a motorised chair coz i thought i'd get a ride home.

**Joe 90** · 19-10-2021, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

That took me back, a time when i tried pulling a bird with a motorised chair coz i thought i'd get a ride home.

There's a lot to be said for those motorised chairs.
No tax, insurance , mot , park anywhere for free , some can be pretty fast as well.
You can drive them pissed up and no one beats an eyelid

A great way to get your 20,000 steps in a day without doing fvck all

**Reg Dingle** · 19-10-2021, 01:58 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

what a morose nasty fuker he's become

Just a bit of friendly bantz

I see what you are up to tonight Sid, i knew it would be something seedy

You're staying in watching a bunch of cockney rent boys getting ass raped by Patrick 'Le grande saucisson'

**malmomike77** · 19-10-2021, 02:04 AM

Mmm the days of cor blimey are long gone, its more Ooo er matron nowadays. I'm sure they wear their shorts with the opening round the back these days.

Whisper it but the first team got turned over 3-0 by Arse ladies last month. Shocking decline.

**david44** · 19-10-2021, 02:56 PM

Chitty beware of Mancheter United limpness by proxy .

Without wishing to crossthread you it does appear neither of you are scoring or even moistening the penalty area.

Perhaps some Yokohama Tyres on a Chelsea Tractor,a Samsung Phone on 3 network might brighten your understandably limp biscuit.

If you notice strip is for rear view your eyes have not totally succombed to soxbashing

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Remember ladies cum first , like the Champions League cummimg second is no disgrace.

Ignore Mr Bendybus , cruising the streets , screaming room for one for on top is so unDINGLEfied.

Try for a working girl eh, just the ticket, added bonus she'll help you get off.

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