Thread: Manchester Utd

I think Souness is about to cry on Sky! He's even more angry cos it was Pogba who got away with it.

^ That was hilarious. Everyone else sank into their seats, as they cut away to the ads.

Originally Posted by Edmond

^ That was hilarious. Everyone else sank into their seats, as they cut away to the ads.

Yeah, my old man was texting me about it as well!

Just what is his fucking beef with Pogba? He's like PH with us poor downtrodden English!

Anyway, Lu. Good days to be a United fan and I can see cup success this year. We miss Mctominay when he's not there because Fred just isn't up to it at this level, Matic is too slow and VdD obviously left a big steaming turd in Ole's front garden when he arrived; for these reasons we won't win the league.

Declan Rice with McTominho in the squad and we'd be laughing.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fred just isn't up to it at this level

Wasn't there a TV show called The Weakest Link.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Declan Rice

In your fooking dreams, more chance of rocking horse shite .no way will he go to Old Trafford.
If you need a pit bull to motivate the troops then call up another club Legend Keano

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Where are you, Dil?

He's always on the missing list when Olegend is winning games and breaking records. I guess that's why we haven't seen much of him recently, the Brummie twat.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

In your fooking dreams, more chance of rocking horse shite .no way will he go to Old Trafford.

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Meanwhile, over at the greatest club in the world...

UNITED! UNITED! UNITED!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

He's always on the missing list when Olegend is winning games and breaking records. I guess that's why we haven't seen much of him recently, the Brummie twat.

Didn't they draw with an Ings and Vestergaard-less Southampton last week? Oh yeah, you were too busy celebrating Ole's record equaliser

They were lucky as fuck today, with that clearance from James and those saves from de Gea. That Wolves team have had 57 shots on goal in 3 games now and couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.
Mendip looks more capable of scoring.

I just don't get your faith or optimism with Ole. He's never won fuck all, got relegated with Cardiff .
Maybe it's that Norwegian farmers league he won that has you and your glory hunting mate Ludmond creaming over him

Your Messiah flogged Lukaku and bought De Beek, Alex Telles and fuckin Dan James.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I can see cup success this year.

Is there a Record Breakers of nil nil draws EggCup?

You keep playing it down but that United side is well capable of challenging for the league now, if we had a proper manager.

Look at what Tuchel has done with Lampard's Chelsea.

You and that nobber Eddie think Ole is in Tuchel/ Pep class.

You coupled of deluded armchair pikey fucks

He's not, he's not even on par with Lampard or Arteta. They actually fucking won something... other than a mention from Roy fuckin Castle.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Ladies, how long has big fat hal been banging on about Greenwood on here?

You also banged on about that idle kunt Tony Martian

He joined an elite club today, only the fourth player to score 20 goals as a teenager. The other 3 are Rooney , Fowler and Owen.

Hopefully he still gets a good amount of game time with Ronny coming and Cavani fit again.

What a couple of players to learn his trade from though

Hopefully Ole's marquee Sancho learns something too, the fackin lemon

Bbbbbbbbut....

Bbbbbbut....

And if....

And what about...?

And his mum said that...



The usual dil fare. Have you had your butties nicked again?

United have been and are making progress with Ole. Simple. The stats are there for all to see. Simple.

However, I don't agree with everything he does and sometimes he gets things wrong. Just like Guardiola did in the CL final and just like all of us do, but Ole has also done every one of these top managers people wank about. Simple.

# Olegendrecordbreaker.

Have a nice sleep dil. We mit you too mut.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You also banged on about that idle kunt Tony Martian

The fella who was top scorer 2 seasons ago (when I was banging on about him)?

hal knows

I agree with the rest of your post though, chunky.

Originally Posted by Edmond

record breaking PL manager OGS.

Record breaking Top Flight manager OGS.


Preston North End came close in 1889.


Only OGS has done it in the history of English top flight football.


Legend.

Dan James gone to Leeds for 25 mill.

A good bit of business for all parties involved.

The son of Wayne Rooney, Kai Rooney (11) and the son of Cristiano Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo Jr (11) will now play together for Manchester United U11 team.


I sense there will U11 attendance records set this season.

All grannies

It's Manchester. Grannies are in their 30's.

Manchester United haven’t had a player score 20+ league goals in a campaign since 2013.

Cristiano Ronaldo has done that in each of his last 12 campaigns.

Originally Posted by Edmond

The son of Wayne Rooney, Kai Rooney (11) and the son of Cristiano Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo Jr (11) will now play together for Manchester United U11 team.

Utd get special treatment even in the ‘under’ 11s then?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Utd get special treatment even in the ‘under’ 11s then?

How are Utd getting special treatment in the U11s?

Originally Posted by Edmond

How are Utd getting special treatment in the U11s?

I think we can decipher that discombobulating post from Cyrille and interpret it to meaning that "club legends" children get preferential and special treatment when the U11 team selection starts.

..or that jr is not under 11.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I think we can decipher that discombobulating post from Cyrille and interpret it to meaning that "club legends" children get preferential and special treatment when the U11 team selection starts.

Yes, but how that equates to Utd getting special treatment is anyone's guess.


Think one of David Beckham's lads was with the Arsenal youth setup 5 odd years ago. Surely he can't be worse than their current 1st team.

Apparently little Junior not only scored or assisted 82 goals in 35 games in Italy's little league last season, but he also cries less than his dad.

Originally Posted by Edmond

how that equates to Utd getting special treatment is anyone's guess.

The brighter chap of the trio got it.