Thread: Manchester Utd

We're crying out for a centre forward like Aubameyang.

I think it's time we flexed our muscles and brought him to Old Trafford. The next Van Persie rather than Sanchez, of course.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We're crying out for a centre forward like Aubameyang.

I think it's time we flexed our muscles and brought him to Old Trafford. The next Van Persie rather than Sanchez, of course.

Nah, he won't move, he wants to play European football next season.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We're Manchester United, Harry.

Whether we're 1st, 4th or 14th, he'd be there the moment we called.

You know it.

That's Fergie. He left years ago mate.

Now you only get the dregs.



You can have Ozil if you want.....

^ Don't think he's started a game yet for Inter. Up there with Ralph Milne as one of our worst signings.

This should probably go in the Premiership thread, but I've just read on the BBC that Lampard is the first Chelsea manager to fail to win any of his first 4 home games since Bobby Campbell, who took over from John Hollins, in 88.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

^ Don't think he's started a game yet for Inter. Up there with Ralph Milne as one of our worst signings.

This should probably go in the Premiership thread, but I've just read on the BBC that Lampard is the first Chelsea manager to fail to win any of his first 4 home games since Bobby Campbell, who took over from John Hollins, in 88.

Maybe he'll be free when you'll looking for a new manager in October then.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Maybe he'll be free when you'll looking for a new manager in October then.

We'll just take yours if he turns out to actually be any good.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We'll just take yours if he turns out to actually be any good.

You're not really an attraction any more.

Fergie time is over.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You're not really an attraction any more.

Fergie time is over.

You keep telling yourself that.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/19/brend...ison-10769664/

‘I’ve been fortunate that I’ve been at Liverpool where I understand the draw of that type of club,’ Rodgers said. ‘Liverpool and Manchester United are two of the biggest clubs by far. ‘There’s other great clubs, there’s big clubs, but those two, in terms of worldwide status, are above the other clubs. ‘There are other great clubs that are trying to catch them up but those two, in my experience, are a level above. ‘So whenever a player gets an opportunity to go to a club like that, to experience that type of pressure, that expectation – and of course there’ll be a financial side to it as well, let’s be real – that as a package in a short career is maybe something that is too hard to turn down. ‘I understand it, I get it.’


We'll have who we want, when we want.

Seemingly as long as no-one else wants them.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I've just read on the BBC that Lampard is the first Chelsea manager to fail to win any of his first 4 home games since Bobby Campbell, who took over from John Hollins, in 88.

The only hope Utd have this season is that Chelsea, Arsenal and Spurs might almost be as shite as them.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We'll have who we want, when we want.

What an utter pig's ear 'you' have been making of who you want.

GN was commentating that in the last 9 years they've spent a shade under 1 billion, just a bit less than city, and here they are playing with a front 6 of Lingard, McTommy, Matic, James and 2 young academy players while needing to come back from a goal down in a PL match.


52 million man Fred was a joke after coming on.

Originally Posted by Luigi

GN was commentating that in the last 9 years they've spent a shade under 1 billion, just a bit less than city, and here they are playing with a front 6 of Lingard, McTommy, Matic, James and 2 young academy players while needing to come back from a goal down in a PL match.


52 million man Fred was a joke after coming on.

Now we haven't got any forwards. They're all injured. With every passing game it's looking like madness to have sold Lukaku and not replaced him.

Since Solskjaer took charge we've let at least 10 players leave the club, so the first stage is well underway in clearing out the dead wood from the previous managers. Now we need to get some fucking quality in to replace them. Stage 2.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Now we need to get some fucking quality in to replace them. Stage 2.

But who would wanna go there? To play in that shit Europa Cup with a shit team, with a shit gloomy wet dank City and fukkin gravy on chips

Even you and Chitty got the fuck out of Gunchester

Originally Posted by Dillinger

But who would wanna go there? To play in that shit Europa Cup with a shit team, with a shit gloomy wet dank City and fukkin gravy on chips

Even you and Chitty got the fuck out of Gunchester

It's Manchester United. The greatest club in the world from the greatest city in the world.

^ You're a bigger joke than Utd ya simpleton.

^^ the City is blue.

Manchester United are the greatest club in the world. Wherever you go, people will know the famous name of Manchester United. Hated and adored, never ignored.

Manchester is probably definitely maybe the greatest city in the world when it's not raining.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^^ the City is blue.

Never has been, never will be. No smiley.

If England are the 4th best In the World.

What number are United in Manchester?

Only kidding Hal. They will always be number one to me



We will be back

Originally Posted by Dillinger

If England are the 4th best In the World.

Joint 2nd now, isn't it? We beat Croatia, remember? I recall having this discussion before with Lulu and he agreed that we're better than Croatia, who were previously 3rd, and at least as good as the Netherlands, who we would have beat in the Nations League final had our players not been so tired.

Smiley included.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Only kidding Hal. They will always be number one to me



We will be back

Lovely stuff.

And on that note, it's time for the gym.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Never has been, never will be. No smiley.

You've been away from home toooo long