Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Looks like the record's on Hal!

Yer see, hazza.

Even even we're having a season off, we're still breaking records.

This club!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Yer see, hazza.

Even even we're having a season off, we're still breaking records.

This club!

I feel another Roy Castle ditty coming on.

Hilarious prat falls from Onana.

I don't remember even Roy Carrol being this entertaining.

Perhaps a DNA test will reveal Scottish blood?

Which Goalie will start tonight?

What will the score be?

How many pints will Hal sink?

Predictions anyone?

Good Friday tomorrow,.. I'm predicting Hal is already into double figures in some Romanian brothel on his second bag of wonky gear regaling his tales of Uniteds glory days 40 years ago to any Albanian transsexual who will listen

I also don't expect him to rise again like Jesus after another good hiding

Happy Easter, Hal

^ he's married isn't he?

Hal has Merch getting silverware this year as he's convinced everyone knows Hal knows, so tonight is Merch's night. Looks that way

Thankfully the united keeper hasn't had to make a save yet.

Oh God, he's not gonna shut up now.

Ruddy back door merchants.

C'mon United bang in another!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

C'mon United bang in another!

Anybody fancy a penalty shoot out?

Mainoo and Mount on!

Lyon Captain sent off!
Very harsh and possibly corrupt decision.

How the fvck can Manure Disunited not win this now?

Fvcking shite!

Against 10 men, no back door merchants this year.



Amorin out!

No fvcking way!

....wow

Wow indeed.

Booking the final off was a hard sell for various reasons.

But the semi less so.

So, I've just booked flights to arrive in Bilbao the day of the game about midday and leaving the next day about the same time.

My boss wil be able to understand that.



The rest of you will alwatys be able to understand just how magic Manchester United are anyway.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Fvcking shite!

Against 10 men, no back door merchants this year.



Amorin out!

As dil said above:

Wow!

Special things happen at Old Trafford.

And we don't mean bungs.

Oh, dearie me.

It would seem that I am getting forgetful in my dotage and forgot to ask.

Anyone else still unbeaten in Europe?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I think this is the first and only time I've ever seen a club and their fans celebrating a quarter final win against 10 men at home like they've just won the league, can anybody think of another club celebrating such a minor win in this manner because I can't, small club mentality

Two things, chits.

1. When you copy these postss from Facebook, can you at least work on your paragraphs?

2. Nobody is interested in listening to a cheat.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Anyone else still unbeaten in Europe?

So, just Manchester United then?

The most remarkable game you will ever see.

From the most magical club in the world.



And not one of you can bring yourselves to comment on just how fucking good it was.