Thread: Manchester Utd

The fella doing the vid says how people expected it to be bad...but not this bad.

Imagine not having the funds to buy something, but taking a loan out to buy it and then dumping that loan on the thing you have just bought.

All 540 million fucking quid of it.



Which is still there today.

And not one single penny have the Glazers invested.

They've absoloutely milked us dry to the point where one of the biggest cash machines in the world is now trying to charge kids 66 quid to watch this pile of shit.

^ this is where the FA need to amend the regs over xlubs being runs as businesses or essentially bleeding them dry and loading with debt. But they won't, the cvnts.

Money has been spent.

Antony 90m
Mount 55m
Sancho 70m
Donkey 70m
Slabhead 80m
Onana 50m
Casemiro 60m
Varane 40m
Donny VDB 40m
AWB 50m
Fred 50m


Near 700m spent on utter crud in the last 5-6 years.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Money has been spent.

Antony 90m
Mount 55m
Sancho 70m
Donkey 70m
Slabhead 80m
Onana 50m
Casemiro 60m
Varane 40m
Donny VDB 40m
AWB 50m
Fred 50m


Near 700m spent on utter crud in the last 5-6 years.

700 million over 5 or 6 years is a pittance for United.

The club has been horrendously mismanaged from top to bottom with the only care being that the Glazers get their millions in dividends each year- that's the point.

So mismanaged that we couldn't even afford to be in the market for a loan for that useless tosser from Brighton who hasn't scored for 2 years.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

700 million over 5 or 6 years is a pittance for United.

Those are just the shyte ones.

On the plus side, the new stadium has got the green light from the government.

Man United's Old Trafford regeneration project gets government support - ESPN
Man United's new stadium plans approved by Trafford council - ESPN

Now put your hands in your pockets to pay for it, nammers, chitty etc.

Remember that you need Manchester United more than we need you. We'll just fuck off and join some super league if you don't pay your way for the privilege of having us in your country.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Those are just * the shyte ones.

* some of

Originally Posted by Edmond

* some of

And you put Varane in there.



Get back to Fuckwit 365.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

365

The Donkey's days per PL goal ratio?

PL goals to minutes this season.

Ev The Ledge.
234 mins per goal this season alone.

Making him one of the most lethal strikers in the PL 24/25. :-)



The Donkey:

2 in 1,100 mins+ worse than a number of defenders.

Why do you think poundshop has been sat on the bench so much, Lu?

And why do you think hes been carted off to West Ham?

These two things are not unrelated.

It's cos he's absolutely wank.

Man Utf know how to make a small fortune!

Start of with a big fortune!

Great winner for Chelsea last night, that Wankybassa.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

he's absolutely wank.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Ev The Ledge.
234 mins per goal this season alone.

Making him one of the most lethal strikers in the PL 24/25. :-)

The Donkey:

2 in 1,100 mins+

...

13 PL goals in 2554 mins.

12 PL goals in 3262 mins.


Guess the 2 players. One could easily be mistake for a defender with those stats.

Since December 23, Hojlund has 23 goals.

Poundshop has 1.

PL Goals:

Ev The Ledge
PL Goals: 13
PL Starts: 27
Minutes: 2,575


The Donkey:

PL Goals: 12
Starts: 38
Minutes: 3,284





More PL goals. From much fewer starts and much fewer minutes.


The Donkey will be off to West Ham next summer, as a back-up emergency if Ev The Ledge doesn't sign for them full-time.

West Ham are one team in the Premier League who would consider a summer move for Højlund if they do not end up signing Evan Ferguson on a permanent deal.

Man Utd set new Rasmus Hojlund price tag as Premier League club interested in summer deal

A back-up option to Ev The Ledge. Thank fook some people actually understand football.

23 - 1

More goals, fewer starts, fewer minutes.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Ev The Ledge

Ferguson scored his first club career hat-trick against Newcastle United in a 3–1 home league win. Hence, he became the fourth player to achieve this feat at 18 years old, following Michael Owen, Robbie Fowler and Chris Bart-Williams. He also joined Cesc Fàbregas as the only two non-English players to reach 10 Premier League goal involvements while aged eighteen and under.

Bona fide PL legend before the age of 20.


The Donkey didn't score a PL hat-trick last season. Wonder if he has scored one this season....

Total PL Goals 24/25: Two.


Oh.

23 - 1



Keep clutching for those straws, Lu.

23 - 1



Tis terribly sad...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

straws

Goals mate.

Less.
More minutes.
More starts.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Ev The Ledge
PL Goals: 13
PL Starts: 27
Minutes: 2,575


The Donkey:

PL Goals: 12
Starts: 38
Minutes: 3,284

PL Hat tricks.

Ev The ledge: Of course.

The Donkey: Of course not.

The All Blacks are suing Ineos for failure to pay an installment on their sponsorship deal. Is Sir Jim strapped for cash Hal?