Thread: Manchester Utd

You lot will be waiting as long for one of our decent teens as i have for us to buy a striker

West Ham and Everton to leapfrog them if they both win. Down to 15th by the time they go to Spurs for a bottom of the table clash?

Is that Portugese? Did they mic up the bench?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What a load of Manc.

Cheer up Hal, there's always the cup and relegation battle to look forward to

I thought you were on my side?

Wanker.

Worst "really happy to be here" photo ever.

Marcus Rashford: Aston Villa complete loan deal for Manchester United forward - BBC Sport

Originally Posted by Edmond

West Ham and Everton to leapfrog them if they both win. Down to 15th by the time they go to Spurs for a bottom of the table clash?

Probably not, no.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

^Have a siesta and get back onit, you'll get your second wind!

.

Sound advice, Chits.

I'm back at it and rarimg to go!

Now, who wants some?



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Originally Posted by cyrille

So, donkey de ligt on as United try to salvage a point.

What a dickhead comment. He's done ok, De Ligt, no matter how the meeja might wish him to be portrayed as another United transfer catastrophe.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Men against wimps so far.

Not such a dickhead comment. As I posted the other week after my winter sojourn, we lack any kind of physicality. Add that to our lack of mental fortitude and it's a disaster...happening. This Dorgu lad we've just signed will make a difference though.

6 foot 2, eyes of blue, big Jim Holton's after you na na na na na

Ok, it stops at 6 foot 2, but that'll do. We've been playing without a left footed full back for a year. Utter madness.

I was at that Newcastle game the other week - one of the lowest points of my life following the reds - and I said in the pub in town afterwards that it was men against boys. In every sense of the word.

Stronger, faster and...eurgh...better.

^ Look on the bright side... Bristol's a lovely day out!

Originally Posted by Edmond

Half time and zero attempts on target for the home team at Old Trafford.


Can they hijack the Ev The Ledge loan deal to West Ham?

I keep telling you this - and I'm actually being serious for once - but the forwards aren't to blame when you create jack shit in opportunities.

You're stuck in the back of beyond so don't have much exposure to informed football opinions, but Hargreaves and Savage were making exactly this point before the match against Steaua Bucharest the other night. Owen and Scholes have said the same too.

I can handle us being shit, but I can't handle a boring United team.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Look on the bright side... Bristol's a lovely day out!

True story.

We used to go there when they were playing the finals in Cardiff. We were in some club one night and I was so off my tits it was untrue (I'd been on it in the car down on the Saturday from Manc since about 10am). I ended up necking with this bird and I knew she was a big lass, but in my messed up state I didn't know just how big.

Anyway, we got outside and she's angling to get back to my hotel. Then I had a moment of clarity and realised she wouldn't fit through the fucking doors!

Do they always make em that big down your way?

^ Not all... there's plenty of slender country girls to go around.

That's why the big girls get desperate!

Originally Posted by Mendip

desperate!

Story of my life.

As my tattoo of 10 to 2 anyone will do testifies.

As you well know, hazza, I'm not one to rub salt into your wounds , so I won't start now.

But how does it feel being little more than a feeder club to the greatest club in the world, you trophy avoiding fannies?

Ooops. Looks like I started.

He looks like Jesse Lingard after snorting a gram of Dele Alli.

Originally Posted by Edmond

He looks like Jesse Lingard after snorting a gram of Dele Alli.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Worst "really happy to be here" photo ever.

Marcus Rashford: Aston Villa complete loan deal for Manchester United forward - BBC Sport

He's going to Barcelona in the summer once they have cleared a few players off their books and can afford him.

My guess is he'll turn up for a few games at Villa before phonig it in.

That possible buy clause is all it is: possible.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

As you well know, hazza, I'm not one to rub salt into your wounds , so I won't start now.

But how does it feel being little more than a feeder club to the greatest club in the world, you trophy avoiding fannies?

Ooops. Looks like I started.

I don't want to upset you as you're a bit fragile, but we keep the good ones for the first team and throw away the rest.

As you would have seen last night.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I don't want to upset you as you're a bit fragile, but we keep the good ones for the first team and throw away the rest.

As you would have seen last night.

Hows that working out, H?

Did you miss it Hal?

Here, a chance to watch what you *thought* you were getting.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Hows that working out, H?

It's not.

Have you seen the latest league table Hal? Guess who isn't in the top 12 again?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Have you seen the latest league table Hal?

What have you won?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What have you won?

Did you work out what FIVE meant yet Hal?

I'll give you a clue. We've never had one.

When you're promised Barcelona and get Birmingham