Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You know what happens in May, don't you?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

If we don't win the league this year, I'll be in Bangkok next May and will buy anyone who turns up a pint.

When we win it, you all pay for my night out, get me a couple of brass and a few bags of marching from the lads on Sukhumvit.

How does that sound?

It sounds like a win for everybody but you

Originally Posted by hallelujah (Manchester United: Premier League Champions 2024/2025)
If we don't win the league this year, I'll be in Bangkok next May and will buy anyone who turns up a pint.

Someone should post that on all the Bangkok Facebook groups, Insta, Twatter, TikTok and throw in your Whatsapp contacts for good luck.

No probs h and Lu.

The trip has been postponed to next year anyway, so it'll be for the 25/26 Premier League title you'll be getting me beers for as well as this seasons cup double.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

No probs h and Lu.

The trip has been postponed to next year anyway, so it'll be for the 25/26 Premier League title you'll be getting me beers for as well as this seasons cup double.

You didn't honestly think anyone expected you to get a round in, did you?


Everyone knows your sort.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You didn't honestly think anyone expected you to get a round in, did you?


Everyone knows your sort.

I would have only needed 1000 baht with you soft southerners bladdered after a shandy and a Babycham.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I would have only needed 1000 baht with you soft southerners bladdered after a shandy and a Babycham.

Well now we know your usual drink.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Well now we know your usual drink.

Your tears.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Your tears.

Oh we're used to it by now.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Oh we're used to it by now.

Just imagine the hammering I'll get on here this season if...

a) you Trophy Avoiders actually win something (don't really need to worry about that one though, do I? )

b) The Trophy Collectors don't

c) The Trophy Collectors don't, Arsenal win something and Cy's lot get promoted

I might have to call in my holiday leave of absence from TD a month or so earlier.

You've had that second babycham haven't you. I can tell.

It's quiet on here today, isn't it?

So Hal it sounds like you've found yourself a cheap Mourinho.

United's caution was plain to see as they defended in numbers and looked for the safe option in possession. It was notable before the game that Fulham had been listed as favourites - and the visitors played up to their underdog tag.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

So Hal it sounds like you've found yourself a cheap Mourinho.

Is Legohead an expensive Graham Taylor then?



DO I NOT LIKE THIS!

Oh, I fucking love it!

You seem very excited. Is it because you've climbed to...

Hang on

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12th?

Rashfords going!

Be interesting to see who's gonna pay the lazy fooker next.

And fokin' stay there you useless 90 million quid turd.


90 mill Antony sent on loan.
70 mill Sancho sent out on loan
55 mill Mount, 70 mill Donkey and 35 mill Shitzee should be sent out on loan to the Championship. Though they could still end up playing their next season even if not.

And now they need to sell Garno, the one good player they have, the only one that is exciting to watch, has a bit of magic, and would actually be deserving of the Man United #7 shirt, because they splashed out on that big mixed-bag of shyte.

Originally Posted by Edmond

70 mill Donkey

Just how shyte is this turd.

13 PL starts.
Failing to have a single shot in more than 50%

Hojlund endured another tough game leading the line, failing to have a shot (for the seventh time in 13 Premier League starts this season) and getting only one touch in the opposition box.

A passage of play in the 29th minute, closer to his own area, encapsulated his problems.

As United looked to build a quick attack, Amad passed around the corner to Hojlund, who, with Calvin Bassey approaching behind him, took a heavy touch, giving the ball to Sasa Lukic. The Fulham midfielder’s first-time pass went to Alejandro Garnacho, who then handed possession to Joachim Andersen when trying to find Amad.

United regained the ball as Manuel Ugarte snapped into Emile Smith-Rowe and found Bruno Fernandes. Still deep, Hojlund was in space behind Lukic and Sander Berge, but United’s captain, perhaps mindful of his team-mate’s mis-control seconds earlier, hesitated.

He decided Hojlund was still the best option and threaded a pass through the gap..... But another bad touch allowed Andersen to steal in.

To rub salt in Hojlund’s wounds, Antonee Robinson quickly shuffled the ball out of his reach when he tried to press and gave it back to Andersen to murmurs of approval from the Fulham fans.

Hojlund’s figure of 12 shots this Premier League campaign is the same as Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Nathan Collins and Konstantinos Mavropanos, all defenders. At the top end, Erling Haaland has registered 91 shots, while Fernandes (62) has the highest figure for United.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/609...ted-suffering/

Piss off, Lu.

I've got a stinking hangover and I am never drinking again.


At least save it for the weekend when we can recommence battle (ok, so maybe I will have a drink again).

Shall do sir.

In 2 and a half years José Mourinho only lost 4 Premier League games at Old Trafford as the Man United manager while having to play Phil Jones, Ashley Young, Smalling and Valencia at the back and Fellaini as a CDM.



Ruben Amorim has already lost 4 Premier League games at Old Trafford in 2 and a half months...

An honest down to earth Utd fan...

Sounds like you might have done well there Hal, supposedly only having to pay him 50k a week of his wages and villa pay the rest.

Easy win at home against Palace this afternoon.

3-1

Sarr will definitely not score for Palace.