Thread: Manchester Utd

He was totally bullied by joelinton.

They really are a gift that keeps on giving.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Away to Liverpool next.

This one could be a record breaker.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What's the shortest tenure ever for a Moaners manager, excluding obvious caretakers?.

It was that man Wally again - 43 days.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Amorin has lost five of his first ten games.

He is the first United manager to lose that many since Walter Crickmer in 1932.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

They have the cheapest beer in the Premier League to give the fans some pre match anesthetic ..

I bet the Whine Gums are flying off the shelves.

*titter*

Originally Posted by cyrille

It was that man Wally again - 43 days.

Doesn't really count, he was Club Secretary.

He became Manchester United club secretary in 1926.He twice assumed managerial responsibility: from 1 April 1931 to 1 June 1932, and then again from 1 August 1937 to 1 February 1945.

So it's probably Moyes.

Poor old Hal, probably got to watch this til the end of the season.

The Scot, who had been given a six-year contract when he replaced the retiring Sir Alex Ferguson, was sacked on Tuesday after nine months and 49 games in charge -- a total of 295 days. No United manager had vacated his post as quickly in 82 years.

In Australia it's 2025
In the UK it's 2024
For Hal it's 1999 again

Wayne Rooney is now available if United and Ruben Amorim part ways.

^ And if not, get him back in up front.




This XI is based on WhoScored ratings for the Premier League games played on December 29 and 30.

Man Utd boss Ruben Amorim was seen berating Rasmus Hojlund during the Red Devils’ 2-0 defeat to Newcastle in the Premier League on Monday.

One player who continues to struggle at Old Trafford under the new manager is Hojlund with the Denmark international scoring just two Premier League goals this term.


Donkeys Gonna Donkey.

It's almost like City are bribing UTDs donkeys with cash and bjs under the table players to be no better than them, but of course we all know City would never break the rules.

Living and loving on the edge with AMOR RIM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Man Utd boss Ruben Amorim was seen berating Rasmus Hojlund during the Red Devils’ 2-0 defeat

Ah, well I'm sure that will motivate him to work harder.

Another assist for Sancho.

5 in only 8xx minutes.


McTommy:




MOTM and taking them to the top of the league.


Must an absolute relief to have escaped from the giant turd currently sinking to 14th and a negative GD for the 3rd season in a row.

Best young striker in Europe, apparently.

Maybe bring on....oh, Zirkzee?




Great nil-nil'er thus far mind.

Get Innnn!!!!!!

What. A. Game

Will that be enough to get Hal back from his "holiday"?

:-)

Walk in the park today for merch. 3-1

I concur, curse activated!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Walk in the park today for merch. 3-1

I thought Brighton were the Seagulls?

Oooooooooooo O OOoooooooooooooooo Onana. WTF


Stick in that Turkish BayBay lad, take the clown out and drown him in front of the rest of the team. What a fokin' joke.

Ya gotta ditch that 3 at the back formation lad, it just ain't working.


Gonna keep it for a nice 5 mill pay off or whatever in the summer? Bloke's still 39? I fokin' would.

Ratcliffe. Business genius. Yeah. Bought a load of distressed ICI assets and hasn't invested a penny in them since. Decides to make a Landrover copy.....in France and can't get his supply chain sorted. Buys a chunk of Merch that makes the Mercan bloke who bought london Bridge look astute. Since taking over the business decisions in Merch he makes Rachel Reeves look like Ben Bernake

Originally Posted by Edmond

Ya gotta ditch that 3 at the back formation lad, it just ain't working.

I agree.

Kind of.

This team cannot do this system. And it's fucking boring as hell.

We've gotta somehow get players in this transfer window who can. A fucking left wing back for a start.

We could also do with an experienced centre forward, but what's the fucking point when we create nothing anyway?

And that's it for me with Onana. Even I have me fucking limits.

Fortunately, I saw that Forest stayed up with 32 last year, and Ipswich have 16 after 21, so we should be ok.

I was at the Newcastle game and it sucked the life out of me. Wankers jering Zirkzee, a horrendous first 30 and barely created a chance.

Crap.

It's only football Hal. You never know Trump might use his presidential powers to take over Merch and declare they won the league.

Put your hands up if your season is over in January.

Hazza, Nammers.

Let me see those arms raised high!

The fucking Trophy Avoiders.