Thread: Manchester Utd

I wouldn't bother unless you get a super saver fare or something.

Be a long journey home wiping away the tears (again)

there was only one team looking to play football in that game

Yeah and they won.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

And then I'll be sinking a pint in the Drayton - for old time's sake - after we've given you a hammering and ended your season in January.

First you have to change direction, your club is currently going backwards in the table.. 13th now

Originally Posted by Molle

First you have to change direction, your club is currently going backwards in the table.. 13th now

Was just doing the fantasy football thing.

The difficulty rating there has:

Playing Man City at home: Level 5
Playing Man United away: Level 3


Sancho has more points, more assists, and the same goal tally as The Donkey from fewer minutes.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Sancho

How did your other mate get on last night, Poundshop?



Football: not for you.

Originally Posted by Molle

First you have to change direction, your club is currently going backwards in the table.. 13th now

Sat here chatting away on an internet forum to your multi.

Perfectly normal behaviour.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

How did your other mate get on last night

Great. His superior PL goals to minutes ratio continues to get better and better than The Donkey's. :-)


The Donkey: 1 goal per 514 PL minutes.
Ev The Ledge: 1 goal per 125 PL minutes.

He's quite literally, 4 times better than Donk-O. :-)

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Perfectly normal behaviour.

You should see what I get up to with uni teen.

Before she was sacked

Before she was sa-a-acked

United legend

She died before she was sacked.

55555

Whoopsies.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Great. His superior PL goals to minutes ratio continues to get better and better than The Donkey's. :-)


The Donkey: 1 goal per 514 PL minutes.
Ev The Ledge: 1 goal per 125 PL minutes.

He's quite literally, 4 times better than Donk-O. :-)

Whoops

Again

:

1 goal every 279 minutes.

1 goal every 125 minutes.


Don't use Chitty's fingers to calculate which is better, for the love of Lulu.


Great bottom half v top half battle in the first half.


Will United hold on for the draw and move up to 12th?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Whoops

Again

:

indeed, you fukin muppet

Your manager, your team .......

Fuck me they're comical aren't they 55555

Originally Posted by Edmond

Will United hold on for the draw and move up to 12th?

Of course not.

This is fuxin hilarious, even by the standards of leaky OT.

Holy shiz, go on! it's like when I was in the stands of Juve v Utd, CL 99, in the Stadio Del Alpen.

Can merchandise get a draw at home?

Is Sir Alex there? He may want to sit this season out or he'll blow a nasal vein or cheek or arse grape

Seems nobody can get these lazy knuts to work for a living.

Merchandise look very much like Stoke atm

I didn't actually think they could worse than Ray Shoesmith

SAVE AMORIM!

Injuries!

Smudger must have loved that night out, his commentary was hilarious.

"He's having a good look at his squad", an obvious euphemism for "he's making desperate substitutions because he can't believe the shite he picked in the first place"

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Merchandise look very much like Stoke atm

I think if he were honest, Berbatov would compare them with Birmingham.

Then Hal would parrot it.