Thread: Manchester Utd

3 years in the job and couldn't fix fitness issues.


What.

A.


Donkey.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Perhaps that's why your main man absolutely shat himself when Keane put it on his toes.

Dealt with it on the pitch as always.

Keano's all wind and piss.

Did you see him trying to fight an Ipswich fan in the car park?

His mates had to "hold him back"

Anyone who can't see Keane is and always has been a pantomime act can only be a one-eyed manure fan.

Shearer should have flattened him, like numpt would.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Dealt with it on the pitch as always.

We battered you 4-2 and the game was won in the tunnel.

"Dealt with it on the pitch"

Remember Keane winning the league at Highbury?

Yeah, me neither.

Remember Vieira winning it at the Theatre of Dweebs?

I do.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Remember Keane winning the league at Highbury?

Yeah, me neither.

Remember Vieira winning it at the Theatre of Dweebs?

I do.

Keane remembers winning the treble after Vieira had given us a helping hand along the way when the pressure got too much for the fanny:









Does Vieira have the same amount of European Cups Arsenal have?



And I've left a couple of gems on the other thread if you need reminding of the utter fucking pastings we've given you over the years at OT.

Just in case you get lost, here's another:



Your level is Spurs and Chelsea, H.

Don't get above yourself and start thinking you're a proper club 'cos it doesn't ever end well for you.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Well, what a couple of goals they were for the greatest young striker in Europe.

Goal of the week, in fact, was the first according to UEFA.

Sublime said the Guardian.

Super talented young player said Owen Hargreaves.

Magnificent said, er, Robbie Savage.




I know said hal.

Because hal always knows.



Since joining Manchester United, Rasmus Højlund has scored 8 non-penalty goals in just 11 matches across European competitions. No player aged 25 or under has scored more in that period.

https://x.com/StatmanDave/status/1862474415709024411

Because hal always knows.



Meanwhile, somewhere on the south coast, Brighton are chasing goals and Poundshop O' Turd is still stuck on the bench. In fact, once again, as they did against Liverpool when chasing a goal, they brought on defenders before him against Southampton when chasing a goal.



Rumour has it he's now up for sale in January, but a loan will be considered if they can't get rid.

Scunthorpe are reported to be interested.

Moral of the story: listen to hal.

Because hal knows.




You don't.



United are playing today and I'm only here for 24 hours and then I'll be gone, but Harry was dealt with last night, Cy doesn't even offer any opposition and Lu is just an absolute nobhead.

Bring it on cockheads.



MU MUF MUFC OK!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Don't get above yourself and start thinking you're a proper club 'cos it doesn't ever end well for you.

What was it red nose said? Ah yes.

“I won thirteen leagues, but I was never near going through a season undefeated. The achievement, it stands aside - stands above EVERYTHING else & it was Arsenal’s.”

You should ask them if they'll make a "Vincibles" one for you.




Are you ready for Thursday Hal?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What was it red nose said? Ah yes.



You should ask them if they'll make a "Vincibles" one for you.




Are you ready for Thursday Hal?

Come on, h.

Come to planet earth.

There's not a single Fannies fan who wouldn't swap your league titles for ours.

Is it seven you are behind the most successful league team in England?

There's not a single Fannies fan who wouldn't swap for our treble.

There's not a single Fannies fan who wouldn't swap for JUST ONE European Cup.

Even plastic Chelsea have more than you.



Quite simply, H, there is a top table of 2 in England.

And you are peering in from outside with your grubby noses smearing the windows wishing you could join us.



Is Hal right or is Hal right?

Hal is always right.

^ A good win that, against a bunch of reindeer herders and cod fisherman.

Oh, don't forget the sheep farmer!

And the grit lorry driver.

So will Utd Win , Draw or


TOFFEES!!!

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ A good win that, against a bunch of reindeer herders and cod fisherman.

Oh, don't forget the sheep farmer!

And the grit lorry driver.

Look at Mendy coming out fighting since I posted elsewhere about his predilections!

Was it the swarthy or bad dress sense comment that upset you the most when you were spit roasting that chicken with the gardener?

Ok, one more



United starting XI vs Everton: Onana; Mazraoui, De Ligt, Martinez; Amad, Casemiro, Mainoo, Dalot; Fernandes, Zirkzee, Rashford.

Substitutes: Bayindir, Maguire, Malacia, Shaw, Ugarte, Mount, Antony, Garnacho, Hojlund.

Hojlund rested after Thursday night's exertions, which we all knew was gonna happen, but I am *really* worried about Zirkzee.

Let's hope he scores today.

Goes to highlight just how utterly crud the previous donkey was.


The last time United won a PL game by 4 goals... before The Donkey's rei(g)n.

Come on Hal, how about Thursday?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Come on Hal, how about Thursday?

What's happening Thursday, H?

Fulham v Brighton or Bournemouth v Spurs?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Ok, one more



United starting XI vs Everton: Onana; Mazraoui, De Ligt, Martinez; Amad, Casemiro, Mainoo, Dalot; Fernandes, Zirkzee, Rashford.

Substitutes: Bayindir, Maguire, Malacia, Shaw, Ugarte, Mount, Antony, Garnacho, Hojlund.

Hojlund rested after Thursday night's exertions, which we all knew was gonna happen, but I am *really* worried about Zirkzee.

Let's hope he scores today.

Great performance from Zirkzee yesterday.

And, of course, from.Mazraoui.

Was it 15 mil we paid for him?

Gotta be the signing of the year that.

He's an 8/10 every game.

Aren't we just absolutely fucking magnificent?

MU MUF MUFC OK!

Everton asking 80 million for Branthwaite in the summer.



We'll give you 50p and a packet of Monster Munch and you'll be happy.



Leny Yoro - turned down Real Madrid to sign for the famous Manchester United - due back soon.

The greatest young centre forward in the world, the greatest young centre midfielder in the world and the greatest young centre back in the world at the greatest club in the world.

All thanks to THE GREAT ERIK TEN HAG.

What a time to be alive.

Yeah but what about Thursday.

Scared are we?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Great performance from Zirkzee yesterday.

He's certainly improved.

As most of them have.

It must be an utter relief to be free of the previous donkey.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Yeah but what about Thursday.
:

Why do you keep asking me about Fulham v Brighton and Bournemouth v Spurs?!?!?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Why do you keep asking me about Fulham v Brighton and Bournemouth v Spurs?!?!?

Poor old Hal, he's terrified.