Thread: Manchester Utd

Todays funny fact...

Eddie's new girlfriend was born when Arsenal last won the league...and it's not criminal.

^ Coincidentally enough, Chitty's new girlfriend was born when Arsenal were founded, and that's not criminal either!

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To both!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

it's not criminal.

Sticking that under me Av.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Coincidentally enough, Chitty's new girlfriend was born when Arsenal were founded, and that's not criminal either!

It is to me

United under 18s won the league at a canter last year as well as the cup.

Match summary Under 18s Man Utd v Man City U18 PL Cup final 23 April 2024 | Manchester United

We also beat Liverpool 9-1 along the way in the league.



This year, the current crop have played 9 won 9 and beat Leeds 8-0 the other week.

Scored 43, conceded 4.

Our nearest rivals are the plastics in 2nd...5 points behind already.



Only La Masia can come close to our academy and we we are gonna be winning the lot for the next 15 years.

Enjoy yet more Manchester United dominance, you pathetic fucking nobodies.

Went easy on Leeds yesterday.

Just the 3 we put past them.

Without reply, of course.

Three assists for Amir Ibragimov.

Btw, watch that name. Among many in our devastating youth teams, he's gonna be a proper player (16, born in Russia but already played for England).

Played 10, won 10. Goals scored 46, conceded 4.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Amir Ibragimov

you are aware that's Harry Armstrong-Silly in Ballzackstani.

Marcus Rashford up front

Good.

Even at his worst he is better than The Donkey.

^ And scores.


A good scrap between two teams battling not to be relegated at the end of the seasons.

The farmers could easily be 3-1 up, mind.

Even withe a new Portugeezer United fail to win again,The Tractor Boys, harvest a point as Hal sobs sufficient to raise the good ship Joe69, United in humiliation/ one City one love.

At least a Ruben sandwich always more satisfying than Ten Snags

Lucky to get a point , the circus continues.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Lucky to get a point , the circus continues.

5 in a row.



Never forget that you've cheated everything and nothing you win counts.

Oh, and you've never been to a game in your life.

New manager doesn't disguise the fact that the team is still.....completely bang average.

Originally Posted by Switch

New manager doesn't disguise the fact that the team is still.....completely bang average.

Yet here we are

Originally Posted by Edmond

^ And scores.


A good scrap between two teams battling not to be relegated at the end of the seasons.

The farmers could easily be 3-1 up, mind.

Football's not for you.

Stick to loitering next to the ice cream van with your puppies and packets of sweets.

So a United manager has finally mentioned lack of fitness being a problem.

Originally Posted by cyrille

So a United manager has finally mentioned lack of fitness being a problem.

ETH mentioned it frequently and had the team in doing extra sessions, you utter wanker.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

ETH mentioned it frequently and had the team in doing extra sessions, you utter wanker.

Perhaps that's why they kept pretending to be injured.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Perhaps that's why they kept pretending to be injured.

Perhaps that's why your main man absolutely shat himself when Keane put it on his toes.



You fucking fannies.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Yet here we are

No wonder he got sacked after stealing that cup from Coventry …..

Watch and weep, spunkbag.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

ETH mentioned it frequently and had the team in doing extra sessions, you utter wanker.

They must have skived out of them, you total [at][at][at][at].