Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by Edmond

Well done Amad.

Lovely backheel assist. Lovely goal, the first goal.


The first goal. One hasn't been able to say that at half time in a while.

#undonkeyfication


Of course, it's not easy to undonkey one's that barn born and bred. Looking at you #9.

Just a shame that #10 and #11 are also utter crud. :/

A beauty from the real #7

3-0

What a breath of fresh air, after years of donkey dung wafting through.

Erik Ten Hag's Red and White Army!

Led by Ruud the Legend.

Ugarte and Casemiro dominant.

Title number 21 on the way in May.

As ever: Hal knows



Have a nice night, ladies.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

As ever: Hal knows

fuk all, we know

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Erik Ten Hag's Red and White Army!

Led by Ruud the Legend.

Ugarte and Casemiro dominant.

Title number 21 on the way in May.

As ever: Hal knows



Have a nice night, ladies.

In case you missed it, ETH has left the building, and the new ‘Head Coach’ is yet to arrive. Thus proving that Hal knows nothing and has to be constantly reminded.

The useless #9 donkey.

PL:

Minutes: 414
Goals: 1

Zirkzee comes on for Hojlund who has had a quiet afternoon. You would expect more from a United target man

Replacing chlamydia with gonorrhea.

Rasmus Højlund has 3 shots on target in the Premier League this season.

Duel W-L
1-10

Aerial W-L
0-5

6 foot something lump and he cannot win an aerial duel?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Erik Ten Hag's Red and White Army!

Who's going to break it to him?

Well done to Ruud.

P4 W3 D1 L0

GF 11
GA 3


One would almost want him to stay on.

Not difficult to look good after the last donkey, of course, but well done to the lad, and a good audition for the role in 2-3 years time.

Not in negative goal difference anymore. a good start to the undonkeyfication process that is required.

Originally Posted by david44

half the points of leaders, 10 places below my under par Chelsea who were lucky to scrape a point to on form Arsenal.

Off form City 4 losses still 11 places above Utd who can only dream

Yes, the useless donkey ten Hag absolutely donkey'd their season.

As if 8th place and negative goal difference wasn't bad enough last time round.

And who's to come back in and fix it... Antony, Mount, Maguire.

The donkey's a bad joke.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Led by Ruud the Legend.

Sacked already.

Revolving doors at Old Trafford..

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Sacked already.

What sort of idiot would have expec...oh.

'Zirkzee offers will be considered in January'

Manchester United will consider offers for Joshua Zirkzee in the January transfer window, according to Tuttosport via the Daily Mail.
The 23-year-old was signed in the summer transfer window for £37m from Bologna and inked a five-year deal at Old Trafford.

Originally Posted by Edmond

'Zirkzee offers will be considered in January'

Manchester United will consider offers for Joshua Zirkzee in the January transfer window, according to Tuttosport via the Daily Mail.
The 23-year-old was signed in the summer transfer window for £37m from Bologna and inked a five-year deal at Old Trafford.

Ten bob and a packet of monster munch should swing it.

I was gonna mention West Brom, but I honestly don't think he's good enough for them.

Every touch, every movement, it looks like someone stuck a shirt on a 12 year old and stuck him out there.

Perhaps Cork City could make a move for him.

Speaking of which, watch out for 19 yr old Mark O'Mahony in the coming years. CC to Brighton, on loan at Portsmouth this season. For once there's a Cork lad from the right side of the tracks.

Originally Posted by cyrille

I guess Anthony's suitors will just have to wait.

Zirkzee would get absolutely steamrollered in the championship.

He's a bit like Andy Carroll without the skill.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

"Following the half-time whistle and as I made my way up the tunnel, I was approached by Darren Fletcher of Manchester United in an extremely aggressive manner pointing and shouting at me 'you are all f*cking sh*t, that is a f*cking joke, every f*cking week,'" Ward told the Commission.
"I asked him to calm down and highlighted that his behaviour was completely unacceptable at this point.
"He then needed to be held back by another member of staff, as he tried to get closer to me. With this, I turned away and continued to make my way to the match officials changing room.

^ ETH?

What is this, a question of fvcking sport?

Ruben Amorim:

"I accepted Manchester United also because of the history of the club. We can be part of something special".

"That is something I really like".

"We are Manchester United. It's the biggest club in England".

"The history must inspire us, so I want to do something special in this special club."

“Manchester United is the engine of the Premier League”.

"We know that we are the engine of the football”.

But you all know that, don't you?

You utter fucking nobodies.



The most watched.

The most talked about.

AND THE MOST SUCCESSFUL.



If we left your league, you would be nothing.

Well, your pathetic little clubs are nothing anyway, but you'd be even more nothing if you didn't play us twice a season (not you Cy, obviously ).


Tell me, ladies, am I right or am I right?

Hal knows.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

If we left your league

Well they're pretty fokin' close to doing so.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Well they're pretty fokin' close to doing so.

Be quiet, you cat-killing internet fucking weirdo.

Please up the insult. It's pretty lame compared to what I've been bizarrely labelled the last few days. Ya donkey loving weirdo.