Thread: Manchester Utd

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Originally Posted by Edmond

I've always been known to pleasure pussy. :-)

It's the last day of my gym membership today, so I need to at least make some kind of effort to get there.



Let me just leave you with this though to wrap things up:

Poundshop O'Turd's appearances from August 23-now

43

Goals

7

The Proper Player's appearances:

52

Goals

18

Originally Posted by Neverna

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Once a TEFLer, always a TEFLer.



We're never really off work!

Originally Posted by Edmond

I've always been known to pleasure pussy. :-)

Aren't you in your forties now?

Creepy.

Originally Posted by Edmond

More PL goals... and PL assists...

Game.

Originally Posted by Neverna

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Set.

Originally Posted by Edmond

and minutes played....

And match.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It's the last day of my gym membership today, so I need to at least make some kind of effort to get there.

Good man, I just wolfed down a weetbix with a scoop of protein and gonna smash out a sesh 2:45-3:45pm.


Halloween night downtown, black pussy will be around.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Aren't you in your forties now?

Not last time I checked, no.





When did you last check, Ed?

A few years ago.


Heading down to the Boxing Stadium with the gym boys around 9pm if yer around Syb.

You're not gonna believe this lads, but it turns out daft old harry might have almost got something right!

Reports from Portugal stating that Amorim won't be in the dugout for Sunday, but will instead take over at the start of the international break after the games on the 9th and 10th (nowhere near a month's wait, of course, but not bad for harry considering he gets his football news from the Express, the Mail and Fuckwit 365).

So it's gonna be Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddddddddd!

Here's hoping Martin Keown interviews him and Ruud just looks him up and down, takes a step back and then delivers a flying kick to the head.

Well at least they're not cheats.

Luke Shaw (if you can see the image)

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'd rather have a local man who supports the club than an Arabs play thing they said


Handed Ten Hag a new contract a few months ago ✅


Scavenged for tax payers money ✅


Sacked Fergie ✅


Sacked 200 staff ✅


Sacked Ten Hag ✅


Sat 14th in the League ✅


21st in the Europa League ✅


150 million plus spend in the Summer ✅


Ladies and gentlemen, the big Jim revolution is starting to take shape and I like it, I like it a lot 朗拾朗

Spot the fan of the Manchester club that can't win a quadruple this year.

1.4m euros to get him now.... as Head Coach, not manager.

'Sporting SAD has reached an agreement with Manchester United FC regarding terms and conditions of coach Ruben Amorim's departure, in return for which MUFC will pay Sporting SAD Euro 11,000,000 (£9.2million),' they wrote. 'Furthermore, Sporting SAD will have a benefit of Euro 1,658,000 (£1.4m) relating to the extinction of credit rights, recorded as liabilities and contingent liabilities, as a result of the revocation and renegotiation of contracts relating to intermediation fees.'
The additional £1.4m was paid to cut short Amorim's notice period, which was understood to be a month long.

Manchester United have announced Ruben Amorim as their new head coach.
Amorim has signed a two-and-a-half-year contract that will tie him to the club until June 2027 with the option of another year, United confirmed in an official statement on Friday.
United have also confirmed that Amorim will take charge of Sporting’s next three matches, against Estrela on Friday night, Manchester City in the Champions League next Tuesday and Braga on Sunday week, before officially joining the club on November 11. Amorim takes the title of head coach rather than manager.

Two and half years. You reckon he'll make it Hal?

Good luck to the man, and his main mission of undonkeyfication.

Originally Posted by david44

Well beating Manchester Chitty be worth it's weight in gold to the dozens of remaoning desperate downtrodden sad and dispirited Londoners with season tickets to Manchester United

They're not Londoners, they're Kent and Essex mockneys.

Forecast Utd 12 - Chelsea 0 and that's just the excuses

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You're not gonna believe this lads, but it turns out daft old harry might have almost got something right!

Harry knows

Bruno!

Set up by the best young striker in Europe, of course.



Hal knows

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Set up by the best young striker in Europe

He didn't score then?


Of course not.

PL 24/25
340 minutes.
1 goal.



Everton, Arsenal and Crystal Palace have central defenders that have scored more.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Good luck to the man, and his main mission of undonkeyfication.

He's gonna need to be good!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Bruno!

Set up by the best young striker in Europe, of course.



Hal knows

Caceido! *

And the Moaners have their worst ever Premiership start.




* I didn't know his first name was Moses. No wonder it was so easy for him to part the Moaners defence.

Well if you can't beat my shower at home time to throw the towel in or at least the kleenex, you are in our thoughts and beers, could be worse could be mud wrestling with the quean of Spain!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

the best young striker in Europe

Is he trying to score with his dick instead nowadays?

Originally Posted by david44

beat my shower at home

Noah!

Who the fvck is Noah!

Could be double figures at this rate.

C'mon you rent boys!!

Originally Posted by Edmond

undonkeyfication.

First win in Europe in a year.

Well done Amad.

Well done non-donkey manager.

Rasmus Hojlund's tame header from Casemiro's cross easily kept out before a brilliant piece of last-ditch defending from Baba Rahman denied Amad at the far post.

Some donkeys are of course beyond hope. :/

United had won just one of their last 11 European games

Antony, Christian Eriksen and Mason Mount all recovered from injury and were also among the substitutes.

Oh no.