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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Again: It's not "crisis times", you're in a right fucking mess.

    Then I'll take times like these all day long:

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    Instead of times like this:

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    We'll keep trophy collecting and you keep bottling.

    You're happy, I'm happy.


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    Aren't you getting tired of having to keep saying "XXXXXXXX IS MY MANAGER!" and changing it every season or so?


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    How long will the next manager stay for???

    More or less than a 1000 days???

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    They'll probably take the KiaOra and the Toffee Crisp out of the academy lunches so they can pay for two managers for the next 18 months.

    *snigger*

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    MY MANAGER.
    Let's hope for 2 things.


    Actually, let's hope for around 2 million things, but keep this post to two.


    1. He's a lot better than the last useless donkey that you called 'My Manager'.

    2. He signs Evan The Ledge Ferguson asap.

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    MY MANAGER: OLEGEND

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    MY MANAGER: THE GREAT ERIK TEN HAG

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    Quote Originally Posted by edmond View Post

    2. He signs evan the ledge ferguson asap.
    Accrington Stanley's striker: Poundshop O'Turd

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    Amazing what happens when they're free of the Donkey.

    When was the last time they put five past a Premier League team? .... Before the donkey was in charge?

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    PL 24/25

    #10 Hasbeen
    628 mins per goal

    #11 Shitsee
    407 mins per goal

    Amad
    371 mins per goal

    Garno
    294 mins per goal

    #9 Donkey
    257 mins per goal







    Evan The Ledge Fergo.
    98 mins per goal.



    Just turned 20 this month.

    PL Total: 26 starts 13 goals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    PL Total: 26 starts 13 goals.
    #9 Donkey
    PL Total: 28 starts 11 goals. :/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Amazing what happens when they're free of the Donkey.

    When was the last time they put five past a Premier League team? .... Before the donkey was in charge?
    Did you look at that Leicester side?


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    The squad numbers were a bit high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    The squad numbers were a bit high.
    The League Cup aka the Carabao Cup aka the Micky Mouse Cup where the bench warmers get an opportunity to play and show what material they are made of.
    Winning it doesn't count as a real trophy.

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    No shiz.


    Fergie actually had to command his players to celebrate just after winning it in 2006.

    (They were already out of Europe and the FA Cup.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    PL 24/25

    #10 Hasbeen
    628 mins per goal

    #11 Shitsee
    407 mins per goal

    Amad
    371 mins per goal

    Garno
    294 mins per goal

    #9 Donkey
    257 mins per goal







    Evan The Ledge Fergo.
    98 mins per goal.



    Just turned 20 this month.

    PL Total: 26 starts 13 goals.
    I've just found out he's actually scored!

    One goal in a year!



    Meanwhile, this is what proper young centre forwards have been doing:



    And this is what people have been saying:

    Jamie Carragher heaps praise on Manchester United striker Rasmus Hojlund - Yahoo Sports

    “I think he’s starting to look a player,” Carragher stated, praising Hojlund’s work ethic and overall contribution.

    “There’s real talent in the front three, but the man who gets the winning goal, I think he’s starting to look a player.”

    Proper players gonna proper player

    Poundshop gonna poundshop

    Trophy collectors gonna trophy collect


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    Quote Originally Posted by Molle View Post
    The League Cup aka the Carabao Cup aka the Micky Mouse Cup where the bench warmers get an opportunity to play and show what material they are made of.
    Winning it doesn't count as a real trophy.
    You're sat on an internet forum posting and replying to yourself almost 24/7.



    I'm not sure about sociopath, but you're certainly an odd one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    proper young centre forward

    98 mins per goal.





    257 mins per goal
    Falling on his arse.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Carragher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    98 mins per goal.





    257 mins per goal
    Falling on his arse.

    Poundshop.

    Goals all competitions in the last year: 1



    Premier League shooting accuracy: 53%

    The proper player

    Goals all competitions in the last year: 18

    Premier League shooting accuracy: 59%


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    Let's have the take of the Premier League's all time highest goal scorer, Alan Shearer.

    "the real deal. Left foot, right foot, headers, pace, aggression, intuition; there is no obvious weakness to his game."

    Guess the ledge.




    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Carragher






    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    a year
    A year out injured at age 19 and still has more PL goals.... in less PL starts... than the donkey. Ouch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Fucking funny, isn't he?

    Just a moment...

    “I think that lad he has got up front, I think he’s pretty special. He is only going to get better with him as his manager.”


    3 goals in the next 15 months.



    A proper sidesplitter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    more PL goals.... in less PL starts...
    While out injured for a year.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post

    A year out injured at age 19
    You little fibber.



    Ferguson stats to 26/10- SEVEN appearances.

    1 goal.

    Stats in 23/24

    36 appearances.

    6 goals.



    Hojlund appearances to October 1st 24/25.

    0. Injured.

    Since then.

    The proper player: 4 games started- 2 goals.

    Poundshop- 1 goal in 12 months.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post


    Now did you or did you not gain pleasure from torturing cats as a small child?

    Come on.

    Did you or did you not?


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    I've always been known to pleasure pussy. :-)


    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    more PL goals.... in less PL starts...

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    Of course starts and goals are just half the story.


    More PL goals... and PL assists... in less starts... and minutes played....



    Oh you nasty fooker Ed.

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