Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Again: It's not "crisis times", you're in a right fucking mess.

Then I'll take times like these all day long:

Instead of times like this:

We'll keep trophy collecting and you keep bottling.

You're happy, I'm happy.

Aren't you getting tired of having to keep saying "XXXXXXXX IS MY MANAGER!" and changing it every season or so?

How long will the next manager stay for???

More or less than a 1000 days???

They'll probably take the KiaOra and the Toffee Crisp out of the academy lunches so they can pay for two managers for the next 18 months.

*snigger*

Originally Posted by hallelujah

MY MANAGER.

Let's hope for 2 things.


Actually, let's hope for around 2 million things, but keep this post to two.


1. He's a lot better than the last useless donkey that you called 'My Manager'.

2. He signs Evan The Ledge Ferguson asap.

Amazing what happens when they're free of the Donkey.

When was the last time they put five past a Premier League team? .... Before the donkey was in charge?

PL 24/25

#10 Hasbeen
628 mins per goal

#11 Shitsee
407 mins per goal

Amad
371 mins per goal

Garno
294 mins per goal

#9 Donkey
257 mins per goal







Evan The Ledge Fergo.
98 mins per goal.



Just turned 20 this month.

PL Total: 26 starts 13 goals.

Originally Posted by Edmond

PL Total: 26 starts 13 goals.

#9 Donkey
PL Total: 28 starts 11 goals. :/


Ah shure tiz terribly sad, tiz terribly sad.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Amazing what happens when they're free of the Donkey.

When was the last time they put five past a Premier League team? .... Before the donkey was in charge?

Did you look at that Leicester side?

The squad numbers were a bit high.

Originally Posted by Edmond

The squad numbers were a bit high.

The League Cup aka the Carabao Cup aka the Micky Mouse Cup where the bench warmers get an opportunity to play and show what material they are made of.
Winning it doesn't count as a real trophy.

No shiz.


Fergie actually had to command his players to celebrate just after winning it in 2006.

(They were already out of Europe and the FA Cup.)

Originally Posted by Edmond

PL 24/25

#10 Hasbeen
628 mins per goal

#11 Shitsee
407 mins per goal

Amad
371 mins per goal

Garno
294 mins per goal

#9 Donkey
257 mins per goal







Evan The Ledge Fergo.
98 mins per goal.



Just turned 20 this month.

PL Total: 26 starts 13 goals.

I've just found out he's actually scored!

One goal in a year!



Meanwhile, this is what proper young centre forwards have been doing:



And this is what people have been saying:

Jamie Carragher heaps praise on Manchester United striker Rasmus Hojlund - Yahoo Sports

“I think he’s starting to look a player,” Carragher stated, praising Hojlund’s work ethic and overall contribution.

“There’s real talent in the front three, but the man who gets the winning goal, I think he’s starting to look a player.”

Proper players gonna proper player

Poundshop gonna poundshop

Trophy collectors gonna trophy collect

Originally Posted by Molle

The League Cup aka the Carabao Cup aka the Micky Mouse Cup where the bench warmers get an opportunity to play and show what material they are made of.
Winning it doesn't count as a real trophy.

You're sat on an internet forum posting and replying to yourself almost 24/7.



I'm not sure about sociopath, but you're certainly an odd one.


Now did you or did you not gain pleasure from torturing cats as a small child?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

proper young centre forward

98 mins per goal.





257 mins per goal
Falling on his arse.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Carragher

Originally Posted by Edmond

98 mins per goal.





257 mins per goal
Falling on his arse.

Poundshop.

Goals all competitions in the last year: 1



Premier League shooting accuracy: 53%

The proper player

Goals all competitions in the last year: 18

Premier League shooting accuracy: 59%

Let's have the take of the Premier League's all time highest goal scorer, Alan Shearer.

"the real deal. Left foot, right foot, headers, pace, aggression, intuition; there is no obvious weakness to his game."

Guess the ledge.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Carragher

Originally Posted by hallelujah

a year

A year out injured at age 19 and still has more PL goals.... in less PL starts... than the donkey. Ouch!

Originally Posted by Edmond

Fucking funny, isn't he?

Just a moment...

“I think that lad he has got up front, I think he’s pretty special. He is only going to get better with him as his manager.”

3 goals in the next 15 months.



A proper sidesplitter!

Originally Posted by Edmond

more PL goals.... in less PL starts...

While out injured for a year.

Originally Posted by Edmond

A year out injured at age 19

You little fibber.



Ferguson stats to 26/10- SEVEN appearances.

1 goal.

Stats in 23/24

36 appearances.

6 goals.



Hojlund appearances to October 1st 24/25.

0. Injured.

Since then.

The proper player: 4 games started- 2 goals.

Poundshop- 1 goal in 12 months.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Now did you or did you not gain pleasure from torturing cats as a small child?

Come on.

Did you or did you not?

I've always been known to pleasure pussy. :-)

Originally Posted by Edmond

more PL goals.... in less PL starts...

Of course starts and goals are just half the story.


More PL goals... and PL assists... in less starts... and minutes played....



Oh you nasty fooker Ed.