Aren't you getting tired of having to keep saying "XXXXXXXX IS MY MANAGER!" and changing it every season or so?
How long will the next manager stay for???
More or less than a 1000 days???
They'll probably take the KiaOra and the Toffee Crisp out of the academy lunches so they can pay for two managers for the next 18 months.
*snigger*
Amazing what happens when they're free of the Donkey.
When was the last time they put five past a Premier League team? .... Before the donkey was in charge?
PL 24/25
#10 Hasbeen
628 mins per goal
#11 Shitsee
407 mins per goal
Amad
371 mins per goal
Garno
294 mins per goal
#9 Donkey
257 mins per goal
Evan The Ledge Fergo.
98 mins per goal.
Just turned 20 this month.
PL Total: 26 starts 13 goals.
The squad numbers were a bit high.
No shiz.
Fergie actually had to command his players to celebrate just after winning it in 2006.
(They were already out of Europe and the FA Cup.)
I've just found out he's actually scored!
One goal in a year!
Meanwhile, this is what proper young centre forwards have been doing:
And this is what people have been saying:
Jamie Carragher heaps praise on Manchester United striker Rasmus Hojlund - Yahoo Sports
“I think he’s starting to look a player,” Carragher stated, praising Hojlund’s work ethic and overall contribution.
“There’s real talent in the front three, but the man who gets the winning goal, I think he’s starting to look a player.”
Proper players gonna proper player
Poundshop gonna poundshop
Trophy collectors gonna trophy collect
Let's have the take of the Premier League's all time highest goal scorer, Alan Shearer.
"the real deal. Left foot, right foot, headers, pace, aggression, intuition; there is no obvious weakness to his game."
Guess the ledge.
A year out injured at age 19 and still has more PL goals.... in less PL starts... than the donkey. Ouch!
Fucking funny, isn't he?
Just a moment...
“I think that lad he has got up front, I think he’s pretty special. He is only going to get better with him as his manager.”
3 goals in the next 15 months.
A proper sidesplitter!
Of course starts and goals are just half the story.
More PL goals... and PL assists... in less starts... and minutes played....
Oh you nasty fooker Ed.
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