Thread: Manchester Utd

Ah, you mean the famous Liverpool era of one Covid title in 34 years?

It's nearly as good as Blackburn and Leicester, to be fair.

It's done. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea on Sunday.

I really feel for fellow football fans like this fella below (not Liverpool, City or Leeds fans though, obviously ).

https://x.com/ManUnitedZone_/status/1851315661458596105

^ He's just realised Ten Hag's on his way

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ He's just realised Ten Hag's on his way

Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooo oooooooooooopppppppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss!

This is how it feels to be city, this is how if feels to be small, you sack Ten Hag, we win the Ballon D’or!

BREAKING: Man Utd have reached a verbal agreement with Ruben Amorim to ruin his promising career in under 3 years.


























(nicked from Paddy Power )

^^ Didn't Eric win that

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It's done. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea on Sunday.

Or not.

Manchester United are currently locked in talks with Sporting Lisbon over Ruben Amorim’s notice period, which Mail Sport has learned is ‘a number of weeks’.

Originally Posted by Switch

Like all young aspiring managers, this guy will see all the money wasted by ETH before he was sacked, and then believe that he can waste the same amount before getting sacked with a golden handcuffs payment.

This is being perpetuated by Man Utd decision makers! (Yes Jim, they means you).

Yes, I think he's going to want at least a three year contract, so can expect a good year of that to be unemployed.

Plus they'll have to pay a bit over the release clause to get him soon.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Yes, I think he's going to want at least a three year contract, so can expect a good year of that to be unemployed.

Plus they'll have to pay a bit over the release clause to get him soon.

Release clause is 8.3m? Probably 9m salary?

Because beating City to sign people up has worked so well before.

The high press with Eriksen and Casemiro.

It all makes sense now.



And now Reg Dingle is pinching my jokes.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Because beating City to sign people up has worked so well before.

The high press with Eriksen and Casemiro.

It all makes sense now.



And now Reg Dingle is pinching my jokes.

I believe City have been briefing that "they didn't really want Amorim at the end of the season."




The most wanted young manager in Europe at the moment joining Manchester United.



We're Manchester United and we take who we want when we want.

Just ask harry.



And if you lot had anything worth taking, we'd take that as well.

Reaching out to the heartbroken

Dear Hal her indoors has just bought a flash jumbo size laundry basket.

It is entirely at your disposal if you wish to throw the towel in.

As I realize your distress we will cover C.O.D. provided no skiddies.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The Daily Mail and its non-stop anti-United bullshit.

Sporting’s Ruben Amorim set to be confirmed as new Manchester United manager | Manchester United | The Guardian


https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1851283371864813658

Sit this one out for a change, harry, you perenially clueless wanker.

I was wondering what sort of dicks follow Romano.

He cuts and pastes more than spamdreth.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We're Manchester United and we take who we want when we want.

Just ask harry.

You picked up a player who we decided wasn't worth paying silly fucking money.

Sort of like, you know, Antony.

...and Sanchez.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You picked up a player who we decided wasn't worth paying silly fucking money.

He turned down more money from other clubs - desperate to sign him - to fulfill his dreams of signing for THE MIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED and is widely regarded as one of the best young players in the land.

You absurd plank.

Originally Posted by cyrille

...and Sanchez.

And Van Persie.

Oh.



We take who we want when we want because we are THE MIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

He turned down more money from other clubs - desperate to sign him - to fulfill his dreams of signing for THE MIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED and is widely regarded as one of the best young players in the land.

You absurd plank.

Fucking hell you believe any old tosh don't you?




Added: I probably shouldn't be so cruel, with the absolute mess your shitty club is in, it's understandable that you'll clutch at any straw you can find on Twatter.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Fucking hell you believe any old tosh don't you?

I don't believe in Father Christmas and I don't believe Arsenal will ever win the league.

There are at least some people who believe in Father Christmas though.



Fannies.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Added: I probably shouldn't be so cruel, with the absolute mess your shitty club is in.

Time since last trophy:

United: 5 months

Arsenal: 4 years 5 months

As I said yesterday, even our crisis times are better than your glory days!

Har har, you fucking nobodies.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Time since last trophy:

United: 5 months

Arsenal: 4 years 5 months

As I said yesterday, even our crisis times are better than your glory days!

Har har, you fucking nobodies.

Again: It's not "crisis times", you're in a right fucking mess.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We take who we want when we want because we are THE MIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED.

Like Antony.