Thread: Manchester Utd

Bugger.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Sancho to score a beauty and celebrate with an eating gesture in front of ten Hag?

This would have been a brilliant send off.

Tugged off , Hal good fella well met, alas fellatio I knew him well.

Rumours they may be bought lock cock and barrel as Man City ladies reserves are baselees said a tearful spokesglazer

Why don't United try and get Fergie back in, its not like he's got anything else to do now he's been sacked from his previous job?

Fwrgie left cos he saw what a pile of shite he had to work with

Indeedio, his legacy is the poisoned chalice!

Get G Nev in.

At least he’ll be able to improve that dilapidated stadium.

And how would that gobshite improve the theatre of dreams?

Turn it into office space, obvs.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Turn it into office space, obvs.

Hotel surely?

The twatterati seem to think the Sporting Lisbon manager will be next for the Theatre of Dweebs cash windfall.

Best check the small print though, the way it's going they might try and charge him for parking.

Ryan Giggs knows tackle.

Rejected Liverpool.

Rejected Chelsea.

Rejected taking over from Guardiola.

But said yes to Manchester United.

Because when Manchester United want something, we get it.

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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Sources close to negotiations say the 39-year-old was demanding a contract worth £7m-a-year when negotiating with West Ham in the summer and is likely to command even more by replacing Ten Hag. Amorim met with Sir Dave Brailsford, deputy head of sport at United's minority owners INEOS, last week and had verbally agreed the move to Old Trafford. United are in negotiations with Sporting over compensation for Amorim, who has a release clause of at least £8.3m.

Hey, harry.

Chido Obi Martin, your star academy lad that we took off you in the summer, scored a hat trick for our under 18s at the weekend.

Chido Obi-Martin scores rapid hat trick on Man Utd U18s debut - ESPN

Chido Obi-Martin showed off why he is considered one of football's most prodigious young talents on Saturday, scoring a hat trick inside 14 minutes in his first game for the Manchester United under-18s having left rivals Arsenal in the summer.
Obi-Martin, 16, saw his star grow last season after scoring 10 goals in a game for Arsenal's academy, before turning down the opportunity to sign his first professional contract with the north London club.

Chido Obi Martin confirms Man United transfer from Arsenal - ESPN

"Very happy to sign with this amazing club, time to focus and achieve all my dreams," the post on social media read.
"Thanks to everyone who has h}elped me get this far."

You're just a stepping stone to United, harry, and always will be.

I fucking hope that brainless idiot Dalot has said a big fucking sorry to THE GREAT TEN HAG for his utter fuckwittery in the last 2 games.

And Michael Oliver should never officiate a United game again.

Ex-Premier League ref calls Man Utd penalty call 'one of the worst ever seen' | Football | Metro News

Fucked over by officials, fucked over by injuries and fucked over by lobotomised players.

You keep collecting those trophies, Erik.

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Originally Posted by hallelujah

Hey, harry.

Chido Obi Martin, your star academy lad that we took off you in the summer, scored a hat trick for our under 18s at the weekend.

Better get used to it.

Originally Posted by david44

Having you considered switching to City, you and Chitty could share shirts ?

Chitty's an Ajax fan now. Still in Amsterdam. Existing on a diet of space cakes and mushrooms.

Yo, an outer body experience like no other!

Ruben Amorim is an outstanding young coach. The work he has done at Sporting has been incredible, winning them the title for the first time after 19 years and qualifying for the Champions League.
It's a very attacking, intense style of football with a back three. He doesn't change anything - always the same system, formation and patterns of play.
I don't want to be negative because he hasn't arrived yet but what works in Portugal might not always work in England against better teams.
The way he plays is very risky at times. That's okay in Portugal, I'm not sure for the Premier League.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Ruben Amorim is an outstanding young coach. The work he has done at Sporting has been incredible, winning them the title for the first time after 19 years and qualifying for the Champions League.
It's a very attacking, intense style of football with a back three. He doesn't change anything - always the same system, formation and patterns of play.
I don't want to be negative because he hasn't arrived yet but what works in Portugal might not always work in England against better teams.
The way he plays is very risky at times. That's okay in Portugal, I'm not sure for the Premier League.

You ludicrous moron.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Ruben Amorim is an outstanding young coach. The work he has done at Sporting has been incredible, winning them the title for the first time after 19 years and qualifying for the Champions League.
It's a very attacking, intense style of football with a back three. He doesn't change anything - always the same system, formation and patterns of play.
I don't want to be negative because he hasn't arrived yet but what works in Portugal might not always work in England against better teams.
The way he plays is very risky at times. That's okay in Portugal, I'm not sure for the Premier League.

Julien Laurens
French football expert on BBC Radio 5 Live

Originally Posted by hallelujah

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Originally Posted by hallelujah

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