Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What a pisspoor comeback.

You think that was a comeback. Awwww, bless. He has been hanging around with Chitty.

Little Tommy Tuchel is the favourite it seems.

^^You haven't mentioned Mason Greenwood for a couple of days.

As if his position is cue ball's fault too.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Mason Greenwood

Now there's a player.

How's he doing nowadays anyway? 8 played 6 goals 5 dropped charges?

2 worst ever PL starts in a row?


Blimey, that takes some doing.

At least it can't get worse for a couple of weeks.

Originally Posted by Molle

Sigh, you are a dysfunctional club with some peaks but very deep valleys and you have been so since Alex Ferguson left.
The only stable period during the last ten years was with Mourinho as coach.

Do you wipe your elbow after you've been for a shit?

Originally Posted by cyrille

^^You haven't mentioned Mason Greenwood for a couple of daysD

What a wanker cheering on a rapist

Again.

He's as bad as Harry.

Are you calling me a wanker or a rapist?


The upset have called me both before.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What a wanker cheering on a rapist

Again.

He's as bad as Harry.

Weren't you cheering on a(nother) wife beater while making claims that can't even get charges filed?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Weren't you cheering on a(nother) wife beater while making claims that can't even get charges filed?

You're a hypocrite, harry. An absolute hypocrite.

This is what the police said about the case of the alleged rapist:

https://x.com/MPSBarnet/status/1554854119772487680

The case wasn't pursued because of a technicality.

Originally Posted by Edmond

PL 23/24
38 games
Position: 8th
GD: Negative

Europe 23/24
Played 6
Lost 4
Position: Bottom of the group
GD: Negative

This season:

"Man Utd have won only 3 of 11 games in all competitions this season."

Wasn't one of those against Barnsley (11th in the 3rd tier of English football) in the league cup and the other against 10 men Southampton, who have 1 point from 7 PL games?

Lil ole NostrEdamus has changed his tune

Originally Posted by Edmond

"Man Utd have won only 3 of 11 games in all competitions this season."

New chairman, a director of football, 1 billion quid and 3 years could turn things around.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Lil ole NostrEdamus has changed his tune

He changes his tune as frequently as his multinics

So they had the big meeting at the theatre of dweebs. The Ineos firing squad slipped in the back door, and even Red Nose pitched up for some free wine.

Ask Sir Alexa he dominated the first half of the EPL

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

So they had the big meeting at the theatre of dweebs. The Ineos firing squad slipped in the back door, and even Red Nose pitched up for some free wine.

It was in Knightsbridge.

Without Ferguson.

Originally Posted by cyrille

It was in Knightsbridge.

Without Ferguson.

Harry on the ball as usual.



And the update is that there is no update.

Because we have a trophy-collecting manager already.

As will be demonstratred once again in May.

The usual suspects in the meeja, doing their best to hound THE GREAT MAN out and living off the name of the MIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED.

Originally Posted by Edmond

New chairman, a director of football, 1 billion quid and 3 years could turn things around.

6 points off 4th.

31 games to play.

Unbeaten in Europe.

Doing what Bayern Munich couldn't do.

Trophy collecting again in May.

"Man Utd have won only 3 of 11 games in all competitions this season."

Barnsley, 11th in the 3rd tier of English football.
10 men Southampton, 1 point from 7 in the PL.


It gets funnier the more times you read it.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

6 points off 4th.

Ouch.

Finally starting to realize just how utter shite The Donkey is, eh. Good for you.

Maguire out for a few weeks.


OGs Against predicted to go through a barren spell.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Maguire out for a few weeks

Hal can use the injuries chapter of excuses now.