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    We should never have let him go.

    Top class footballer.

    Top class human being.

    Top class red.

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    Villa committed 12 fouls yesterday:1 yellow card

    United 11 fouls: 5 yellows



    And we haven't even mentioned the disgraceful decision not to give Palace a penalty for Van Dickhead's WWE attack on Guehi.

    Ex-referee labels Liverpool penalty controversy ‘garbage’ | The Independent

    United are getting fucked over week in week out and every ref is bending over backwards for these scouse twats.

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    The Guardian hates us like the rest of the meeja.

    The in match commentary by Daniel Harris was a fucking disgrace- almost Wilson levels of bile.

    "Villa held by United" they say.



    I've just watched it and we were clearly the better side.



    Lots of lives ruined by Fergie, weren't there?

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    I think you need a new book of excuses for this season

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    or a box set

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    I think you need a new book of excuses for this season
    And then drone on some more about ancient history.



    Meanwhile, Manchester United are 14th.

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    Firing Squad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    And then drone on some more about ancient history.



    Meanwhile, Manchester United are 14th.
    And tell me, how are your lot doing?

    In fact, how did your lot get on this weekend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Firing Squad.


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    Harry, I'm not one to beat about the bush, so I won't do here.

    You're an absolutely clueless wanker, aren't you?

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    ^^^

    Hal can't count past ten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    You are here
    For now, I think if Ten Oggs talents given free rein thay can break into the Championship,acid trips to the Hawthorns, Stoke , Preston etc.

    Who knows if if Crawley or Burton are promoted a whole new world to explore?

    What's the worst that can happen a manchester derby in the lower tiers/TEARS

    I am trying to source a hair shirt for HAL of teMU UTD
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    Just imagine how good a team ManU could be if they had a player like Cristiano Ronaldo

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    Here hal, start sing along today and learn the lyrics


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    Quote Originally Posted by Molle View Post
    Just imagine how good a team ManU could be if they had a player like Cristiano Ronaldo
    4 assists in 4 PL games from Sancho thus far this season, and he's been a sub in 2 of those.


    That's 4 more than any United waste of space, btw.

    MOTM in a CL semi-final last season.

    Perhaps it wasn't the player.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    4 assists in 4 PL games from Sancho thus far this season, and he's been a sub in 2 of those.


    That's 4 more than any United waste of space, btw.

    MOTM in a CL semi-final last season.

    Perhaps it wasn't the player.....


    Why do you think Dortmund sent him back?

    Couldn't do it at Dortmund
    Couldn't do it under Solskjaer
    Couldn't do it under Rangnick
    Couldn't do it under Ten Hag

    He's found his level at Chelsea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    He's found his level at Chelsea.
    Chelsea's level:
    4th place.
    GD: +8

    The Donkey's level:
    14th place.
    GD: -3

    Thank you for perfectly proving the point. :-)

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    Real United fans must be hoping The Donkey does what he did at United in his next club... Take most of his previous players with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Couldn't do it at Dortmund
    Yes he could, he was successful there

    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Couldn't do it under Solskjaer
    Couldn't do it under Rangnick
    Couldn't do it under Ten Hag
    Couldn't do it in ManU

    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    He's found his level at Chelsea.
    He is again successful, only needed to get away from ManU.
    I'm sure you'd like to have Chelsea's place is in the table...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Chelsea's level:
    4th place.
    GD: +8

    The Donkey's level:
    14th place.
    GD: -3

    Thank you for perfectly proving the point. :-)
    Oh, Lu.

    You have so much to learn that I almost feel sorry for you.

    Let Souness explain it for you in simple terms:

    https://x.com/centredevils/status/1842842531685367982

    Playing a 5 yard pass for Chelsea is somewhat different to being expected to do it for Manchester United every week.

    I'm sure Molle agrees with you though.

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    For those that can't access the link, Graeme Souness is asked to rate English clubs: “Let’s just make it simple, Manchester United are the biggest club in the UK.”

    This from Souness, a Liverpool legend.



    There's a reason we take whoever we want when we want from your shitty clubs.

    Cos we are Manchester United and everyone dreams of playing for the biggest club in the land and The Greatest Club in the World.

    But who can handle the pressure of stepping out onto the hallowed turf at The Theatre of Dreams?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Playing a 5 yard pass for Chelsea is somewhat different to being expected to do it for Manchester United every week.
    Man United never expected to be as high as fourth place, that's true. :-)

    The teams in the top four not the bottom seven are definitely expected to do things differently than The Donkey.

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    Well we know all those bods in the firing squad will find somewhere else to eat.

    Don't want raw chicken do they?


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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Well we know all those bods in the firing squad will find somewhere else to eat.

    Don't want raw chicken do they?

    Chin up, H.

    Souness at least said you are a bigger club than the cheats and the barcodes.




    Now, about that European Cup...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Man United never expected to be as high as fourth place, that's true. :-)

    The teams in the top four not the bottom seven are definitely expected to do things differently than The Donkey.
    What a pisspoor comeback.

    Next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Cos we are Manchester United and everyone dreams of playing for the biggest club in the land and The Greatest Club in the World.
    Sigh, you are a dysfunctional club with some peaks but very deep valleys and you have been so since Alex Ferguson left.
    The only stable period during the last ten years was with Mourinho as coach.

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