Thread: Manchester Utd

On this day, 3rd October 1981, Bryan Robson - Captain Marvel, Simply the Best - signed for United for 1.5 million quid.

The equivalent of 337 million today.

Yesterday, Mason Mount was ruled out of today's game with another "muscle injury" (he also banged his head on Sunday).

He was smiling and posting Instagram videos on Sunday night.



Pound for pound the worst United transfer under Ten Hag (at least Antony usually stays fit, puts a shift in and clearly has some skill).


Luke Shaw could be out for another 6 to 8 weeks also with a "muscle injury."

We are not in Robbo-days anymore, that's for sure.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

sometimes teams go through that

Originally Posted by hallelujah

a bad day

"A bad day"


PL 23/24
38 games
Position: 8th
GD: Negative

Europe 23/24
Played 6
Lost 4
Position: Bottom of the group
GD: Negative


PL 24/25
Played 6
Lost 3
Position: 13th
GD: Negative



"A bad day"

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'd have Potter in a heartbeat.

The grape-wine have him as Ten Haag's successor.. No wonder he is so excusing in his comments about ManU recent performance.

SAVE RAY SHOESMITH!

Give him a ten year contract.

I've had enough of this fucking nonsense.

2 up, coasting...

Then just shambolic at the back.

3-2 down

Fernandes sent off.

I've had enough. Fuck football. Fuck it.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fernandes sent off

Again

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Then just shambolic at the back

Where's Luke Shaw when you need him

...wow

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'm back!



What a fucking game!

What a fucklng club!

The team that never ever gives up!

United!

United!

United!

Rashford was unplayable in that first half.


They couldn't get near him.


Hojlund scores again and was his usual brilliant self.

Everyone of those defenders was fuckimg atrocious tho.

Not stopping crosses coming in and De Ligt getting murdered by that big lad.

Thank fuck for good old Harry Maguire!

Football I hate you!

Football I love you!

United I hate you!

United I love you!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Thank fuck for good old Harry Maguire!

Did you see when he tried to play the offside trap a few minutes before his goal?

You can't beat United for drama though. Roll on Villa Park

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Rashford was unplayable in that first half
!

Sounds like he's taken the rap for not tracking back and letting them get the crosses in, which is why he was hooked at half time.

Not injured.

It was Dalot fannying out and De Ligt jumping about like a fucking seal on acid that caused most of the problems.

They were fucking petrified of Rashford running at them.

Another thing the press will hammer Ten Hag for before Villa.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Did you see when he tried to play the offside trap a few minutes before his goal?

You can't beat United for drama though. Roll on Villa Park

We could get hammered 4-0

Or win 5-3

I'm sure if we do win, it won't be straightforward though.


This is why people can't live without us on the back and front pages every day and why this is one of the biggest threads on here.

Entertainment

Drama

Trophies

The Greatest Club in the World

The biggest in Britain

The national obsession

Manchester United Football Club

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Sounds like he's taken the rap for not tracking back and letting them get the crosses in, which is why he was hooked at half time.

Nope...He's just been rested for Ten Hag's last game

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Nope...He's just been rested for Ten Hag's last game

Rested for the Champions League final in 2029?!?!??!?

Bruno sent off twice in two games.

The same infringement he was booked for.

Not very bright, is he?

Just for perspective, Liverpool have traveled to Porto three times since 2017.

0-5

1-4

1-5

SAVE RAY SHOESMITH!

Originally Posted by cyrille

So, what do you reckon vs Porto?

I'll go for 4-1.

I reckon Garnacho will score a consolation goal - he's been making an effort at least.

More fantastic football insight from this fucking moron.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

SAVE RAY SHOESMITH!

And some more from this one:

Porto 1-0 Arsenal: Galeno scores late winner in Champions League last-16 first leg - BBC Sport

Originally Posted by Edmond

"A bad day"


PL 23/24
38 games
Position: 8th
GD: Negative

Europe 23/24
Played 6
Lost 4
Position: Bottom of the group
GD: Negative


PL 24/25
Played 6
Lost 3
Position: 13th
GD: Negative



"A bad day"

Europe 24/25
Played: 2
Wins: Zero
GD: Not in the positive.

21st in the table.

4 spots beneath Rangers.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Europe 24/25
Played: 2
Wins: Zero
GD: Not in the positive.

And still unbeaten in Europe.



Although am I gonna have to spend another hour or two posting the quotes of proven Premiership managers and trying to explain the meaning of context to you?

Or should I just post this:

Yeah, much easier.



Btw, how's my old mate Pennyshop doing?

The best young striker in Europe played for about 65 minutes last night in his first start of the season and already has more goals than Pennyshop has in, what is it now, about 12 months?

Now that's fucking funny.

Originally Posted by cyrille

21st in the table.

4 spots beneath Rangers.

And still unbeaten.



You must have missed this post yesterday cos I didn't see your response.

West Brom fans fume after loss to Middlesbrough

Further opinions also felt that the Baggies’ chances of getting back to the Premier League were starting to turn, with one saying “there goes the bubble” and another adding “there goes promotion”.