Thread: Manchester Utd

Karl Pilkington would be a step up.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Karl Pilkington would be a step up.

They're not united, they're shit. They're Manchester Shit Football Club.

Dwight Yorke on The Donkey.

"l've watched him play enough times for him to impose himself on the game and show me what he can do, and I haven't seen anything which makes me think, 'wow'. I don't know what unique skill or feature he has which separates him from other strikers in the Premier League. I'm happy he scored a few goals in the middle of the season, but out of 10, l'd give him a five."

5?

Obviously giving him a few extra points due to the United connection.

They've finally got rid of him.

Shit!

Oh wait!

The plan was to not tell him until after the FA Cup final.

Again, defeat is grasped from the Jaws of victory.



Manchester United decide to sack Erik ten Hag regardless of Cup final outcome | Manchester United | The Guardian

Give that McKenna lad a go. He's been inside the club before so will likely be less shocked by how bad it's being run.

Big names have come in on big money and are gone after 2 years.

He surely can't do worse than 8th place with a negative goal difference.

That's gonna do wonders for their team confidence tomorrow!

I agree on McKenna.

Worked with Jose and and OGS, didn't he?

So, he observed two completely different individuals fail.

Must be instructive.

And his other offer is from Chelsea.

Surely this will never happen again under the Glazers.

That they actually look like the better choice.

Two Hugs short of a dozen, must of got timimg advice from Conservative Central Kamikaze squad.

Look forward to the match may the best team on the day win.
With little to show for half a billion I wonder if Boehly daft enough to "snap up Erik"

^^ & ^^^^ Respectfully, you two can go bet fuked...

What is he, 38.

He'll be sacked at 40 no matter which one he chooses.

I'd take Chelsea. Nice penthouse next to Smeg with the signing fee, decent weekly wage, then buy Ipswich with the compensation when fired in 1-2 years.

Originally Posted by Edmond

I'd take Chelsea. Nice penthouse next to Smeg with the signing fee, decent weekly wage, then buy Ipswich with the compensation when fired in 1-2 months.

FTFY.

Wouldn't mind Vanessa Mae as a neighbour meself.

A perfect day for it today.

Predictions anyone?

Hals incommunicado

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Predictions anyone?

Originally Posted by cyrille

So how long will he last?

I'm betting 'Until the 70th minute of the FA Cup Final'.

City 3-0 Utd

Hal is in our thoughts and beers

Abide with me, fast falls the eventide
The darkness deepens Lord, with me abide
When other helpers fail and comforts flee
Help of the helpless, oh, abide with me
Swift to its close ebbs out life's little day
Earth's joys grow dim, its glories pass away
Change and decay in all around I see
O Thou who changest not, abide with me
I fear no foe, with Thee at hand to bless
Ills have no weight, and tears no bitterness
Where is death's sting?
Where, grave, thy victory?
I triumph still, if Thou abide with me
Hold Thou Thy cross before my closing eyes
Shine through the gloom and point me to the skies
Heaven's morning breaks, and earth's vain shadows flee
In life, in death, o Lord, abide with me
Abide with me, abide with me

free goal after city error

MAINoo Utd two up

I'm.gonna be pissed for a while.



I won't be online to remind you that that is yet another proper trophy that United have won.

The trophy collectors collecting again .

There are some fucking idiots on here who are gonna get a right hammering on here when I'm next sober.

Unfortunately, sobriety isn't any time soon as I celebrate yet another trophy fort the most successful club in England l.
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You know who you are you fairweather, bottling second division no mark plastic wankers.



Hal knows

Originally Posted by Edmond

Getting done 10 or 11 nil in an FA Cup final is gonna be hard to watch.

United "fan."

I spelt Donkey Cup wrong.

Happy for you, Hal

I hope we're friends

Originally Posted by helge

Happy for you, Hal

Beautiful beating City, but, most of all, as I just said to my wife, it's another trophy to add to the cabinet.

Which is what we are all about.

Winning trophies.

And it's the 2nd biggest one in the English game.

Two teams still streets ahead of the rest:

Manchester United & Liverpool are the two most successful clubs in England. They are not always the best BUTÂ…Â…they both have an ability to continually win trophies when the odds are stacked against them.

https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/1...7Ctwgr%5Etweet

I think we are about level again now.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Originally Posted by Edmond

Getting done 10 or 11 nil in an FA Cup final is gonna be hard to watch.

United "fan."

Don't know, but obviously ignorant to how the Curse operates

The Vatican has confirmed what took place today at Wembley was a miracle.