Thread: Manchester Utd

Mr 3 hours of thinking time.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

3 hours

3 hours, wot's that, like 27% of me daily chill time.

Brentford has more secunda danes than engerlander on the start grit.

FFS

That can't be a happy ending

Brentford should be about 5-0 up.
Thinking of heading to the bookies at HT

How's your nails doing, Hal ?

Not bovvered- it's not Liverpool

Half cut anyway

Brentford deserved a point

BUT

ANOTHER MANCHESTER UNITED UNDEFEATED WEEKEND

THE GREATEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD

ERIK TEN HAG

(worst United performance I've seen in years that)

Dion Dublin slamming the United players there

You can't play like that one week against Cy and Lu's lot and then turn in a performance like that

He said Bryan Robson would have had them all in a room on the Monday and made them all accountable

This lot would probably go to the wrong room

Fucking awful that was

Originally Posted by hallelujah

He said Bryan Robson would have had them all in a room on the Monday and made them all accountable

This lot would probably go to the wrong room

Lol. You have to laugh otherwise you cry. 50 sobs I lumped on those goalshy cockney kuntos

Mason Mount £60 million well spent!

EtH's win percentage drops after playing mighty Brentford.

Brentford shots: 31
United shots: 11




8 points off 5th. :/

254 shots against them in their last 12 games.

31 yesterday.

Originally Posted by cyrille

254 shots against them in their last 12 games.

31 yesterday.

Injuries!!!

Clouds in the sky!

Days ending in Y!



Not the manager.

I'm watching it now.

United as bad as they've been all season.

I'm going to have to kick that argie out of my ff team.

Poor defence is the cost of playing an exciting, high-tempo, attack and score orientated footballing philosophy, hence why after 29 PL games they have a Goal Difference of plus...., oh, they don't have a plus goal difference. :/

It was a good result in the end even with me being robbed of a tenner on 1-0 at half time on Brentford At least that gibbering Dutch koonta will almost certainly be getting the Heave-Ho now.

Saying that, just looked at United's run in and they all look winnable apart from Liverpool.

Just heard it on the radio.

Ten Hag leaves Man U this summer

Not fired, but ..quits

Can't see it on the net yet



Will update

Turn on your telly, Hal

On all news channels here now

(No more mention of Gaza, Ukraine or Trump )

Are these the same news stations you get your pro Russia/China news from?

Solution:

Grow up.

Ten Hag to give up People's Daily Pravda Rude Pravo Neues Deutschland

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Not bovvered- it's not Liverpool

Half cut anyway

Brentford deserved a point

BUT

ANOTHER MANCHESTER UNITED UNDEFEATED WEEKEND

THE GREATEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD

ERIK TEN HAG

(worst United performance I've seen in years that)

Consider the possibility now!

Liverpool win the league, and Man Utd under the dreadful EtH, get only domestic football next season. You hate Liverpool more than you hate Man City.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Not bovvered- it's not Liverpool

Half cut anyway

Brentford deserved a point

BUT

ANOTHER MANCHESTER UNITED UNDEFEATED WEEKEND

THE GREATEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD

ERIK TEN HAG

(worst United performance I've seen in years that)

I'm satisfied with a point against the plastic cheats.

Hal is ecstatic about scraping a draw against Brentford.

All about expectations, innit.

Originally Posted by Switch

Consider the possibility now!

Liverpool win the league, and Man Utd under the dreadful EtH, get only domestic football next season. You hate Liverpool more than you hate Man City.

I was just thinking, Switch, mate.

Unless you manage to actually win a couple of games of football between now and April 24th - highly unlikely given how utterly shit you are - THE GREAT ERIK TEN HAG could well be the man to send you back where you belong.

That will be nice for you, won't it?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Grow up.

You're right

I stink at that April Fools thing

Originally Posted by helge

You're right

I stink at that April Fools thing

You were a bit early with that one.