Manchester Utd

**harrybarracuda** · 02-10-2023, 08:08 PM

Do you think sybs even knows I'm talking about Jadon Sancho?

**david44** · 03-10-2023, 12:42 AM

Glazed look

Jimbo Radcliffe teh oil magnate makes new offer for a quarter leaving the Americans in control.

The Al Thani bid still insh'alla

**Edmond** · 03-10-2023, 09:28 AM

Rasho. 1 goal in 7 PL games. All starters.

**Reg Dingle** · 03-10-2023, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The Greatest Club in the World still have over half a team out injured.

Maybe some bald Dutch kunt has been overtraining them

Originally Posted by hallelujah

MY MANAGER

MY HERO

MY ERIK

**Edmond** · 03-10-2023, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Rasho. 1 goal in 7 PL games. All starters.

Sancho not allowed play.

Antony The Useless Half-Trick Pony that was found out after 4 games for the club one year ago.

Martial is Martial. 5 games 1 goal a season.

Now there's the 70 million quid Donkey, that like loanee Weggy, couldn't score in Dill's Cambodian Granny Bar with one week of his paycheck sticking out his arse.

Being fed by useless Mason Couldn't Mount An Attack if his whiny fokin' voice depended on it.

And that's not even going near the Spudhead defence.

This weekend is 14th placed Brentford, who will go ahead of United if they win.

It is shite. Complete and utter shite.

**cyrille** · 03-10-2023, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Martial is Martial.

There seems to be no end to the permutations in which that idiotic expression can be used.

**hallelujah** · 03-10-2023, 01:55 PM

What an absolute plum you are, Lulu.

**Edmond** · 03-10-2023, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

idiotic expression

I thought the Hojlund line was good.

**hallelujah** · 03-10-2023, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

I thought the Hojlund line was good.

That was probably the most ridiculous line...and that's saying something.

**david44** · 03-10-2023, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

no end to the permutations in which that idiotic expression can be used

Taleless Squirrel is a Taleless Squirrel

As for Man Utd they are dire straits only a point of my hapless hopeless Chelsea, I doubt either will qualify , the ladies team seems tthe only hope , thinking of self identifying as monk meself to get the comfy seats at Muffa Luang International airport which lacks a Centurion Lounge for us "point end punters"

The Al Thani ragheads cannot be short of cash so the greedy unloved Glazers can wait and see, Jimbo wants a legacy trophy even mid table, I expect he really wants to minge with the true fans like Hal and a virtual handshandy with Luigi and the awayday boyzone.

Den Tug really has to get a result the Tiizer under 17's Ashton under Slyme cup, best kept dressing room award or he's toast.

Makes yoo relaize how good Sir Alex was.

**Edmond** · 03-10-2023, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

That was probably the most ridiculous line

Was it more of a brothel than a bar?

**cyrille** · 04-10-2023, 06:57 AM

‘Manchester United’s woeful season lurched from one damaging loss to another’. - BBC

I guess nobody watched it.

Cardsemiro saw red again.

**harrybarracuda** · 04-10-2023, 08:21 AM

I was about to be a bit miffed at losing in Lens then I realised we're not bottom of our group with no points.

HE'S HAL'S MANAGER!

But perhaps not everyone else's.

"The now familiar sound of boos greeted the final whistle."

**cyrille** · 04-10-2023, 08:36 AM

Another Onana cock up too.

Is it too late to give de Gea his job back?

**cyrille** · 04-10-2023, 10:15 AM

Manchester United are an absolute joke and Rasmus Hojlund already deserves far better

'Bruno Fernandes was dreadful, kicking things off with a rabona attempt that barely rose above the ground'.

**harrybarracuda** · 04-10-2023, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Another Onana cock up too.

Is it too late to give de Gea his job back?

Do you think he wants it?

**Edmond** · 04-10-2023, 08:57 PM

4 episodes of pornography up on Netflix today.

**malmomike77** · 04-10-2023, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Do you think he wants it?

Hal knows, or he'll let us know.

**Edmond** · 06-10-2023, 10:39 PM

Cathy has passed away.

**harrybarracuda** · 06-10-2023, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Cathy has passed away.

That's a shame. 57 years of marriage.

Apparently on their first date he brought her a packet of liquorice allsorts and he ate them all.

**Edmond** · 07-10-2023, 08:14 PM

Evans and Maguire to start.

Hopefully Evans will punch him.

**Edmond** · 07-10-2023, 09:54 PM

Typical pile of poo first half.

5 SSS (Shitty Summer Signings) on the pitch and each one is as terrible as the other. Perhaps with the exception of Evans. When he's the most solid player on the pitch and the best summer signing it's time to clear out every staff member with a position above the laundry room.

**harrybarracuda** · 07-10-2023, 10:20 PM

**harrybarracuda** · 07-10-2023, 10:59 PM

**helge** · 07-10-2023, 11:00 PM

They look like they won the cup.

Fact is that they were lucky to beat Brentford at home.

Ten Hag gone by newyear.

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