Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Hal I'm not a Man Ure supporter. You keep making this stupid error.

He's giving Headworx a run for his money in getting worked up that's for sure.

Like I've always said, you've got to fight fire with fire on here.

And now I'm going back to bed.

And never drinking again.

Palarse at home tonight in the Carabao Cup.

Mount and Maguire to return and Amrabat should get a full outing too. Maybe even Varane.

The back four picks itself as there is nobody else left to pick with 3 full backs injured and 3 centre backs injured or coming back from injury, but the mighty Manchester United march on to the chagrin of our haters.

I'd be quite happy not to progress tonight and pick up the 3 points on Saturday against them, given our injuries and the games we have coming up though.

Let someone else have a chance at winning the trophy. Maybe even one of those tinpot North London outfits that have an aversion to silverware.

Just no more fucking injuries please.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

All of a sudden that FA Cup record of ours, and particularly Wenger's, doesn't matter because the Moaners won last year's Everest Double Glazing Littlewoods Milk Rumbelows Carabao Everyone-else-plays-their-reserves-in-it-except-the-Moaners Cup, while finishing so far down the league everyone thought they'd been relegated again.

3rd.

One place behind your bottlers, but with one trophy more.

More drama at the swamp...

Mystery as Jadon Sancho DEACTIVATES Instagram after he is '''banned from all Man Utd facilities including the canteen''' | The Sun

Woy on tonight's game:

"He said: “We are talking about one of the two biggest football clubs in the world. So even though they might not be firing on all cylinders, they’re still going to look at a bench probably which has cost several hundred million."

Who's the other then, Real Madrid?

Or Liverpool?

Or Arsenal?

Or City?

Or West Brom?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

More drama at the swamp...

Mystery as Jadon Sancho DEACTIVATES Instagram after he is '''banned from all Man Utd facilities including the canteen''' | The Sun

Now the PFA have got involved.

As usual the Moaners are fucking it up.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Now the PFA have got involved.

As usual the Moaners are fucking it up.

Ten Hag and United are, rightly, refusing to back down because he spends all night playing video games so can't even manage to turn up for training on time while Rashford, Maguire and Shaw are urging him to do the right thing and apologise.



You're a serious plank, harry. Make no mistake about it.

Ten Hag: “Pressure is part of life at Man Utd for everyone involved in club”.

“The demands are never easy because expectations so high and everybody is watching”.

“But you don't wear this crest to have an easy life but because you are capable of handling the responsibility”.



MY manager.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

rightly, refusing to back down because he spends all night playing video games so can't even manage to turn up for training on time

whilst

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Rashford

can hardly talk

and

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Maguire

everyone wishes he'd not turn up at all

This latest drama from the Merch soap opera is a gift that keeps giving

You not still celebrating the point you scraped against the best team in North London at the weekend?

Just how fucking good have United been so far in this first half?

How good has Amrabat been?

BUT HOW FUCKING GOOD HAS MASON MOUNT BEEN?

Unplayable. Creating chance after chance. A 60 million bargain.

This is why you wanted him, Klopp. This is why you wanted him, Legohead. This is why he was only ever signing for us.

What a player.

What a team.

What a manager.

Man U already 2 up

Reckon I'll choose not to watch Mallorca- Barca instead

Originally Posted by helge

Man U already 2 up

Reckon I'll choose not to watch Mallorca- Barca instead

Against Palace reserves

That's a relief

Mallorca is 1 up


Who cares anyway ?

The Norwich scarfs will be put back in the wardrobes.

God bless the Glaziers for giving Ten Bags the finances to get things done!

The Greatest Club in the World 3 - 0 Palace.

Could have been 6.

Key players rested and young players given minutes.

BUT key players coming back too.

Casemiro, Mjebri and Mount- dominance in the middle.

Casemiro and Amrabat- absolute dominance in the middle.

This is what happens when we have key players available. Just like I've been telling you.

Hal knew. Hal knows. Hell, you really need telling this by now?

Casemiro and Amrabat.

Aint nuffink getting past these boys.

Be afraid, no mark clubs. Be very afraid. The Great Ten Hag's red machine is on the move once again.

Hodgson:

"We got a football lesson against a very good team....they were too good."

Sofyan Amrabat
Carlos Casemiro

That is all for now, ladies.

Imagine getting excited about being too good for Crystal Palace at home.

A battle of 9th vrs 10th at the weekend.

Originally Posted by Edmond

A battle of 9th vrs 10th at the weekend.

A battle of 12th vrs 13th next weekend.

An unhappy day for United.
77% possession
19 shots (4 on target)
0 goals
Gotta do better at home against lower half of the table teams.