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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    he's expecting a loss tomorrow.
    He's certainly not the only one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    When are The Greatest Club in The World going to get the luck we deserve?
    Luck stops at the door and inquires whether prudence is within. (Danish).



    Enjoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Just about one of them deserves to be in the first team anyway, so no bother.
    I'm surprised you even knew their names.
    Last edited by hallelujah; 16-09-2023 at 02:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post


    Enjoy
    So lets go with a first team of

    Onana

    Wan Bissaka
    Martinez
    Varane (injured)
    Shaw (injured)

    Casemiro
    Amrabat (injured)

    Fernandes

    Rashford
    Hojlund
    Mount (injured) or Antony (being bullied by the press)

    That's half a team unavailable more or less, but what team on planet earth is stopping that lot?

    The answer is nobody. Anywhere. Not a chance.

    I think Erik The Great Ten Hag must have spent the summer spotting a magpie a day to get the luck we have had with injuries and VAR cheating us after the footballing lessons we gave in North London to Arsenal and Spurs.

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    And that's without even factoring in the amazing Kobbie Mainoo into the first 11 (on the 11-man injured list I pointed out earlier), who I told you about in pre season and who dominated the Arsenal and Real Madrid midfield.

    He'll be alongside Bellingham by the end of the year in that England midfield. Mark my words.

    Hal knows.

    I fucking love this club!

    I fucking love this man!

    I fucking love the future we're gonna have together!

    Manchester Utd-erik-ten-hag-man-utd-manager

    Swoon!

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    Man U are crap. They'll lose to Brighton at home today (and might look really poor doing so...). I wonder if Maguire will get a run out? If so, he'll be at fault for a couple of goals...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I fucking love the future we're gonna have together!
    Why, are you getting the sack by January as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    So lets go with a first team of

    Onana

    Wan Bissaka
    Martinez
    Varane (injured)
    Shaw (injured)

    Casemiro
    Amrabat (injured)

    Fernandes

    Rashford
    Hojlund
    Mount (injured) or Antony (being bullied by the press)

    That's half a team unavailable more or less, but what team on planet earth is stopping that lot?

    The answer is nobody. Anywhere. Not a chance.

    I think Erik The Great Ten Hag must have spent the summer spotting a magpie a day to get the luck we have had with injuries and VAR cheating us after the footballing lessons we gave in North London to Arsenal and Spurs.
    The U15's at my son's academy probably

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Antony (being bullied by the press)
    Oh boo fkin hoo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Oh boo fkin hoo.

    Hang on, a bloke who's beaten up three women is "being bullied"?

    How does that work then?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I fucking love this club!

    I fucking love this man!

    I fucking love the future we're gonna have together!
    That is one of the gayest things i've seen on here, and there have been some premier level gay things posted over the years. Are you having trouble finishing with your Mrs since BallBag came into your life

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    ^ Shifter level?

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    Bring it on, fokkers.

    I'll be dancing on the streets of Moscow when King Erik has landed the Premiership, Champions League, FA Cup and League Cup in May.

    It's gonna be even sweeter that the last time we won (almost) the lot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ^ Shifter level?
    Extreme Pillow Biter I'd say.

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    ^ Shifter is the TD approved term. (I think Dilly spent months testing it out before sending in the patent application. )

    ^^ That would be a great season - good luck with that!

    (I'd be happy with a home win against Norwich and shooting me load up Delia Smith's arse...)



    (A punishment fuk, obviously.)
    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    I'd be happy with a home win against Norwich and shooting me load up Delia Smith's arse...
    I think a little bit of vomit just came up.

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    ... She loves a good fisting, just look at her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ^ Shifter is the TD approved term. (I think Dilly spent months testing it out before sending in the patent application.
    Hhmmm, not sure. I think Dill tried out "Pillow Biting" on his Cambo mongering trip where he has hostage to those three Moody Hookers for 4 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ... She loves a good fisting, just look at her.
    You're going to a special place in hell.


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    Right, I'm just about to watch Wolves beat Liverpool. Then I'll watch the mighty ITFC lose to Sheffield Wednesday (and that'll cost me 10... ). I'll probably catch the last few minutes of Brighton putting four past Man U at Old Trafford. Should be a good evening of football.

    (Than I can head off to a lovely sleep where I'm fisting DS all night long - without lube...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    where I'm fisting DS
    she's is chef and therefore the term you are looking for is a good kneading

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    Time for a lovely lavender chamomile evening brew so I'll be deep in the lovely land of slumber come the 9pm home mauling.

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    The way Hal has been the last few weeks you'd be forgiven for thinking he's started batting for the other side.

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    One more trophy than legohead has won in 3 years at the Notting Hill fannies - in his FIRST SEASON - and restoring United to our rightful place at the top.

    Twenty League titles. MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE LAND AND SOON TO BE MORE.

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    I fucking love this club!

    I fucking love this man!

    I fucking love the future we're gonna have together!

    Manchester Utd-erik-ten-hag-man-utd-manager

    Swoon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    The way Hal has been the last few weeks you'd be forgiven for thinking he's started batting for the other side.

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