Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by cyrille

he's expecting a loss tomorrow.

He's certainly not the only one.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

When are The Greatest Club in The World going to get the luck we deserve?

Luck stops at the door and inquires whether prudence is within. (Danish).

Enjoy

Originally Posted by helge

Enjoy

So lets go with a first team of

Onana

Wan Bissaka
Martinez
Varane (injured)
Shaw (injured)

Casemiro
Amrabat (injured)

Fernandes

Rashford
Hojlund
Mount (injured) or Antony (being bullied by the press)

That's half a team unavailable more or less, but what team on planet earth is stopping that lot?

The answer is nobody. Anywhere. Not a chance.

I think Erik The Great Ten Hag must have spent the summer spotting a magpie a day to get the luck we have had with injuries and VAR cheating us after the footballing lessons we gave in North London to Arsenal and Spurs.

And that's without even factoring in the amazing Kobbie Mainoo into the first 11 (on the 11-man injured list I pointed out earlier), who I told you about in pre season and who dominated the Arsenal and Real Madrid midfield.

He'll be alongside Bellingham by the end of the year in that England midfield. Mark my words.

Hal knows.

I fucking love this club!

I fucking love this man!

I fucking love the future we're gonna have together!



Swoon!

Man U are crap. They'll lose to Brighton at home today (and might look really poor doing so...). I wonder if Maguire will get a run out? If so, he'll be at fault for a couple of goals...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I fucking love the future we're gonna have together!

Why, are you getting the sack by January as well?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

So lets go with a first team of

Onana

Wan Bissaka
Martinez
Varane (injured)
Shaw (injured)

Casemiro
Amrabat (injured)

Fernandes

Rashford
Hojlund
Mount (injured) or Antony (being bullied by the press)

That's half a team unavailable more or less, but what team on planet earth is stopping that lot?

The answer is nobody. Anywhere. Not a chance.

I think Erik The Great Ten Hag must have spent the summer spotting a magpie a day to get the luck we have had with injuries and VAR cheating us after the footballing lessons we gave in North London to Arsenal and Spurs.

The U15's at my son's academy probably

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Antony (being bullied by the press)

Oh boo fkin hoo.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Oh boo fkin hoo.

Hang on, a bloke who's beaten up three women is "being bullied"?

How does that work then?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I fucking love this club!

I fucking love this man!

I fucking love the future we're gonna have together!

That is one of the gayest things i've seen on here, and there have been some premier level gay things posted over the years. Are you having trouble finishing with your Mrs since BallBag came into your life

^ Shifter level?

Bring it on, fokkers.

I'll be dancing on the streets of Moscow when King Erik has landed the Premiership, Champions League, FA Cup and League Cup in May.

It's gonna be even sweeter that the last time we won (almost) the lot.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^ Shifter level?

Extreme Pillow Biter I'd say.

I'd be happy with a home win against Norwich and shooting me load up Delia Smith's arse...

I think a little bit of vomit just came up.

... She loves a good fisting, just look at her.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^ Shifter is the TD approved term. (I think Dilly spent months testing it out before sending in the patent application.

Hhmmm, not sure. I think Dill tried out "Pillow Biting" on his Cambo mongering trip where he has hostage to those three Moody Hookers for 4 days.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

... She loves a good fisting, just look at her.

You're going to a special place in hell.

Right, I'm just about to watch Wolves beat Liverpool. Then I'll watch the mighty ITFC lose to Sheffield Wednesday (and that'll cost me £10... ). I'll probably catch the last few minutes of Brighton putting four past Man U at Old Trafford. Should be a good evening of football.

(Than I can head off to a lovely sleep where I'm fisting DS all night long - without lube...)

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

where I'm fisting DS

she's is chef and therefore the term you are looking for is a good kneading

Time for a lovely lavender chamomile evening brew so I'll be deep in the lovely land of slumber come the 9pm home mauling.

The way Hal has been the last few weeks you'd be forgiven for thinking he's started batting for the other side.

One more trophy than legohead has won in 3 years at the Notting Hill fannies - in his FIRST SEASON - and restoring United to our rightful place at the top.

Twenty League titles. MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE LAND AND SOON TO BE MORE.



I fucking love this club!

I fucking love this man!

I fucking love the future we're gonna have together!



Swoon!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

The way Hal has been the last few weeks you'd be forgiven for thinking he's started batting for the other side.