Manchester Utd

**harrybarracuda** · 28-05-2023, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

(We mugged you right off there...)

Not really, I'm sure George Graham knew exactly what he was doing.

**Bettyboo** · 28-05-2023, 10:14 AM

^ he did have that reputation, I forgot it was him...

(Made 'Arry the Redchap seem like an honest communicty worker...)

**harrybarracuda** · 28-05-2023, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^ he did have that reputation, I forgot it was him...

(Made 'Arry the Redchap seem like an honest communicty worker...)

**hallelujah** · 28-05-2023, 03:55 PM

The great Ten Hag is making noises about playing a strong team today to secure 3rd.

Fuck that.

Play the bloody ballboys or something.

**Bettyboo** · 28-05-2023, 03:56 PM

If he plays Casemiro who then gets injured then the fans will not be happy...

**hallelujah** · 28-05-2023, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

If he plays Casemiro who then gets injured then the fans will not be happy...

I'd be fuming and may have to even downgrade the great man's status to the really good man.

**malmomike77** · 28-05-2023, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Play the bloody ballboys or something.

Are Greenwood and McTommy in the team?

**hallelujah** · 28-05-2023, 04:03 PM

Fancy seeing you here, nammers. I was just this second chuckling at this Ryanair tweet.

https://twitter.com/Ryanair/status/1662500628432576513

**hallelujah** · 28-05-2023, 05:48 PM

Looking forward to some of this today from the great man.

https://twitter.com/TenHagBall_/stat...45885668589569

**Bettyboo** · 28-05-2023, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Are Greenwood and McTommy in the team?

That Greenwood fella, is that the same guy that's amazing, gonna be a legend, just needs a few more years to develop? I've been hearing about him for a few years, but he doesn't seem to have developed...

**hallelujah** · 28-05-2023, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

That Greenwood fella, is that the same guy that's amazing, gonna be a legend, just needs a few more years to develop? I've been hearing about him for a few years, but he doesn't seem to have developed...

You haven't been reading the news?

He was gonna be amazing, but...

**armstrong** · 28-05-2023, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

That Greenwood fella, is that the same guy that's amazing, gonna be a legend, just needs a few more years to develop? I've been hearing about him for a few years, but he doesn't seem to have developed...

He's been a bit distracted with all his court dates.

**Bettyboo** · 28-05-2023, 06:18 PM

Oh, he's the alleged rap(p)(?)er(ist)?

Now that makes sense.

Was he any good at any juncture, before being distracted?

**hallelujah** · 28-05-2023, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Oh, he's the alleged rap(p)(?)er(ist)?

Now that makes sense.

Was he any good at any juncture, before being distracted?

Yeah, he was quality.

**Bettyboo** · 28-05-2023, 06:22 PM

Fairy Snuff...

**armstrong** · 28-05-2023, 06:29 PM

Yeah cracking left hook

**Bettyboo** · 28-05-2023, 06:31 PM

Armstrong has been on fire with his postings over the last 30 mins or so - fine work, Sir.
(I won't be this polite next season...)

**Edmond** · 28-05-2023, 07:29 PM

Wanna see Garno New Gnashers get a whole 90 minutes.

**Joe 90** · 28-05-2023, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The great Ten Hag is making noises about playing a strong team today to secure 3rd.

Fuck that.

Play the bloody ballboys or something.

Won't make a blind bit off difference.
He'll be in Walker's pocket in the final when you get torn a new one.

**Joe 90** · 28-05-2023, 09:50 PM

Ten Bag the tactical genius

1de Gea
20Dalot
5Maguire
2Lindelöf
12Malacia
18Casemiro
17Fred
49Garnacho
8Bruno Fernandes
25Sancho
10Rashford

**Joe 90** · 29-05-2023, 04:33 AM

Sunday Funday fact, relegated Leicester City have won both the league and FA Cup since United last did

**hallelujah** · 29-05-2023, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Won't make a blind bit off difference.
He'll be in Walker's pocket in the final when you get torn a new one.

Ten Hag will be in Walker's pocket?

You know the manager doesn't play, yeah?

**malmomike77** · 29-05-2023, 04:08 PM

How much have you got on Utd next Sat Hal?

**hallelujah** · 29-05-2023, 04:24 PM

Dafuck happened there. It was meant to be a picture thread with commentary.

Anyway, try again with a reduced version.

Shorts and t shirts weather

The great man picked a stronger team than he perhaps should have, but like most things he does, it was the right call. 3rd place sealed and a farewell from the fans to the players at the end, following Ten Hag's rallying cry ahead of next week, with the rugrats getting on the pitch. Martial's kid actually looked very impressive!

No asterisks next to this treble

Decided against a balti pie this week and instead went for just a Stowford Press cider

Because there were bigger fish to fry after the game!

A reasonable ruby (although, like everything these days, smaller portions than before), good naan bread and excellent Cobra!

What has happened to those heaters they used to serve your curries on in Indian restaurants though? I haven't seen a single one.

**hallelujah** · 29-05-2023, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

How much have you got on Utd next Sat Hal?

I've got a combined bet on next Saturday, the Charity Shield, next season's Premiership, FA Cup, League Cup and Champions League.

The bookies were wary of giving it me cos they know they're on a loser with the great Ten Hag at the helm, but I've stuck a grand on.

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