Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by cyrille

As Conte noted, Spurs were dire.

He, and anyone else who watched the game, also noted that United were excellent.

How much longer do you think ten Haag will tolerate Ronny taking the piss?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Ronny

Gone in Jano.


Hopefully he won't tarnish his upstanding reputation by throwing a massive 2 month hissyfit that would match Mao's photo album deletion.

Originally Posted by cyrille

How much longer do you think ten Haag will tolerate Ronny taking the piss?

Sat on the bench sulking is taking the piss?

You'll have to do much better than that, Cy.

Although, in answer to his chagrin, there's a new sheriff in town and Ten Hag has the respect of the players for what he's doing. It matters not what Ronaldo does anymore. He's not the main man.

Farewell, Ronny. Thanks for the memories.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Thanks for the memories.

Please don't pee all over the toilet seat on the way out.

@Cy

After sulking on the bench for 90 minutes. Which, aside from necessity, is where he has mostly been consigned since the arrival of Ten Hag, who really is the club's biggest star. It's an irrelevance.

As above, thanks for the memories and all that.

Anyway, shouldn't you be more concerned with Championship relegation battles rather than the battle for Champions League places?

Changing subject slightly, but it must have been slightly odd for Lisandro Martinez to get home after work last night, empty his pockets and find Harry Kane in there.

Arsenal- check
Spuds- check
Brentford- erm

Bring on our next Derby on Saturday

Lookin at going to Man U v Forest on Boxing day, first game back after World Cup break although Forest will have a fresh team.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Lookin at going to Man U v Forest on Boxing day,

Get a ticket for the derby on the 21st, I've got one in the Stretford End

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Get a ticket for the derby on the 21st, I've got one in the Stretford End

I've already shared your seat details with my mates.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Get a ticket for the derby on the 21st, I've got one in the Stretford End

What row are you in?
Might try to get above you within pissing range

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Get a ticket for the derby on the 21st, I've got one in the Stretford End

What was that website you mentioned called again?

I did look before but sold out.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What was that website you mentioned called again?

I did look before but sold out.

A1tickets.co.uk

Yeah just had look now and the derby is sold out, it's on the 14th as well.
Need to change that day off.

^ Have you used that site before?

Seems awfully cheap...and where are they getting all these away tickets?

Only 55 quid Man U Forest.

And there are tickets still available vs City in the East Stand, probably at the top within range.
Where can I buy some flares in Moss Side, Hal?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Where can I buy some flares in Moss Side, Hal?

You know, there is a limit to how often you can impress people with that old 'flare up the jacksy' stunt.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ Have you used that site before?

Seems awfully cheap...and where are they getting all these away tickets?

Only 55 quid Man U Forest.

And there are tickets still available vs City in the East Stand, probably at the top within range.
Where can I buy some flares in Moss Side, Hal?

You can have my old ones. Can you fit into a 34 inch waist?

Btw, that website isn't a bad deal and you're probably only paying 10 to 15 quid over the odds plus postage.

However, the official website still has some tickets left in the top tiers for Forest on Boxing Day, so why don't you save yourself the extra dough and put the money towards some new flares?

Queue-it

^ Wicked... Cheers for that.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You can have my old ones. Can you fit into a 34 inch waist?

I could fit into them and still have room for Cyrilles 2 flares up the jacksy trick

Originally Posted by Joe 90

First time but the reviews look kosher.

It doesn't tell you where your seats are, does it?

That United site is bollocks too.
The only tickets I could find were 153 quid and watching from right up here...

Wankers
Who are City playing on Boxing Day, Joe?

It's harder to get City tickets than Utd tickets.


We are right behind the goal, £75 each.
Got our flags and blue flares ready for half time when all the Rags have fvcked off.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

It's harder to get City tickets than Utd tickets.

That will be all those former United/Chelski glory hunters who've moved on to the plastics.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Perhaps you weren't watching.

He walked off down the tunnel well before the end of the game, clearly without permission from EtH.

It's surprising that you consider the behavior of the team's biggest star to be irrelevant. Wasn't he signed to turn the runners-up of 2019/20 into champions?

Well, he was before 'wreck it ralph' showed up, anyway.

There were extenuating circumstances, one which I'm sure you can appreciate.

Cristiano Ronaldo has explained his early exit down the Old Trafford tunnel before full-time of UTD’s 2 – 0 win over Spurs. The 5 time Ballon d’Or winner was an unused substitute.

Shite
Ronaldo
“I was bursting for a shite,” Ronaldo told Soccer on Sunday. “People can say what they want, but I went straight down the tunnel, into the dressing room and destroyed the nearest cubicle. Casemiro dropped around with a curry the night before, and this ignited a tsunami of anal violence. I am ashamed of what flooded from my backside.”

“I respect the bald man,” said the 37 year-old. “He picks the team, and whether or not he looks like a bad guy from Law & Order: Organised Crime is irrelevant. The three points is the most important thing.”

“There’s Casemiro,” he added, spotting his teammate in the distance. “CASEMIRO YOU [at][at][at][at]. THAT CURRY TORE THE ARSE OUT OF ME.”