Manchester Utd

**reinvented** · 02-10-2022, 07:04 PM

Its the battle of the Sister Fisters this weekend as the Small club in Manchester takes on the Has-been club from just outside Manchester in the Greater Manchester Derby . It will be the only time this season the Emptihad is full except when City play Liverpool and Metallica play there later in the season

It's El Inbredico...and it's liiiive [ S ]

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2022, 07:14 PM

All season tickets sold out,no general sale.
Even expanding the Etihad capacity.

Some more interesting facts..

WHO THE FVCK ARE MAN UTD, WHO THE FVCK ARE MAN UTD!!

**malmomike77** · 02-10-2022, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I made a similar comment to a mate of mine during the summer about Ten Hag's lack of charisma. You're hardly gonna get many sound bites out of him, but who gives a fuck as long as he's doing it where it matters?

For the first time in a while we have a proper manager at the peak of his game.

Hal knows

**hallelujah** · 02-10-2022, 08:51 PM

Hal knows that you can't play like this against Brentford and expect anything but a hiding.

**malmomike77** · 02-10-2022, 08:54 PM

I bet you'd take Chitty's 6-1 atm

**hallelujah** · 02-10-2022, 08:57 PM

Sadly yeah...well maybe.

We've been shockingly bad. An absolute bag of nerves.

They're the best team in the world- but we haven't helped ourselves.

Fucking hell.

**malmomike77** · 02-10-2022, 08:58 PM

they were offering 2/5 on a Citeh win so i took £200 of their money, easiest gamble ever

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2022, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I bet you'd take Chitty's 6-1 atm

And the Haaland hatric!

Is there a fire drill in the away section?
It was emptying before half time

CITY, TEARING COCKNEYS APART AGAIN!

**hallelujah** · 02-10-2022, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

they were offering 2/5 on a Citeh win so i took £200 of their money, easiest gamble ever

Dalot on a booking after a minute and 3 of our back four on a yellow now.

I think it's safe to say you've backed a winner today.

If we get a man sent off early in the 2nd half...fucking hell fucking hell fucking hell.

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2022, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

If we get a man sent off early in the 2nd half...fucking hell fucking hell fucking hell.

McTominay red carded for the treble prediction!

We want 10!

**malmomike77** · 02-10-2022, 09:05 PM

i also took their offer 5-1 on Citeh win, Haaland over 2 shots on target and over 3 cards, max bet £10 sadly but i'll take another £50

**harrybarracuda** · 02-10-2022, 09:09 PM

Now I remember!

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**Edmond** · 02-10-2022, 09:14 PM

Anto with a beauty.

Casemiro should have started in place of Eriksen.

**Reg Dingle** · 02-10-2022, 09:42 PM

Get in Anthony...

Fuck you and your 6-1 Cunty bollicks

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2022, 09:59 PM

Foden and Haaland fighting over the match ball

CITY, TEARING COCKNEYS APART AGAIN!

CITY, TEARING COCKNEYS APART AGAIN!

CITY, TEARING COCKNEYS APART AGAIN!

CITY, TEARING COCKNEYS APART AGAIN!

CITY, TEARING COCKNEYS APART AGAIN!

CITY, TEARING COCKNEYS APART AGAIN!

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2022, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Fuck you and your 6-1 Cunty bollicks

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2022, 10:52 PM

Phil Foden is the first player to score a hat-trick in the Manchester derby since Erling Haaland did it nine minutes earlier.

**Edmond** · 02-10-2022, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

hat-trick

Holy fuck, you finally learned how to spell it!!

Oh... no, you copy and pasted the one sentence post.

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2022, 11:07 PM

Have it you Red Rag wankers!!!!!!!

**Joe 90** · 02-10-2022, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Holy fuck, you finally learned how to spell it!!

Oh... no, you copy and pasted the one sentence post.

I heard that even the disabled United supporters got up and walked out at half time.

**Edmond** · 02-10-2022, 11:46 PM

Martial's peno though.

Took it like a Brazilian Ballon d'Or winner kicking about with his mates.

**harrybarracuda** · 02-10-2022, 11:47 PM

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**hallelujah** · 03-10-2022, 01:45 AM

Result!

Pep Guardiola mural near the Etihad defaced AGAIN ahead of Manchester derby - Manchester Evening News

**Joe 90** · 03-10-2022, 02:47 AM

^ Your Trafford lot are the new bitters

The only team to come from Manchester....Oh Man city

**harrybarracuda** · 03-10-2022, 08:01 AM

It's reasonable that the plastics would nick their celebrations from someone else. Obviously for a club with no history like that, they didn't have any of their own.

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