Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Just like Arteta, it was all pretty football and lovely triangles and the goals you conceded were all "soft."

Yeah, fuck off.

De Gea had one save to make, Ten Hag schooled Arteta with his substitutions and we picked you off time and time again and should have had more; it was more likely to be 5-1 than it was 3-3 after our 3rd went in.

Same old Arsenal.

Don't be fucking silly, you're like the Sheffield Wednesday of the 202x's.

Enjoyable game either way, h.

Nice to see that normal service has resumed in these fixtures after the anomaly of a couple of seasons ago.

You will always be our bitch.

Well it didn't take long for optimistic Hal and the other "Utd" supporters to come out of hiding

Happy Arsenal-at-home day, nammers!

The mouth is back

My apologies for taking time out from the board during my recent holiday, which happily happened to coincide with a couple of shocking results for United.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

My apologies for taking time out from the board during my recent holiday

must be a good gig, your holiday started in Feb.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It's all on the Premier League this year, which should be a 3 horse race when City lose their next 2 games.

United, (joint) top of the league!

echo's of the past.....

Originally Posted by malmomike77

must be a good gig, your holiday started in Feb.

April actually.

I'm actually doing a full month of work this month. Dunno how I'll cope.

Well live for the moment coz the bloke spending your pension contributions is

12 years
since the original green and yellow scarves campaign to oust owners who havent spent a penny of their own cash on a rotting stadium and dreams
United are back, my arse
not even reached their Benitez phase yet

Originally Posted by reinvented

12 years
since the original green and yellow scarves campaign to oust owners who havent spent a penny of their own cash on a rotting stadium and dreams
United are back, my arse
not even reached their Benitez phase yet

Well, Liverpool certainly had nobody equivalent to Ragnick.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Ragnick

The sensei of geggenpressstadthoffen.

Cruyff - Total Football.
Pep - Tiktok
Ragnick - Geggenpressstadthoffen

So all in all the transfer window was pretty bladdy excellent. The gaping issue of central defense and defensive central midfielder excellently addressed. Shaw replaced, a world-class 22 year old winger.

Next summer focus big on #9. RonRashial will do till then.

Originally Posted by reinvented

12 years
since the original green and yellow scarves campaign to oust owners who havent spent a penny of their own cash on a rotting stadium and dreams
United are back, my arse
not even reached their Benitez phase yet

Don't forget the protests in 2005 when they took over too. They've absolutely milked it since and the debt they loaded onto the club is going nowhere.

Season tickets for this season, despite the awfulness of last season, had sold out by the end of May this year and as long as people keep coming through the gates and buying merchandise, they're not going anywhere either.

^ I was refused a season ticket, then the cheeky fukkers offered me a 'cup season ticket.'

I didnt think id get many games out of that and its a long way to drive to watch them lose to Stenga Zanzingrad.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I was refused a season ticket

amazing they singled you out of all the others that don't come from Manchester

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ I was refused a season ticket, then the cheeky fukkers offered me a 'cup season ticket.'

I didnt think id get many games out of that and its a long way to drive to watch them lose to Stenga Zanzingrad.

They're utter cnuts. They're clamping down on people passing their ST on this season, so if you can't go and give it to your mate instead, you can lose it if they clock you. Spot checks in the ground each game.

Trying to flog a cup ST too when we're in the UEFA! Fucking wankers. Up to 60 quid as well just for a membership this year!

Have you got a membership?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Have you got a membership?

Yeah, that was only 17.50 last year, then I forgot to cancel the auto renewal and got hit up for 35 this season. Got a pen, hat, scarf and socks out of it although lost the pen on my rounds

Last season on the right, this season on the left, oh and a badge, can't find this seasons scarf or pen



Not too sure about the bobble hat in Gooners colours tbh

Originally Posted by Joe 90

the seat could be anywhere in the stadium until the next season then you can apply to swap.

Well that's the way it works at the home of the Champions.

Do they put you with the other 500 supporters to make it look fuller?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Last season on the right, this season on the left, oh and a badge, can't find this seasons scarf or pen



Not too sure about the bobble hat in Gooners colours tbh

Good to have santa outfit for Christmas!

Originally Posted by Mendip

Good to have santa outfit for Christmas!

I was looking for the skid marks on the bed!

What happened to the Jizz stained Ronaldo shirt?