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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Do you want Pepe for 5mil and 16 add ons
    He's gone to Nice. Which is nice.

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    ^ not permanently

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    Another winger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post

    Another winger
    Maybe this one can actually beat a fucking man though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Maybe this one can actually beat a fucking man though.
    It'll make a nice change to read about a Man U winger beating a ​man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    It'll make a nice change to read about a Man U winger beating a ​man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    It'll make a nice change to read about a Man U winger beating a ​man.
    Not bad, that one.

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    I just got that one

    Nice one Cyrille

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    Deadline day and Ronaldo the GOAT is only off to Leicester Fokin' City!!



    On the team bus.

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    No way!?
    Can not realistically seeing any other team other than Merchandise Utd putting up with him and his 500k a week wage

    I can imagine the Leicester faithful chants..

    "Ronaldo's on fire, your defence is terrified"

    Or not..

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    He was playing there Chits.


    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    the GOAT is only off to Leicester Fokin' City!!



    On the team bus.

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    Well organised across the pitch, solid at the back and looking dangerous whenever we go forward.

    However, not even close to being ruthless enough in and around the penalty area with the final ball and it very nearly cost us right at the end with Leicester's only decent chance of the night.

    Boringly competent I saw us described as after yet another Ten Hag inspired victory. Well, I'll take that for now.

    League title coming home soon.



    Hal knows.

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    Varane and Martinez both topped the game's player ratings with 8.


    When was the last time 2 United CBs topped the player ratings.

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    Give them time, one will be found to have raped a 90 year old and the other will be found to be 45 years old.

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    Player of the month for August, Lisandro Martinez.

    https://twitter.com/LisandrMartinez/...23695818452992

    There are certain pundits who are bizarrely desperate for him to fail in "our" game because "our" game is physical and you can't have a smaller fella at centre back, can you? For fucks sake, the cheeky little upstart is tarnishing the legacy of Billy Whitehurst, Mick Harford and John Fashanu!

    It's not the size of the dog in the fight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    For fucks sake, the cheeky little upstart is tarnishing the legacy of Billy Whitehurst, Mick Harford and John Fashanu!
    What on earth are you blathering about?

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    Mostly lower league footballers in those cases- right up your street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Player of the month for August, Lisandro Martinez.
    Been a monster the last 3 games, after settling in. I remember one commentator watching fellow short Argie defender Heinze when he was scrapping 'I believe the term is as tough as old boots'.


    Exactly what they've been crying out for. Let's hope Casemiro follows suit, as a tough foker in front of the back four has been just as needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Been a monster the last 3 games, after settling in. I remember one commentator watching fellow short Argie defender Heinze when he was scrapping 'I believe the term is as tough as old boots'.


    Exactly what they've been crying out for.
    Yes, but there are some commentators - AND THIS OBVIOUSLY NEEDS SPELLING OUT IN CAPITALS FOR CY - WHO THINK THAT THE OLD STYLE ENGLISH CENTRE FORWARD IS TOO MUCH FOR ANYONE OF HIS SIZE TO DEAL WITH, SO IT'S AN AFFRONT TO THE GAME - OUR ENGLISH GAME - FOR HIM EVEN TO BE THERE.

    watch him get fucking roasted by Jesus today, now that we've been bigging him up...

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    No work tomorrow Hal

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    No work tomorrow Hal
    It's not even 12pm yet, and I'm off the beer indefinitely again anyway.

    However, I am trying to drag myself off the sofa to go and buy some cake. I'm in the mood for cake!

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    How is the praying 5 times a day going, the loose clothing is a benefit but all that sugary food is going to give you homer Simpsons profile and arse groove in the sofa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    How is the praying 5 times a day going, the loose clothing is a benefit but all that sugary food is going to give you homer Sampsons profile and arse groove in the sofa.
    The sausage, bacon, eggs and black pudding that I had for breakfast this morning is probably more of a concern.

    Anyway, I've just put 2 bets on for today's game (a rarity for me to have a bet) at a total cost of 7 pounds 50!

    Suffice to say that gambling isn't a vice of mine...

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    Go on then, what were they

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    I'm not telling you the bets until after the game (don't wanna jinx them), but I ended up getting two slices of strawberry cheesecake.

    I will report back later about the cheesecake and the bets.

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