Thread: Manchester Utd

in Chittyland

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Sky sports goals from that particular match.


Strange it doesn't open over there, works fine here.

Thick as fucking shit

Good to see Ten Quid doing his old club a favour.

Manchester United have agreed an £85m deal with Ajax for winger Antony.
United will pay a guaranteed £80.75m and another £4.25m in add-ons for the 22-year-old, who is expected in Manchester in the next 48 hours to have a medical.

That nickname - it's shit.

Somebody needed to let you know.

4 good signings in the end.

Particularly CB and DCM, woulda been better to get them all in at the start of the summer, but hey, no point in breaking tradition.

80 million plus for someone with a ‘one in four games’ goalscoring record seems steep.

Originally Posted by cyrille

‘one in four games’ goalscoring record

For a 22 year old winger.

Originally Posted by Edmond

For a 22 year old winger.

It was always gonna be a lorra money and clubs know we're desperate, so we didn't have much choice really if we were gonna properly back Ten Hag. Dat's de market.

A 22 yr old winger with 9 caps for Brazil and a rate of 1 goal in 4.

Bought for the same price as Harry Magonad.


Steal.

Should have lots of chances created for those prolific hit men Martial & Rashford.

Who is going to score?

Harry Magonad.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Martial

Being offered a longer contract as we speak.


Whether there'll be a Ballon d'Or winner's bonus in it hasn't been disclosed.

Do you want Pepe for 5mil and £16 add ons

^ will pass on that ex-90 million purchase.


Grealish, 100m and useless.
Lukaku, 115m and foked off back to Italy after one season (despite being Syb's pick for POTY after a few games)
Pepe 90m and foked off back to France.

United spend 85m on a 22 yr old Brazilian with 9 caps and people lose their lulu over it.

^ Did you miss Pogba in your analysis?

United fok Pogba-won't-play-for-6-months off and save 15 mill a year in wages.

He looks like an uglier version of Grace Jones and i bet she can play footy better than him.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ Did you miss Pogba in your analysis?

And Ronaldo..

a prettier version of Grace Jones

Pogba’s lawyers revealed yesterday that they have already taken legal action against Pogba’s brother and an organised gang that allegedly blackmailed Pogba, demanding €13m and stealing €300,000 and a credit card from him.

Some childhood friends of Pogba are believed to be part of the gang which wants financial support from the ex-Manchester United star.

Paul Pogba’s lawyers said that Mathias’ claims were part of “threats and extortion attempts by an organized gang” against the Juventus midfielder.

“The competent authorities in Italy and France were informed a month ago and there will be no further comments in relation to the ongoing investigation.”

According to reports in France, Pogba was threatened with assault rifles in March, upon his return home, at Lagny-sur-Marne.

Pogba was allegedly dragged into an apartment where he was accused of not having helped his friends financially since he became a football star.

More incidents allegedly occurred in Turin, with Pogba intimidated at Juventus’ training ground by a group of people, including his brother who has denied allegations on Twitter

:/

What's happened to humanity.







Make Lagny-sur-Marne

^ you can take the primate out of the jungle.....

Originally Posted by cyrille

That nickname - it's shit.

Somebody needed to let you know.

It's not a nickname, it's an assessment of his financial value.

Plus now I know it irritates you I'm going to keep using it. Living in your head for free sybille.