Thread: Manchester Utd

Ahhh, that's better.

Normal service has been been resumed.

To be fair, Fred would have 2 goals if it was AFL.

The problem isn't the players, it's the sporting rules and goals not being 50 meters high.

Melbourne!

And they scored first.

Still its a confidence boost and I reckon the MCG will have sold out with no issues.

that top is fucking shite

i am enjoying the fanning of the hope however

Originally Posted by reinvented

i am enjoying the fanning of the hope however

Hi, my name's Edmond Cheddar.


May I introduce Lisandro Martinez, the left footed Argentinian CB that puts Harry the Head on the sub's bench while partnering Varane, with new signing Malacia-the complete modern fullback- on the left.

Manchester United have agreed a deal worth up to £57m for Ajax defender Lisandro Martinez, who is set to sign a five-year contract at Old Trafford.
United will pay a guaranteed €57m (£48.5m) for the Argentina international defender, with an additional €10m (£8.5m) in add-ons agreed between the two clubs. The move will see Martinez link up again with former Ajax manager Erik Ten Hag, who signed him for the club in 2019, at Old Trafford.

Their wage bill is going up astronomically, they have yet to get rid of the 9 journeymen that they need to shed, who'll buy then gawd only knows.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Their wage bill is going up astronomically

They've just gotten Pogba, Cavani, Mata, Lingard and Matic off their books.


I'd wager it's going down unless Martinez is getting 700 Pogbas per week.

^ 10 more to go, progress tho.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

10 more to go

Sunday pints?


#not.surprised

whores til term starts again if you are Lulu

Originally Posted by malmomike77

whores til term starts again if you are Lulu

#wouldyoukissdaddygoodnight

Originally Posted by malmomike77

10 more to go

Originally Posted by Edmond

Sunday pints?

10 already gone.

Originally Posted by Edmond

10 already gone.


#get.some.self.respect

#getsomeregularSTDtests

Think there's a thread on that.


Dill had absolute Pogbatations on it.

^ was it when he had to prove a negative test to renew his Malaysia visa and then found himself as a bus driver in Stoke?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Lisandro Martinez

From reports he's in the mold of ex-Argie United players Tevez and Heinze. Absolute tough as old boots and not shy about giving his teammates a rollicking if they're off par. He'll probably be rollicking a lot.

Originally Posted by Edmond

From reports he's in the mold of ex-Argie United players Tevez and Heinze. Absolute tough as old boots and not shy about giving his teammates a rollicking if they're off par. He'll probably be rollicking a lot.

Has anyone told Harry Maguire?

Watching the Crystal Palace game from Melbourne, not a particularly inspiring first half from United, fielding a (supposedly) strong team to start. Leading 1-0 thanks to another Martial goal, though about half a dozen chances to extend that lead without being taken. Looking forward to the second half and the youngster getting another run out, particularly Iqbal.

Originally Posted by PAG

Martial

When does the clause about the bonus payment if he wins the Ballon d'Or expire?


Monaco could be in for a windfall.

apparently Maguire was booed during the game? that'll help his confidence....

Originally Posted by armstrong

Maguire

Please Newcastle-Arabia, you know you want to.

Who can blame him...

Manchester United target Frenkie de Jong does not want to leave Barcelona - but if he does move on, the Netherlands midfielder, 25, would rather join Bayern Munich or Chelsea than the Red Devils. (Sport - in Spanish)

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Who can blame him...

Manchester United target Frenkie de Jong does not want to leave Barcelona - but if he does move on, the Netherlands midfielder, 25, would rather join Bayern Munich or Chelsea than the Red Devils. (Sport - in Spanish)

Barcelona have got to raise some cash from somewhere.

I'm surprised PSG aren't in for him.

Or Citeh as we know the financial rules don't apply to ME state sponsors of terrorism.