Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I'm surprised Mo Salah was playing last night and not managing his burgeoning Pattaya Curry house empire.

Is it halal?

Umm...that isn't a curry house, harriet.

Have another go at what style the food might be, eh?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Have another go at what style the food might be, eh?

BBQ Rabbit?

This rumour just does not seem to be going away.

https://twitter.com/MUFC1908/status/...mzg0larkA&s=19

I like him (one of the few who do these days) and on his day etc etc etc, but really? Four more years of this pantomime with him and his agent, and his 3 months every season on the sick?

It just sums up the shit sandwich that is life under the Glazers. Completely clueless.

^ Fok him off along with Lindeflop, Shaw, AWB, Matic (going already), Jones obviously, Bailly, Fred and Lingard. With Rashford, Hazza and Hendo given another season with a new management team, and new club ownership God willing.


To think Lindetwat and Bailly were both 30 million euro defenders back when that was a lot.

Originally Posted by Edmond

^ Fok him off along with Lindeflop, Shaw, AWB, Matic (going already), Jones obviously, Bailly, Fred and Lingard. With Rashford, Hazza and Hendo given another season with a new management team, and new club ownership God willing.


To think Lindetwat and Bailly were both 30 million euro defenders back when that was a lot.

Utd must have lost a equivalent of teh value of a midtable club on the shit ttey've bought in teh last 6 years.

If you get rid of that lot you'll need to buy about 8 or 9 players in the summer

Originally Posted by malmomike77

need to buy about 8 or 9 players in the summer

A low estimate.

Queue the journeymen and clubs lining up to get over-inflated values and contracts with desperate Utd, no decent player will look at them outside the CL. Its sad tale and one highlighted by the fact that gobby bus driver isn't even worked up enough to slag them off anymore.

Sell the whole lot of that bunch to the muzzies in Newcastle, mid-table players getting paid CL league winner wages. A perfect fit.

Newcastle to finish above Utd next season - get your money on it.

Probably.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Queue the journeymen and clubs lining up to get over-inflated values and contracts with desperate Utd

Hopefully will follow the united way, go back to the youth, with a few strong singings coming in. They're not gonna be top 2 or likely top 4 contenders for the next 2 seasons anyway, so build a team and foundation for 3 season's time.

Liverpool's keeper completed more passes (51) than the entire of United's central midfield (50) FFS.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Queue the journeymen and clubs lining up to get over-inflated values and contracts with desperate Utd, no decent player will look at them outside the CL. Its sad tale and one highlighted by the fact that gobby bus driver isn't even worked up enough to slag them off anymore.

Don't be so silly. We're Manchester United, not Arsenal.

ERIK TEN HAG CONFIRMED!

Erik ten Hag is appointed as new permanent Manchester United manager | Manchester United | The Guardian

IT'S ON DIL, JUST LIKE MY CAPS LOCK! IT'S ON! IT'S ON!

TREBLE WINNERS NEXT SEASON!!!

Time to observe and watch before I jump in to this with you lot of wankers.

Originally Posted by Edmond

They're not gonna be top 2 or likely top 4 contenders for the next 2 seasons anyway, so build a team and foundation for 3 season's time.

Optimistic timescale alert

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Don't be so silly. We're Manchester United, not Arsenal.

I know, your version of a youth system is a young offender programme.

Pogba out for the rest of the season.

A lot of people would argue he's been out since the start of it.

Where's Lulu, Dill and Hal - still hiding under the covers

Just back from an evening worshipping request.

Praise the looooord.


Oh, they lost again.

Surprising, it was only by 2 goals this week.


Ol' Rango doesn't even want to hang around in a consultancy roll, can't imagine why.

Probably better teams calling. Bolton, for example.

I'll miss his honesty.

Q: What does Darren Fletcher do?

A: I don't know.

Well, we can't all be Fat Sam.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm looking at you, Dil. You fucking fairweather faggot

Well he's not alone Hal, are you Dill you fagot

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Don't be so silly. We're Manchester United, not Arsenal.

Yes you are.

Not exactly a bombshell.

Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba has reportedly told his teammates he will be going at the end of the season and also left the squad’s WhatsApp group.
Interim manager Ralf Rangnick confirmed that Pogba is out for the rest of the season after picking up an injury early on in the 4-0 defeat at Liverpool last Tuesday.
The 29-year-old's current contract expires in the summer and United's £89million club-record signing looks certain to leave for a second time on a free transfer.