Manchester Utd

**malmomike77** · 16-03-2022, 03:50 AM

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**Joe 90** · 16-03-2022, 04:26 AM

" Ref can we have a new ball, coz they won't let us play with that one!"

Triple substitution time, smacks off desperation!

**malmomike77** · 16-03-2022, 04:30 AM

I notice our Manure fans are MIA ..... again, getting to be a regular thing. Bring back that Paperboy.

**Joe 90** · 16-03-2022, 04:36 AM

Lulu has had enough and flounced.
Hal has gone down Cairo's red light district for some action.
Dill is eating his dart board.

Viva Ronaldo

This City is Blue!
This City is Blue!
Now, Fvck off back to London!
This City is Blue!

**malmomike77** · 16-03-2022, 04:40 AM

Do any of your Citeh chants rhyme or are you lot just too thick to find the word in the dictionary

**Joe 90** · 16-03-2022, 04:45 AM

It's only 3-1,
It's only 3-1,
30,000 empty seats,
It's only 3-1,

It's only 4-1,
It's only 4-1,
40,000 empty seats,
It's only 4-1,

It's only 5-1,
It's only 5-1,
50,000 empty seats,
It's only 5-1,

It's only 6-1,
It's only 6-1,
60,000 empty seats,
It's only 6-1,

It should've been 10,
It should've been 10,
You lucky b*stards,
It should've been 10,

The city is ours,
The city is ours,
F*ck off back to London,
The city is ours...

**Joe 90** · 16-03-2022, 04:47 AM

Fvck me , West Brom are beating Fulham!!!

Ciz will be a happy bunny tonight, when he wakes out of his cheers beer stupor

**malmomike77** · 16-03-2022, 04:49 AM

^^ I have a feeling i know why your dating thingy ain't going we'll, i'd give the poems a miss.

**Joe 90** · 16-03-2022, 04:51 AM

Who needs a date when you've got entertainment like this.

Atletico, TEARING COCKNEYS APART

**Joe 90** · 16-03-2022, 04:55 AM

Wot no silverware again?

Booing fans are priceless, get used to being a mediocre mid table club

**Joe 90** · 16-03-2022, 02:23 PM

Bit quiet in here today

**Joe 90** · 16-03-2022, 04:18 PM

**Joe 90** · 19-03-2022, 06:08 AM

https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/702...&clip=81578567

United

Worth a watch!

**Joe 90** · 03-04-2022, 12:03 AM

C'mon Utd, the Champions League qualification is at stake!

**Joe 90** · 03-04-2022, 01:29 AM

Leicester woz robbed!

Fox's tearing COCKNEYs apart

**Joe 90** · 03-04-2022, 05:24 AM

**Joe 90** · 04-04-2022, 05:53 AM

A bit quiet in here

**Joe 90** · 09-04-2022, 08:09 PM

Everton staying up and Utd destined to end the season in mid table miodricty.

**Edmond** · 09-04-2022, 08:26 PM

Loada disjointed unmotivated shite.

Everton up to 4 points off relegation.

Likely to finish above Utd.

**Joe 90** · 09-04-2022, 08:28 PM

Wreck it Ralph, the gift that keeps giving..

**hallelujah** · 15-04-2022, 10:28 PM

Protests at the training ground today and protests at the stadium tomorrow.

I've stuck a fiver on Naaaaaaaaaaaaaarwich at 12/1!

**Joe 90** · 19-04-2022, 01:27 AM

Harry Maguire says hurting Liverpool's quadruple bid is not Man Utd's motivation ahead of the clash at Anfield on Tuesday night, live on Sky Sports, but insists they will be out to set the record straight following October's 5-0 defeat at Old Trafford.

United, currently 19 points behind Liverpool in the Premier League table, go to Anfield looking to derail their bitter rivals' bid for an unprecedented four trophies, with Liverpool a point behind Man City with just seven games remaining.

But Maguire, who has faced heavy criticism along with several other United players during a disappointing campaign, says giving their fans a night to remember and getting revenge for October's 5-0 hammering, described by the defender as one of the worst days of his career, is driving them.