Thread: Manchester Utd

There was one: Pereira from about 25 yards out straight into the keeper's hands.

It was fucking dreadful. Fred as the midfield lynchpin and Pereira on the wing.

Get Greenwood on for fucks sake. My eyes are bleeding.

Has your head exploded?

Originally Posted by Luigi

Originally Posted by Luigi

Don't recall a shot on target in that 1st half. Though I was otherwise engaged.


So that would be 1 1/2 games.

When will they next manage a shot on target, 2023?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

There was one: Pereira from about 25 yards out straight into the keeper's hands.

Did they manage one in the 2nd half?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Has your head exploded?

I saw it in the post when I mentioned the line up before the game.

It doesn't take Einstein to work out that players such as Andreas Pereira and Fred are nowhere near good enough.

What on earth did Mourinho see in him? How the fuck did we end up with a Brazilian that can't fucking pass and is a liability any time the ball is near him?

Dark days.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What on earth did Mourinho see in him? How the fuck did we end up with a Brazilian that can't fucking pass and is a liability any time the ball is near him?

52 million he cost.


Could have signed me for 20.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Did they manage one in the 2nd half?

Beyond words, mate. Even for a team struggling with injuries. Man United for fucks sake.

I'm about to get very very drunk.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

How the fuck did we end up with a Brazilian that can't fucking pass

I think you're being a bit harsh. After all

- He can pass to the left.
- He can pass to the right.
- He can pass backwards.

Almost a complete set.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I think you're being a bit harsh. After all

- He can pass to the left.
- He can pass to the right.
- He can pass backwards.

Almost a complete set.

And almost always to an opposition shirt.

These brothers should play alongside Phil Foden for England.

Sean Longstaff, who played the full 90 alongside his brother, handed Matty the man-of-the-match award, praising his 'outstanding' performance.

So who's going to be the next manager to take the poisoned chalice?

"This is the worst Manchester United team I've seen for a number of years" - Alan Shearer.

Ole's done what seemed impossible...made things worse.

What were they thinking, letting Lukaku go and leaving themselves so short of goals?

Looks like another sign of an organisation that is solely about making money.

Tony Pulis would tighten things up. They'll have to move fast though, and beat Stoke.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Looks like another sign of an organisation that is solely about making money.

Yup, the only thing the board haven't manage to completely screw up over last 5 years+ is the money machine.

To be fair, the money has been made available.

Around 1 billion spent since Fergie retired, just a bit less than City.

It's how its been (mis)spent, along with chopping and changing managers and philosophies that's foked the club.

Originally Posted by cyrille

"This is the worst Manchester United team I've seen for a number of years" - Alan Shearer.

Ole's done what seemed impossible...made things worse.

What were they thinking, letting Lukaku go and leaving themselves so short of goals?

He only knocked in 12. There are midfielders that score more than that.

Not at United right now there aren't.

He scored 15 goals for them last season.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Not at United right now there aren't.

There might be by the end of the season since there is no other fucker asking for the ball.

2 points off the relegation zone and about to be spanked by Liverpool.


Great.

Then away to Norwich. How many away games without a win now, 11?


Gonna be in the bottom 3 after 10 games.

Liverpool going for a record 18th win?
Remember Arsenal?

Pogba, Martial, Lindelof, Wan Bissaka should be back after the International break. It won't be plain sailing for the Scousers... hopefully.

Looking at that Newcastle game, the failure to replace Lukaku, Herrera, Smalling and to a lesser extent Alexis has left them with fuck all and kids who are not up to playing in the League Cup.

Fuck that academy we need to buy about 5 or 10 100 million pound players soon.

Reckon the only way OGS will get the ol heave-ho this season is if there is an actual danger of being relegated. They gotta give him 3 full transfer windows at least.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

we need to buy about 5 or 10 100 million pound players soon.

Who other than lower division players like James is gonna want to go to clusterfok.

But yeah, they'll probably still cost Utd 100m each.

^ look at PSG and Monaco. They attracted world class players. If you pay these mercenaries enough they will come. United need to go and buy at least a handful, not just one marquée signing à season. They have the money to do it, if those Glazers and their banker Woodward weren't raping the place and taking huge dividends

Originally Posted by Luigi

2 points off the relegation zone and about to be spanked by Liverpool.

Gonna be in the bottom 3 after 10 games.

Is Big Sam still availabe? He should be able to keep them up.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Liverpool going for a record 18th win?
Remember Arsenal?

Pogba, Martial, Lindelof, Wan Bissaka should be back after the International break. It won't be plain sailing for the Scousers... hopefully.

The mickey mousers will stuff them and OGS will leave the next morning "by mutual consent" or some such bollocks.

Disagree.


But not about the stuffing.