The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[Luigi]

Anchovy sent off now n'all

[hallelujah]

It will be interesting to hear Mourinho in the coming days. Is that 3 games on the bounce they've lost now?

[Dillinger]

Good result in the end

Greenwood should be used as an impact sub, so should Martial and Ighalo though really.

Oh well, Auba will be there soon

[harrybarracuda]

The Special One is fast turning into The Special Needs One.

[NamPikToot]

Oh well, Auba will be there soon

OK i'll take it, double the wager to 16 Ringitt

[hallelujah]

Good result in the end

Greenwood should be used as an impact sub, so should Martial and Ighalo though really.

Oh well, Auba will be there soon

Yeah, losing Rashford has been a massive blow as well. I can't see us having quite enough up front to win the UEFA Cup without him and it looks like 4th (or 5th) place is gonna go down to the wire.

I'd have taken a point there before kick off though. They've looked decent the last 2 games I've seen them.

[Chittychangchang]

The quad is on biatchs

[hallelujah]

The quad is on biatchs

I think you'll "win" the European Cup this year.

Of course, it won't count.

[harrybarracuda]

I think you'll "buy" the European Cup this year.

Of course, it won't count.

FTFY.

[hallelujah]

FTFY.

I couldn't decide whether to put win in inverted commas or just change to buy/cheat etc.

I like yours better.

[harrybarracuda]

Everton chief admits behind closed doors Premier League matches 'quite likely' due to coronavirus

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-chief-admits-behind-closed-17869516

Personally I would fucking piss myself at all those mickey mousers crying in Wetherspoons. Good chance the whole thing will get cancelled I'd say.

[Luigi]

Go 'rona

Go 'rona

[harrybarracuda]

Farkinell, the mickey mousers are already losing again.

Added: And it's got Beglin spluttering and whinging, which is even better.

[hallelujah]

^ Fuck 'em. They've had plenty of luck this year.

Nearly 2!

[harrybarracuda]

Ah fuck, Beglin's off again, the dribbling retard.

[panama hat]

Salah . . . . . . that's a captain's double points for me.

[harrybarracuda]

Utter shit from Arsenal, the midfield is fucking woeful.

The Irons only had 31% possession and managed to create most of the good chances.

I suppose I should be grateful for a dodgy VAR goal, but if we play like that at the Plastics it won't end the same way.

On the bright side, England are mauling the leek munchers in the egg chasing.

[Jack meoff]

Salah . . . . . . that's a captain's double points for me.

Wrong thread wazza

[panama hat]

Oh, right . . . . . . sorry

[Chittychangchang]

Derby day!!!

Any predictions?

Utd 2 City 3

[NamPikToot]

2 - 0 Citeh, you can thank me later

[Eddie Booth]

City quickly go 3 up
A Chinese immigrant starts spitting, and coughing like fuck , and as usual without covering his mouth, this causes a stampede which spills onto the pitch.
The police are called to sort things out and arrest 400 for racism, and hurt feeling.
The Chinese man now has the whole stand to himself, and takes a seat right behind the man city goal and starts sneezing.
Goalie loses concentration and Bruno gets a hat trick
So prediction 3-3 draw.

[panama hat]

2 - 0 Citeh,

Yup, I'd go with that, too

[NamPikToot]

Yup, I'd go with that, too

2-0 citeh = 10:1
2-1 = 9:1

course it'll finish 4-0 to Merchandise

[cyrille]

My prediction: at one point Eddie will go 2.3 seconds without thinking about other races.

A personal best.