The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[harrybarracuda]

Explaining it to dumb fools incapable of reading between the lines like you will be well nigh impossible, then.

There is no "reading between the lines" you moron, it's in English. Is it not your first language, or is that some horrid mix of mockney and scouse or something?

[cyrille]

I thought it was you that was the paki?

That you can't understand the argument put forward is quite worrying, even bearing in mind your naturally somewhat vacuous character.

[harrybarracuda]

The reasoning for making late substitutes you fucking. Irish cretin is to disrupt the game by pausing time, thus stopping the team who is behind's impetus, the team who have been throwing the fuckin kitchen sink at you to get an equaliser and to buy you time to get your players breaths back
And it also disrupts the other side by nauseating them.. Something you are quite adept at

The reason for making late substitutes is to reduce the amount of game time and thus the number of chances the opposition can create, you fucking moron.

Jaysus what a pair of thickies.

[harrybarracuda]

I thought it was you that was the paki?

That you can't understand the argument put forward is quite worrying, even bearing in mind your naturally somewhat vacuous character.

There is no argument. The law and its reasoning are in plain, unequivocal English.

It's a shame IFAB don't do pop-up or colouring books, it might let people like two understand things better.

[cyrille]

"time wasting"

You're completely hooked on this, aren't you.

Your weird little wobble head brain knows what this means, and you just can't see beyond it to understand why FIFA has tweaked the rule as it has.

Oh well...your problem.

Hopefully it will become clear to you as the season progresses.

[NamPikToot]

Its revealing that Cyrille and Dill have the same level of comprehension regards football rules as my two year old niece, please don't start a thread on the offside regs.

[cyrille]

^^^ By the way, you've really mangled this somewhat if you think it's me and dill who don't understand the rules.

It's laughable how you've been going 'IFAB IFAB do you know what it means?'


You always have thought highly of your googling skills, you furiously googling cock.

Remember though that this whole exchange started because you clearly do not understand why the substitution procedure has been changed in the way that it has.

[harrybarracuda]

Famous speeches in history: Martin Luther King.

"I have a dream".


Dilly and Sybil's version:

"I have a Goldfish".

[Jack meoff]

Cizza the bozo has got anger issues.

Tick Tock, back to school you go ya Social misfit .

[cyrille]

Remember though that this whole exchange started because you clearly do not understand why the substitution procedure has been changed in the way that it has.

[harrybarracuda]

Remember though that this whole exchange started because I can't read

FTFY.

[Neverna]

you just can't see beyond it to understand why FIFA has tweaked the rule as it has.

The reasons for why a rule has been changed are frequently quite jokey, no?
















I'll get me coat.

[harrybarracuda]

People who call the Laws of the game "Rules" have automatically proven that they know fuck all and need to wind their necks in.

[harrybarracuda]

SUBSTITUTES

To speed up the game, players being substituted must leave the field at the nearest point rather than at the halfway line.

“It’s a fairly standard time-wasting tactic that when a manager wants to make a substitution, he can send a player to be substituted to the opposite end of the pitch,” said Scottish Football Association chief executive Ian Maxwell, one of the eight IFAB members.

But of course Dilly and Cilly both know more then the bloke that actually makes the laws!

[hallelujah]

Harry Kane has just scored from the half way line in the last minute to beat Juventus in a pre season friendly.

Szczesny, the ex-Arsenal keeper, ending up in a heap in the back of the net.

3-2, good game. Even better goal.

[Jack meoff]

Taxi for Nev

[cyrille]

People who call the Laws of the game "Rules" have automatically proven that they know fuck all and need to wind their necks in.

[Luigi]

Harry Kane has just scored from the half way line in the last minute to beat Juventus in a pre season friendly.

Fok that. Watching Simple Syb and Hippoman make complete tits of themselves is much more entertaining.

[cyrille]

Have we done the new rules for the new season yet?

New law: Players must leave the pitch by the nearest point on the touchline unless the referee allows them to leave on the half-way line for safety or injury reasons.

Why? The IFAB have said they are trying to crack down on time-wasting by shortening the distance it takes for a player to leave the pitch.

This one is probably the dumbest of the fucking lot.

Just stop the clock from the time a substitution is called to the time the ref is ready to restart play.

If there is no advantage to be gained by shuffling off slower than a fucking snail, players won't bother doing it.

Here you demonstrate that you simply do not understand that substitutions are used to break up the play, not merely 'waste time'.

You have failed to understand the reason for the change in the law.

[Luigi]

Famous speeches in history: Martin Luther King.

"I have a dream".


Dilly and Sybil's version:

"I have a Goldfish".

Just when you think that there couldn't possibly be anything he knows less about than dieting, along comes football.

[harrybarracuda]

Here you demonstrate that you simply do not understand that substitutions are used to break up the play, not merely 'waste time'.

"I have a... Goldfish".

[cyrille]

^ Piss weak, bullshit artist.

Your fake indignation about 'IFAB' and rules vs laws = pathetic straw clutching.

^^Mao, you're basically disqualified.


Get back to the hurling thread.

[harrybarracuda]

Harry Kane has just scored from the half way line in the last minute to beat Juventus in a pre season friendly.

Szczesny, the ex-Arsenal keeper, ending up in a heap in the back of the net.

3-2, good game. Even better goal.

Old Chezza, bless him.

I can't believe someone paid money for him.

[cyrille]

Christ, now he's fucked up embedding a video.

Even Mandaloopy's got it by now.

Fuckin 'mare you're having this evening.

[Dillinger]

The reason for making late substitutes is to reduce the amount of game time and thus the number of chances the opposition can create, you fucking moron.

So you don't think the ref adds even more time on for time wasting?