The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[Dillinger]

This is really shit and boring without the fans.

On Sky Sports football you just get that eerie silence that comes with no fans but on Sky Sports Main Event they have all the crowd noise and chants, like you get playing Fifa. They must have employed someone to sit there pressing a button every time theres a chance or foul.

It's better than watching without it though and hearing only the players and coaches screaming.

[Dillinger]

Just googled it and it is the Fifa game where they've took it from

Crowd noise available for Sky Sports Premier League games: How it works | Football News | Sky Sports

[harrybarracuda]

Just googled it and it is the Fifa game where they've took it from

Crowd noise available for Sky Sports Premier League games: How it works | Football News | Sky Sports

Hmmmm

"Sorry, we could not find the page you were looking for"

[harrybarracuda]

Apparently plastics fans are whinging that the Sky crowd noise only contained Arsenal chants.

It seems they couldn't find any plastics ones.

[harrybarracuda]

[Dillinger]

Crazy stat...

[harrybarracuda]

[Chittychangchang]

Apparently plastics fans are whinging that the Sky crowd noise only contained Arsenal chants.

It seems they couldn't find any plastics ones.

Bollocks, the virtual fans were singing Blue Moon at the end of the match.

[harrybarracuda]

Bollocks, the virtual fans were singing Blue Moon at the end of the match.

"Virtual fans".

Yeah that's like Virtual Memory. It's an artifical creation of the real thing.

[Chittychangchang]

Luiz had a blinder of a game

Up the Arse.

[harrybarracuda]

The plastics couldn't even find enough fans to fill a fucking telly.

[harrybarracuda]

So tonights sound man is hitting the "crowd roar at goal" button about 10 seconds after they score.

It's a fucking joke innit.

[Dillinger]

yeah

Norwich would have missed their home fans and are as good as relegated now with the fixtures they have coming up.

Kane Son and Sissoko starting for Spuds.

Pogba on the bench

[harrybarracuda]

Norwich bundle the ball in the net.

The linesman raises his flag.

The ref blows his whistle.

The players traipse back.

The crowd roars for the goal.

FFS

[NamPikToot]

Pogba on the bench

fuk the best Utd can hope for with that waste of space is an insurance payout if he carks it with COVID

[Dillinger]

^ he will come on.

He played with Bruno last week in a 1-2 loss to West Brom

[NamPikToot]

Frank Bruno?

[hallelujah]

^ he will come on.

He played with Bruno last week in a 1-2 loss to West Brom

The only way I can see Pogba playing in the same team as Fernandes in most games is if he's further up the pitch. Much further, like goalhanging further.

[NamPikToot]

In the stands, what a prick, he's is poster boy for all the overpaid koonts that infest footy now....imo.

[harrybarracuda]

Fucking hell, that was like he was running at three David Luiz's

[Dillinger]

Dog shit

[Dillinger]

Listening to Keano. He would have punched deGea if he was playing.
He's giving him a right round of fucks, called him over rated, said he's fed up with him and he'd have saved that

[Dillinger]

Can see why Keane never made it in management

Bring on the Pog

[Dillinger]

Fewest touches first half

Martial 9
Kane 10
Sissoko 10

Lazy fukkin French fucker

One touch every 5 minutes

[Dillinger]

That Welsh kid James isn't up to the job