The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[NamPikToot]

Do you think i should offer hope to the members and start a 2020/21 Premier thread before Hazza Hammond logs on and does his 4-5pm post dump?

[harrybarracuda]

Typical fucking Arsenal. 3-1 up and let in two goals before nicking a late win in a seven goal thriller.

[harrybarracuda]

Gripping stuff.


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[harrybarracuda]

Fucking Man Ure against the Mickey Mousers, and the Plastics get an easy draw against Palace? This is a fix!

Tomorrow's games.

GAME	MATCHUP
2A	Raheem Sterling (Manchester City) vs. Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace)
2B	Tom Grennan (Manchester United) vs. Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool)
2C	Reece James (Chelsea) vs. Andre Gomes (Everton)
2D	Moussa Sissoko (Tottenham) vs. Christian Atsu (Newcastle)

[harrybarracuda]

Plastics 5-1 Eagles
Merchandise 1-5 Mickey Mousers

Goal fests galore.

[harrybarracuda]

Everton 8 Chelsea 0.

Cor blimey.

Next up: The tiny totts version Newcastle Bin Salman United.

[harrybarracuda]

This is a laugh. Arsenal undone by their bogey derby team.

Leicester thrashed by Wolves

The Seagulls shit on Boscombe

And Sheffield United put former favourites Norwich to the sword.




An exciting start to today's fare when the muslim takes on the muslims.

Day 4 fixtures (from 12:00 BST)

12:00 Trent Alexander-Arnold (LIV) v Christian Atsu (NEW)
13:00 Neal Maupay (BHA) v Dwight McNeil (BUR)
14:00 Diogo Jota (WOL) v Lys Mousset (SHU)
15:00 Andre Gomes (EVE) v Raheem Sterling (MCI)

[Dillinger]

Kin ell Arry.

No one cares for this shit.

Where's the Kyle Walker sex tapes?

[harrybarracuda]

Kin ell Arry.

No one cares for this shit.

Where's the Kyle Walker sex tapes?

Well it's that or the Women's European Formation Crochet Championships from Zagreb.

[Dillinger]

^ Its not too bad actually when its not buffering on my phone Come on Gomes

[Dillinger]

[Dillinger]

Not very fair really, when you see the team Raheem is playing with versus the Toffees

[harrybarracuda]

He has been fucking spawny as well (you know, like he is in real life).

[harrybarracuda]

The Wolves lad looks good.

[cyrille]

it makes no sense to jerry rig one season and fuck up the next.

Have you come to terms yet with next season not running as advertised, whatever decision is made about this season?

[harrybarracuda]

Have you come to terms yet with next season not running as advertised, whatever decision is made about this season?

I think a better question is: Have you come to terms yet with another season in the championship?

[harrybarracuda]

The Wolves lad looks good.

Told ya.

DIOGO JOTA IS THE EPREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION!!!!!

Diogo Jota was victorious over Trent Alexander-Arnold with an epic golden goal victory.
Liverpool and Wolves could not be separated after 90 minutes with the game ending 1-1, but it was Jota who emerged victorious after 70 minutes of extra time.

[harrybarracuda]

[Dillinger]

^.....

[harrybarracuda]

How silly.

Still, there will always be a * against it in the history books.

Oops. And BeIn and Canal Sports are now refusing to pay 243 million euros to the cheese eating surrender monkeys.

The EPL has a lot more than that to lose.

[Dillinger]

Possibly a big brown envelope there, as Man City would have tried if they were top.

The Scousers will find it harder to furlough one.

[Bettyboo]

Liverpool were so far ahead the title should be given to them, just as Ipswich should be promoted back into the Premiership - fair's fair...

[harrybarracuda]

So it seems the premier league are insisting on neutral venues for their hoped resumption.

Making it even more of a farce than it already is.

Anything to avoid having to pay.

[hallelujah]

Liverpool were so far ahead the title should be given to them..

Fuck right off.

[harrybarracuda]

Fuck right off.

In fairness, even if they do, it will forever be tarnished. I doubt most scousers would be happy about having a * next to their only EPL title.